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[mikeymoonshine]

MassivelyEffective0730 wrote...

mikeymoonshine wrote...

MassivelyEffective0730 wrote...

Except bang. 

And have babies.

And look fine.

And wear heels.

I can do all those things better than women 

No you can't.

Unless you are a woman.

I can so! 

You really can't. I'd see you do it and I'd be vomiting with disgust and laughter at how bad you looked.

Which one of these things are we talking about now? So i can decide if I am going to be offended or not  

[ScarMK]

sandalisthemaker wrote...

Oh please.
Many guys are perfectly capable of both banging and looking fabulous.

I'm so sorry. 

Modifié par ScarMK, 07 septembre 2013 - 04:11 .

[Grand Admiral Cheesecake]

sandalisthemaker wrote...



Oh please.
Many guys are perfectly capable of both banging and looking fine.

*Removes shirt and pants*

Your move BSN.

[MassivelyEffective0730]

Plaintiff wrote...

MassivelyEffective0730 wrote...
Except bang.

Lol, gay men are all smooth down there like Ken dolls.

But then how do I masturbate to Dragon Age? 

You can't bang like a woman can. I guarantee it. 

And have babies.

That really all depends on what you mean by "have".

I mean have babies. You can't have babies. You're a man.

And look fine.

Matt Bomer does not look fine. Only a woman can look fine. You've proved nothing.

And wear heels.

Lulz, is there some forcefield around high heel shoes that stops men from getting their feet in?

No. But only a woman actually looks good.

[Rawgrim]

mikeymoonshine wrote...

MassivelyEffective0730 wrote...

mikeymoonshine wrote...

MassivelyEffective0730 wrote...

Except bang. 

And have babies.

And look fine.

And wear heels.

I can do all those things better than women 

No you can't.

Unless you are a woman.

I can so! 

You really can't. I'd see you do it and I'd be vomiting with disgust and laughter at how bad you looked.

Which one of these things are we talking about now? So i can decide if I am going to be offended or not  

I picture you in heels, trying to push out a baby. Using the only possiblility you have for pushing something out of your body. Prefferably not while banging.

[MassivelyEffective0730]

sandalisthemaker wrote...

Oh please.
Many guys are perfectly capable of both banging and looking fine.

Not to me they aren't.

Modifié par MassivelyEffective0730, 07 septembre 2013 - 04:13 .

[mikeymoonshine]

Exactly it would be foolishness to be doing it all at once. 

[Battlebloodmage]

Disappointed but I guess I would still enjoy the game for what it is. It would take a big part out of my enjoyment though since Bioware is one of the few games that allow you to be gay.

[ScarMK]

I only hope the mods merely lock this thread instead of deleting it. It must be preserved for future BSNers.

[Plaintiff]

MassivelyEffective0730 wrote...

Plaintiff wrote...

MassivelyEffective0730 wrote...
Except bang.

Lol, gay men are all smooth down there like Ken dolls.

But then how do I masturbate to Dragon Age? 

You can't bang like a woman can. I guarantee it. 

And have babies.

That really all depends on what you mean by "have".

I mean have babies. You can't have babies. You're a man.

And look fine.

Matt Bomer does not look fine. Only a woman can look fine. You've proved nothing.

And wear heels.

Lulz, is there some forcefield around high heel shoes that stops men from getting their feet in?

No. But only a woman actually looks good.

Since when is "fine" a gendered adjective? That's just silly.

Besides, why would anyone settle for looking "fine"? "Fine" is how I tell my insecure female relatives they look when I'm not really paying attention to them.

[mikeymoonshine]

MassivelyEffective0730 wrote...

sandalisthemaker wrote...

Oh please.
Many guys are perfectly capable of both banging and looking fine.

Not to me they aren't.

If we aren't then howcome all these so called straight guys are always propositioning us? I mean it can't just be me that this happens to all the damn time. 

[Volus Warlord]

Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...

Volus Warlord wrote...


They aren't very entertaining.

I know!

It's "Oh noes I'm a shy virginal naive girl save me from my demons/geth enemies/ect!!"

Or "Templars iz evuhlz!!! Nuh uh! Mages are evuhlz!"

And finally "Pfft I'm an ice queen you can't break my shell--- Ohmygodohmygodohmygod you paid attention to me! Squeeeeeee!!!!!"

I thought Leliana or however the hell you spell her name was hilarious.

"I'm so spiritual.. but I'm not.. but I am! Also here are a lot of bar stories and how my old boss stabbed me in the back."

[sandalisthemaker]

MassivelyEffective0730 wrote...


You can't bang like a woman can. I guarantee it. 

