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[VampireSoap]

For someone who doesn't know what's going on:lol:

"Seriously" though, if the Qunari like cookies so much...The kings and queens of Thedas should use this as their advantage. Why not trade with the horned giants? I mean, a normalized trading relationship would smooth things out, don't you think? And surely there're other things they desire...

:lol: If you destroy us, you'll never ever taste another cookie again!! We'll bury all the cookie recipes with us!!!

As usual, I'm just having fun here Please don't take me seriously, and feel free to scold me, ridicule me, beat me up and burn me alive!

[JCAP]

VampireSoap wrote...

For someone who doesn't know what's going on:lol:

"Seriously" though, if the Qunari like cookies so much...The kings and queens of Thedas should use this as their advantage. Why not trade with the horned giants? I mean, a normalized trading relationship would smooth things out, don't you think? And surely there're other things they desire...

:lol: If you destroy us, you'll never ever taste another cookie again!! We'll bury all the cookie recipes with us!!!

As usual, I'm just having fun here Please don't take me seriously, and feel free to scold me, ridicule me, beat me up and burn me alive!

You forgot being impaled up on a stake :innocent:

Modifié par JCAP, 05 septembre 2013 - 11:17 .

[I SOLD MY SOUL TO BIOWARE]

The Warden was the only one who knew of his love for cookies.

Warden is missing.

Thedas is screwed.

(Leliana knows he's actually a big softie though, maybe she could help...)

Modifié par SergeantSnookie, 05 septembre 2013 - 11:18 .

[VampireSoap]

SergeantSnookie wrote...

The Warden was the only one who knew of his love for cookies.

Warden is missing.

Thedas is screwed.

(Leliana knows he's actually a big softie though, maybe she could help...)

Well, presumably, other Quani share the love of cookies with our softie Arishok

[Dreymar]

There better be a stat bonus for every cookie you eat as a Qunari Inquisitor.

[ShallowlLife9871]

well we get the Arishok saying the inmortal line?

"put that cookie down"

[Battlebloodmage]

If the Qunari is in the middle of the conflict, I don't know if the Arishok would be an enemy. I really don't want to fight him since he's one of my favorite characters from Dragon Age Origins. I don't know what's worse for the Arishok's reputation though, the leader of the Qunari who like butterflies or sweets.

[Cainhurst Crow]

Why is the first thing I think of with this a snickers ad involving sten as the arishok?

Modifié par Darth Brotarian, 05 septembre 2013 - 11:33 .

[ArtemisMoons]

Giving them cookies will only affirm their belief in conquering Thedas so that they might have free access to the cookies! xDD

[Xsari Rose]

If they do conquer Thedas they will force everyone to make cookies forever!

[VampireSoap]

It was so funny that the warden could catch Sten stashing cookies stolen from a fat kid. And if the warden confronts him, Sten will get defensive and says he's only doing the kid a favor lol

[Parmida]

LOL! My QunQuizzy wants to be a cookie addict too! :3

[sandalisthemaker]

If Sten tries to invade, his ass is grass.

[Karach_Blade]

This thread wins

[Maiden Crowe]

Well I guess Bioware knows their audience, however can you do me a favour and drop the word "mature" from the marketing campaign as I don't think it is befitting of the Dragon Age series to further contribute to the devaluation of the word.

[Zazzerka]

Maiden Crowe wrote...

Well I guess Bioware knows their audience, however can you do me a favour and drop the word "mature" from the marketing campaign as I don't think it is befitting of the Dragon Age series to further contribute to the devaluation of the word.

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[Wolfva2]

I weep for the day the Qunari discover the Girl Scouts...

[VampireSoap]

Maiden Crowe wrote...

Well I guess Bioware knows their audience, however can you do me a favour and drop the word "mature" from the marketing campaign as I don't think it is befitting of the Dragon Age series to further contribute to the devaluation of the word.

I'm sorry...What are you talking about?

[Boycott Bioware]

maybe we could use a trick just like Arishok did...

a Qunari thief sneak up steal all the cookies under Arishok order, it is actually special cookies mix up with chemical stuff that make them fart a lot and releasing poisonous gas making them all crazy...

[Ieldra]

Maiden Crowe wrote...
Well I guess Bioware knows their audience, however can you do me a favour and drop the word "mature" from the marketing campaign as I don't think it is befitting of the Dragon Age series to further contribute to the devaluation of the word.

If "mature" means not being able to be occasionally childish, or not being able to appreciate the funny, then I don't want to be mature.

I found it hilarious to discover Sten's love for cookies. It made him 100% more real as a character, a nice interlude from being the Sten.

Modifié par Ieldra2, 06 septembre 2013 - 10:30 .

[The Elder King]

Ieldra2 wrote...

Maiden Crowe wrote...
Well I guess Bioware knows their audience, however can you do me a favour and drop the word "mature" from the marketing campaign as I don't think it is befitting of the Dragon Age series to further contribute to the devaluation of the word.

If "mature" means not being able to be occasionally childish, or not being able to appreciate the funny, then I don't want to be mature.

I found it hilarious to discover Sten's love for cookies. It made him 100% more real as a character, a nice interlude from being the Sten.

Agreed.