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#26
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Secretlyapotato wrote...

Jack, dumb cow acts all tough and punches my femshep and then gets away with it. >:(


this is a great point.  why doesn't shepard have any opportunities to put mouthy squadmates in check?  at least an option would be nice

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I always pick the renegade dialogue when Jack punches Shepard, but I sure would've liked a renegade interrupt that somehow deflects it.

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Thane when he tried to excuse his murders.
Miranda when she tells you how she wanted to implant a control chip in Shepard (why isn't there a more drastic answer for this).
Wrex when he tells you about his piracy job for Saren, his contract kills on Noveria, his attempt to kill a friend for money (Aleena) and when he taunts Liara during the Rachni Queen decision in the first game.
Jack and that Asari on Illium for slapping/punching Shepard.

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- Aria
- the entire Council
- Legion(I actually fried it with my Reegar, so that's even better)
- James
- Jacob
- Harkin
- every member of Terra Firma
- the racist C-Sec officer
- all those pesky Volus down in the ward

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The Catalyst

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Necanor wrote...

- Legion(I actually fried it with my Reegar, so that's even better)

Why fry the tin can with that childs toy when you can fry it with this *holds out a melta gun*

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in it for the lolz wrote...

Necanor wrote...

- Legion(I actually fried it with my Reegar, so that's even better)

Why fry the tin can with that childs toy when you can fry it with this *holds out a melta gun*


Yeah, melting Legion would've been fun^_^

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Necanor wrote...

in it for the lolz wrote...

Necanor wrote...

- Legion(I actually fried it with my Reegar, so that's even better)

Why fry the tin can with that childs toy when you can fry it with this *holds out a melta gun*


Yeah, melting Legion would've been fun^_^

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in it for the lolz wrote...

Necanor wrote...

in it for the lolz wrote...

Necanor wrote...

- Legion(I actually fried it with my Reegar, so that's even better)

Why fry the tin can with that childs toy when you can fry it with this *holds out a melta gun*


Yeah, melting Legion would've been fun^_^

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Thanks. Geth make good campfires after all:happy:

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Burning Camels wrote...

KaiserShep wrote...

Festae9 wrote...

prolly grunt or wrex because i would love to see the ramifications of open hand slapping a korgan


It would probably hurt Shepard more. 


"I'm sorry I have to tell you this, ma'am.  Your son...slapped a Krogan.  We're holding his funeral in a few days."


Grunt knows my Maleshep is his daddy.

And yes, I would have at  least chastised Thane for his habit of trying to excuse his nasty habit for murder.

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It seems to me like everyone Thane killed was not exactly a person whose life I would consider terribly valuable. Heck, Nassana Dantius was scum, and the universe was a better place in her passing. But then again, I did choose to push a merc out the window, so it's not as if I have much room to judge.

Modifié par KaiserShep, 07 septembre 2013 - 10:21 .


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Shepard

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 I know this is the second time I've posted this, but why can't we all get along?

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Wulfram wrote...

Shepard


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Sheparrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd

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KaiserShep wrote...

Wulfram wrote...

Shepard


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Sheparrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd


Wrex. Grunt.

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I'ma go with OP on this one. Asari councillor. In fact all of Asari government.

Whole of galaxy being destroyed: does nothing.
Oh wait now going for them: okay here we'll help.
So you're back: clearly that was all you ever needed how would you get by without us, when is the Crucible going to be ready?

Discover beacon: hide and keep secrets.
Others discover beacon: charge them equivalent to treason if they don't immediately relinquish it.
Continue to keep their beacon secret to learn more and stay on top, meanwhile talking about being the most advanced because they and their culture are 'just better'.

