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[Shepenwepet]

Welcome to Petticoat Castle, a thread inspired by that shamelessly rips off DKain's Party Temple, only this one is Dragon Age-flavored. I realize this section of the forums is pretty much dead, but the Inquisition Discussion forum isn't a good fit for this, plus it scares me just a little.

So what is this, you may ask? Petticoat Castle, like the Party Temple before it, consists of the hilariously inaccurate transcribed audio on Youtube videos.


For those of you new to this whole thing, here's a handy photo.

All you need to do is click the CC button, and sit back. If you're impatient or don't have the time to sit through an entire video and just want to get to the good stuff, click on the transcript button below the like/dislike counter. It instantly lists every line and the corresponding time, and you can click on it to jump right there.

If you want to post pics here, just hit print screen when you find something good and copy it into paint. Crop the image and upload it to a hosting site like photobucket or flickr.



For those of you who remember me from Party Temple, I'm going to try to stay away from massive stories like JaG, as they just become too hard to continue eventually. Relevant shots just grow scarcer and scarcer until you're left with nothing you can use.  There will still be massive posts with dozens of panels, I'm sure, but they will conclude. I feel terrible that JaG didn't end, and if I ever find a way to end it, I will.

But anyway. Open the gates.

Depending on where you're from, this can mean two different things.


Xbox One: for when you must know where all your old condiments are.



I actually went to school with a Jenn Harris. She never struck me as the type to constantly fondle pixels, but then again, I didn't really know her that well.

[coldwetn0se]

LOL! The last panel inparticular, cracked me up. XD

I'm on my phone, getting ready to turn out my light, but look forward to spending some time in this thread.

Modifié par coldwetn0se, 07 septembre 2013 - 06:39 .

[CuriousArtemis]

Oh man, we have some great ones from the Cullen thread xD Hopefully some of the other girls will see this and post them here.

[Shepenwepet]

I don't have much in the Cullen department, I have a few, but they're accurate and not funny on their own. This is the only one I have that isn't a correct subtitle.



By all means, spread the word. This is a pretty low-traffic area.






Orsino should just give up this whole "First Enchanter" thing and become a grief counselor.

[CuriousArtemis]

The look on Orsino's face LOL

[LolaLei]

Now we know what Cullen was doing with all that spare time whilst trapped in his pink bubble:



Meredith "shacks" like all the youngsters:





All he wanted was some pie...



Filthy bugger:



:-S:





And my personal favourite:

Modifié par LolaLei, 07 septembre 2013 - 10:22 .

[HurricaneGinger]

"Jenn Harris will never stop touching me."

"Peanut."

"Shacks like all the youngsters."

I just about DIED. XD

[King Cousland]

Not the freemen Jensen!

[Shepenwepet]

LolaLei wrote...
All he wanted was some pie...

So I managed to get the magical youtube translation fairies that live in the CC button to give their insight on several characters from Dragon Age. Since they obviously aren't good when it comes to interpreting the English language, I just showed them pictures of the characters and let them say what came to mind.

[Shepenwepet]

A few randoms until I have time to get some more shots...

[Shepenwepet]

Ford decided that Zevran may not be the spokesperson they want for their vehicles.



I don't know. Do I?* (if it doesn't start there already, skip to 5:26.)


Why am I not surprised...

There's another Zevran-centric post coming up later on, I could have put it up now, but it has potential to grow into something hilarious.

Modifié par Shepenwepet, 11 septembre 2013 - 03:16 .

[coldwetn0se]

Aveline (aka Strongsville the Wild): "I need three guys, and a special treat." XD XD

I think I gave myself a hernia.

Oh Zevran....don't ever change. But in the meantime, go talk to Alistair. Apparently he has a very willing friend named Russell.

[Newschmoo]

Love this .  Never knew about this before.  It has been so amusing!

Here goes -

Demons know good fashionable underwear when they see it -




Well, Eamon, what can I say?





My sentiments after a good Friday night down the pub

Modifié par Newschmoo, 11 septembre 2013 - 09:19 .

