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[Xsari Rose]

Why are dragons flying out of a green glowey hole in the sky? Aw crap! There goes my house...

[afgrdnq1]

Damn it all!

[Xsari Rose]

@Chagrinned Goat where did you get that profile pic? Looks great!

[Renmiri1]

My PC would look around and say "Varric what do you say of this" ?

[kathic]

Come on you apes, you want to live forever?

Modifié par kathic, 05 septembre 2013 - 11:26 .

[ShallowlLife9871]

Rouge Dwarf: ....what do they sodding put in their ale?
Human warror: meep!
Mage elf: annnnnnnnd this is where I start huffing lyrim.
Qunari: * stares blankly at the rip.*

[Xsari Rose]

Mage character: Well that spell went really really wrong...

[Parmida]

Quizzy:"<beep> this <beep> <beep> MAN! WHAT AMBIGUOUS <beeeeeeep>. That's what I get for tapping that ass of that <beep> in the middle of nowhere! <beep>! I'm outta here."

[soren4ever]

Mage Inquisitor: "Why are you all looking at me? I didn't do it!":?

[BouncyFrag]

Anybody happen to know what the fine is in the fade for necrophilia?

[They call me a SpaceCowboy]

Nobody expects the Orlesian Inquisition!

[Parmida]

Quizzy: *Stares at the veil tear* "Well, That's a big vagina. "

[Renmiri1]

"A mage did it"

[Sherbet Lemon]

"Not today."

[DKJaigen]

Just as planned

[cactusberry]

Darth Brotarian wrote...

Dwarf: "I knew it! I knew this would happen. "Go to the surface" they said. "The sky is perfectly safe" they said."

Love this.

[Okamiden556]

Good.....good......

[Clocks4]

*sighs then looks at the mages and templars* I REALLY hate you all. Soooo much.

Modifié par Clocks4, 06 septembre 2013 - 12:03 .

[MarchWaltz]

MAMA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Ozida]

Darth Brotarian wrote...

Dwarf: "I knew it! I knew this would happen. "Go to the surface" they said. "The sky is perfectly safe" they said."

Lol, this is priceless! 

[DarthLaxian]

Well...if it is class specific:

mage: great, first it's lock up the mage, then it's kill the mage and now there are demons about, too? - I really hate my live!

or: that potion must have been tainted!

rogue: i should quit drinking

warrior: oh - i am going to need a bigger sword!

greetings LAX
ps: the mage one references the circle, the (rogue) templars and of course the tear itself

[Karach_Blade]

 Human Pro-Templar Inquisitor: ORLESIAN APOSTATES. Somehow

Dwarven Inquisitor: I don't want to fall into the sodding sky! *complete breakdown and clings to Cassandra, bawling*

Dalish Rogue Inquisitor *stoic* It would appear we are experiencing a temporal distortion
Varric: Lurker, if we live through this, we're finding you a nice girl 
Dalish Rogue Inquisitor: Our chances of surviving long enough to reproduce are likely less than 10%
Varric: .....definitely finding you a girl. Bianca's off limits.

Modifié par Karach_Blade, 06 septembre 2013 - 12:15 .

[Vaeliorin]

"Tut tut, looks like rain." It will be done in his best Winnie the Pooh impersonation. When things start pouring out, this will be followed with "Oh, bother."