Think both of the above are totally cool and not douche-bag things to do at all. Shepard mysteriously agrees, never calls them out on it.
Earth being ravaged: oh noes! I will get help.
Earth still being ravaged many weeks (or months!) later: na man, Earth is still got this, I can SAVE US
Reapers land on Thessia: OH MY GOD GUYS EVERYONE THIS SI THE WORST EVER LET ME PROCEED TO JUST AUTO-DIALOGUE ALIENATE EVERYONE AUUUUGH


Yes I hate Thessia and the asari ever since ME3, could you tell?

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Admiral Han Gerrel..... Let's just say that, what I would do to him wouldn't be appropriate for this forum!

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Karsciyin wrote...

I'ma go with OP on this one. Asari councillor. In fact all of Asari government.

Whole of galaxy being destroyed: does nothing.
Oh wait now going for them: okay here we'll help.
So you're back: clearly that was all you ever needed how would you get by without us, when is the Crucible going to be ready? Discover beacon: hide and keep secrets. Others discover beacon: charge them equivalent to treason if they don't immediately relinquish it. Continue to keep their beacon secret to learn more and stay on top, meanwhile talking about being the most advanced because they and their culture are 'just better'.


The matriarchs on Thessia informed Tevos of the existence of the beacon during the war (as she tells you after Tuchanka)...and she immediately contacts Shepard. You have no reason to blame her and we never met the asari who decided to hide it (apart from Benezia in ME1 ofc).  And she agreed to help Earth after the Cerberus coup, so virtually the same time as anyone else does and without demanding anything in return. Again, no reason to blame her.

Karsciyin wrote...
Think both of the above are totally cool and not douche-bag things to do at all. Shepard mysteriously agrees, never calls them out on it.
Earth being ravaged: oh noes! I will get help.
Earth still being ravaged many weeks (or months!) later: na man, Earth is still got this, I can SAVE US
Reapers land on Thessia: OH MY GOD GUYS EVERYONE THIS SI THE WORST EVER LET ME PROCEED TO JUST AUTO-DIALOGUE ALIENATE EVERYONE AUUUUGH


Shepard spends the entire game moping about Earth, and trying to get everyone to rally together to retake it when sending reinforcements to Thessia or Palaven would make much more sense. And no where after Thessia is Shep crying about the planet. Shep is upset she lost the Catalyst.

She says: "It's my job to be prepared-- no matter what. And now Thessia is lost, as is the Catalyst." And that's all she says about Thessia itself. The entire rest of the conversation is about how she failed to stop Cerberus, and failed to get the Catalyst

Modifié par Barquiel, 07 septembre 2013 - 11:30 .


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All of them, though the nature of the slap will differ.

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Hackett. I just find him somehow annoying in 3.

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hmmm who would i love to slap the dog **** out of 
Tevos
Legion
Koris
Jacob
Kasumi
VS on Mars
Racist C-Sec officer in ME2
Racist Volus in ME2
TIM(ME3)
Shepard Clone
Geth VI
Starchild
Anderson
Hackett
Thane
Wrex
Udina
Nyreen
Aria
Miranda

Modifié par AnubisEgyptainLordofDeath, 07 septembre 2013 - 09:44 .


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KaiserShep wrote...

It seems to me like everyone Thane killed was not exactly a person whose life I would consider terribly valuable. Heck, Nassana Dantius was scum, and the universe was a better place in her passing. But then again, I did choose to push a merc out the window, so it's not as if I have much room to judge.


Nassana and the batarian mercs who killed his wife are the only victims that are mentioned (assuming I haven't missed sth.). He first killed at the age of 12. He didn't kill out of conviction but because it was his job. Assuming I haven't missed something about Thane I highly doubt there aren't innocent victims in his past.

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Liara

Allers

 annnnd Aria

that's all, i don't really want to **** slap anyone else^_^

Modifié par ShallowlLife9871, 07 septembre 2013 - 01:10 .


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al-Jilani

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What was the guys name on Feros? Jong? Yea, I wanted to slap him, but instead put a bullet in him... Also that female next to Fai Dan... Can't remember her name. She was uppity with Shepard and I was like "Biatch please."