 Only a woman can look fine. You've proved nothing.


No. But only a woman actually looks good.

Now you're just being ridiculous.

[dreamgazer]

Hm. Didn't think this thread could get more bizarre.

[Grand Admiral Cheesecake]

ScarMK wrote...

I only hope the mods merely lock this thread instead of deleting it. It must be preserved for future BSNers.

I agree this must be preserved.

The sacrifices made against the HEROISM of Davey and the out and out BIGOTRY of Plaintiff must be remembered!

[wolfhowwl]

Battlebloodmage wrote...

Disappointed but I guess I would still enjoy the game for what it is. It would take a big part out of my enjoyment though since Bioware is one of the few games that allow you to be gay.

You'd still be able to bang as many men/women/elves/dwarves in dresses as you like at the mandatory Dragon Age brothel if one so prefers.

Modifié par wolfhowwl, 07 septembre 2013 - 04:15 .

[Steelcan]

Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...

ScarMK wrote...

I only hope the mods merely lock this thread instead of deleting it. It must be preserved for future BSNers.

I agree this must be preserved.

The sacrifices made against the HEROISM of Davey and the out and out BIGOTRY of Plaintiff must be remembered!

We never die, we just get banned to regroup

[Volus Warlord]

wolfhowwl wrote...

Battlebloodmage wrote...

Disappointed but I guess I would still enjoy the game for what it is. It would take a big part out of my enjoyment though since Bioware is one of the few games that allow you to be gay.

You'd still be able to bang as many men/women/elves/dwarves in dresses as you like at the mandatory Dragon Age brothel if one so prefers.

If the brothel doesn't have Qunari, it is racist.

[sandalisthemaker]

ScarMK wrote...

I only hope the mods merely lock this thread instead of deleting it. It must be preserved for future BSNers.

The most insane threads tend to get wiped off the face of the earth, though.

[Volus Warlord]

sandalisthemaker wrote...

ScarMK wrote...

I only hope the mods merely lock this thread instead of deleting it. It must be preserved for future BSNers.

The most insane threads tend to get wiped off the face of the earth, though.

But they live on in our hearts.

I'll never forget about Tali sweat.

[MassivelyEffective0730]

mikeymoonshine wrote...

MassivelyEffective0730 wrote...

sandalisthemaker wrote...

Oh please.
Many guys are perfectly capable of both banging and looking fine.

Not to me they aren't.

If we aren't then howcome all these so called straight guys are always propositioning us? I mean it can't just be me that this happens to all the damn time. 

I never propositioned a gay guy before. 

[mikeymoonshine]

Volus Warlord wrote...

wolfhowwl wrote...

Battlebloodmage wrote...

Disappointed but I guess I would still enjoy the game for what it is. It would take a big part out of my enjoyment though since Bioware is one of the few games that allow you to be gay.

You'd still be able to bang as many men/women/elves/dwarves in dresses as you like at the mandatory Dragon Age brothel if one so prefers.

If the brothel doesn't have Qunari, it is racist.

Hahaha we should all complain if that is the case. 

[mikeymoonshine]

MassivelyEffective0730 wrote...

mikeymoonshine wrote...

MassivelyEffective0730 wrote...

sandalisthemaker wrote...

Oh please.
Many guys are perfectly capable of both banging and looking fine.

Not to me they aren't.

If we aren't then howcome all these so called straight guys are always propositioning us? I mean it can't just be me that this happens to all the damn time. 

I never propositioned a gay guy before. 

Well ok I believe you. Anyway this has gone past rediculous lets stop it now xx 

[dreamgazer]

MassivelyEffective0730 wrote...

mikeymoonshine wrote...

MassivelyEffective0730 wrote...

sandalisthemaker wrote...

Oh please.
Many guys are perfectly capable of both banging and looking fine.

Not to me they aren't.

If we aren't then howcome all these so called straight guys are always propositioning us? I mean it can't just be me that this happens to all the damn time. 

I never propositioned a gay guy before. 

So you think.

Maybe you should give a second look to the lady at the Red Garter with the high heels. 

[Volus Warlord]

mikeymoonshine wrote...

Volus Warlord wrote...

wolfhowwl wrote...

Battlebloodmage wrote...

Disappointed but I guess I would still enjoy the game for what it is. It would take a big part out of my enjoyment though since Bioware is one of the few games that allow you to be gay.

You'd still be able to bang as many men/women/elves/dwarves in dresses as you like at the mandatory Dragon Age brothel if one so prefers.

If the brothel doesn't have Qunari, it is racist.

Hahaha we should all complain if that is the case. 

Definitely. Also, we should send them a ****ton of cupcakes and put up a few billboards.