[coldwetn0se]

Shale NOOOOOO! Don't harm the "Shrubbery"!

XD

[Shepenwepet]

Well, hello strangers!




Nah, even if this thread becomes just another hangout for the ol' DD gang, I enjoy it far too much to stop. I admit, I kinda like it all hidden away down here from all the craziness that is the DA:I forum. More posters would be ideal, as pics become springboards for other posters. Which reminds me...

I am however fully prepared to keep this thread going for quite a while. I've got about 300 pictures saved and many, many more "bookmarked". I usually have a pen and paper out when I watch videos, I'll note the time and line if I'm lazy and don't feel like doing the ol' copy/crop.

Sometimes you'll see shots that are rather shocking in their..."inaccuracy"..


But most of the time it's nonsense like this.


I'd originally planned to have a post here tonight revolving around The Long Road from DA2 (Aveline and Donnic quest, if you don't remember), where Aveline goes to Zevran (!) for advice. Well, that snowballed. She's asking everyone now. Even the Architect.

[Shepenwepet]

A small post tonight, I'm trying to keep all my good pics for later.



Yup, that's definitely a mixed signal right there.

[Shepenwepet]

Did I count right? 47 panels? I wanted to wait until I had better stuff, or at least a part for every major character, but then I decided, ah, to hell with it.

Aveline has been having trouble in the relationship department.


She decides to turn to her friends and... some random strangers for advice. Zevran is eager to help.








Aveline politely explains she's looking for a man, and that she's too shy to go up and talk to the object of her affections.





Isabela tells her there's nothing to fear.



Fenris scoffs,



Aveline makes a mental note.


...and so does Fenris.


Aveline goes back to Isabela's suggestion.


The Architect agrees with Aveline, he's had no luck on that front either.



Feeling left out, Sten cuts in with


Anders thinks that's a bit too forward.


Varric has an idea.


Aveline calls his bluff.



LadyHawke reminds her,

But Aveline quickly shuts that down.


Cullen thinks maybe Aveline could stand to lose a few pounds.





Fenris raises a bottle, one that he's been partaking of for quite a while, in Aveline's direction.


Oghren laughs.


Hawke takes a look at the bottle Fenris is holding.


Anders decides it's best to not let his friend suffer through this discussion any longer.

He asks,


He tells her he'll teach her all she needs to know -

It works every time.




Isabela has one final piece of advice for Aveline.




Several days later, Aveline shows up in the Hanged Man with a grin on her face. She approaches Isabela and says


Isabela replies

[coldwetn0se]

XD *snort*

Very well played. Aveline can be comedy gold! Good on ya, big girl.

[Newschmoo]

 there's some great advice there for Aveline.  And who knew the Architect had relationship advice to give!

I have had a little search and uncovered this (I'm not so great at tales)



I always thought Seb was a one for the foundation.




I'm not sure I would want that in my cake (I do love a bit of coconut though)






@Shepenwepet - saw your Fenris shot and found I had an almost identical one



Words fail me!

[Shepenwepet]

^Yeah, I've got that one too.

I've found several more instances of "jen/jenn harris", my next post ( I don't know when it'll be) revolves around Fenris' ill-fated trip to Iran with her.

Perhaps they'll run into Thane. He's been there.

[coldwetn0se]

Well, Thane's a desert creature. Fenris is from a more desert-y place......I think I see a connection.
Now! On to Iran....with jenn harris. O.o

XD

[Shepenwepet]

Thread ain't dead, folks, just resting until the 11th when my photobucket bandwidth rolls over. It's gonna hit the limit within a day or two. I'll leave you with this piece of advice from Anders.

[coldwetn0se]

LOL....I was just doing a quick poke around the BSN before bed, hoping for a laugh, and low and behold.....Shepen left a funny.

[Shepenwepet]

Whatcha workin' on there, Anders?



Oh my.

[Shepenwepet]

Gonna stick with little posts, as this page is massive already.