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franciscoamell

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 Do unicorns exist in Thedas? If so, can we ride them in Inquisition? That'd be so cool!

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Why not?

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Only if they're savage beasts who chase people down and brutally impale them.

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franciscoamell wrote...

Why not?

Because Sten has spoken.

SergeantSnookie wrote...

Only if they're savage beasts who chase people down and brutally impale them.

This is the only way it would be acceptable.

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I'll just say it in case it irritates somebody. Because unicorns are so so gayyyyyyyyy

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Unicorns are awesome! It would be cool if we could buy different horses. And have a Unicorn too. :3

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Secretlyapotato wrote...

I'll just say it in case it irritates somebody. Because unicorns are so so gayyyyyyyyy


+100000000000

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meh

its a horse with a horn whats the big deal

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Perhaps there is a one-horned halla somewhere... but thus far, no apparent unicorns.

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My guess is probably not.

A major reason the DA setting appeals to me (and I'm sure to others as well) has to do with how stripped down and grounded it is. Granted there's magic, there are demons, a dream realm, a vast underground network of dwarven cities, elves, and of course everything is rather medieval technologically, but it Thedas feels like it could be a real place. Adding too many fantastical elements (like unicorns) threatens the balance between the wonderful and the mundane that Dragon Age manages so well.

Of course you could also argue that since demons, magic, and the fade exist then why not unicorns. I suppose it depends, really. How can you take a unicorn and make it fit into Thedas? There's probably a way, but if it's just sticking a horn on a white horse then what's the point? It's still just a horse and all of its allure is lost anyway.

So there probably won't be unicorns in Dragon Age any time soon, or ever.

Modifié par OLDIRTYBARON, 08 septembre 2013 - 11:23 .


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SergeantSnookie wrote...

Only if they're savage beasts who chase people down and brutally impale them.

 

Stop. You're giving me chilling Oblivion flashbacks. :unsure:

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You want pixies next ?
No.

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PnXMarcin1PL wrote...

Secretlyapotato wrote...

I'll just say it in case it irritates somebody. Because unicorns are so so gayyyyyyyyy


+100000000000

 

Should you two follow up with - what do you call it - a "bro fist"? Bro fist each other. Fist each other. Dudes fisting.

Modifié par Trista Hawke, 08 septembre 2013 - 11:33 .


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Angrywolves wrote...

You want pixies next ?
No.

 

Lmfao

"No unicorns, pixies, or mermaids! Only wyverns, dragons, and giant c*cks!"

"Genlock c*cks."

Modifié par Trista Hawke, 08 septembre 2013 - 11:37 .


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Trista Hawke wrote...

SergeantSnookie wrote...

Only if they're savage beasts who chase people down and brutally impale them.

 

Stop. You're giving me chilling Oblivion flashbacks. :unsure:


I had a mod to turn my unicorn into a black, somewhat vicious looking thing. Fit in great with the beast going nuts and trying to kill anyone who accidentally pulled a weapon (including myself). Especially entertaining at one of the stables where the stable guy had his "fists" drawn, but he was an essential NPC and couldn't die. So many brutal fights between those two....

Turn the unicorn concept on its head. Make it a unicorn only in name (which then one wonders why it's even called a unicorn, but people have been misnaming things for eons, calling rhinos unicorns, or manatees mermaids).

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Trista Hawke wrote...

Angrywolves wrote...

You want pixies next ?
No.

 

Lmfao

"No unicorns, pixies, or mermaids! Only wyverns, dragons, and giant c*cks!"

Genlock c*cks.



Ooh, I haven't even thought of merpeople. It'd be cool if there were some in Dragon Age.

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d4eaming wrote...

Trista Hawke wrote...

SergeantSnookie wrote...

Only if they're savage beasts who chase people down and brutally impale them.

 

Stop. You're giving me chilling Oblivion flashbacks. :unsure:


I had a mod to turn my unicorn into a black, somewhat vicious looking thing. Fit in great with the beast going nuts and trying to kill anyone who accidentally pulled a weapon (including myself). Especially entertaining at one of the stables where the stable guy had his "fists" drawn, but he was an essential NPC and couldn't die. So many brutal fights between those two....

Turn the unicorn concept on its head. Make it a unicorn only in name (which then one wonders why it's even called a unicorn, but people have been misnaming things for eons, calling rhinos unicorns, or manatees mermaids).

 

Or Ann Coulter human. I feel you.

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franciscoamell wrote...

Trista Hawke wrote...

Angrywolves wrote...

You want pixies next ?
No.

 

Lmfao

"No unicorns, pixies, or mermaids! Only wyverns, dragons, and giant c*cks!"

Genlock c*cks.



Ooh, I haven't even thought of merpeople. It'd be cool if there were some in Dragon Age.

 

Agreed!!! :-) 

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whykikyouwhy wrote...

Perhaps there is a one-horned halla somewhere... but thus far, no apparent unicorns.


No, I'd say that Unicorns don't exist...

But I rather like the idea that ignorant humans took half-remembered myths of halla and recovered horns as proof that they did, something the Dalish find endlessly amusing.

That being said, Sylvans were supposedly largely unknown or thought mythical in Origins, or at least ones that sang poetry. And Darkspawn and Dragons were meant to be extinct, so who knows?

Modifié par Sifr1449, 08 septembre 2013 - 11:50 .


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Trista Hawke wrote...

PnXMarcin1PL wrote...

Secretlyapotato wrote...

I'll just say it in case it irritates somebody. Because unicorns are so so gayyyyyyyyy


+100000000000

 

Should you two follow up with - what do you call it - a "bro fist"? Bro fist each other. Fist each other. Dudes fisting.


You seem to be assuming that I am a heterosexual male my dear.

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Secretlyapotato wrote...

Trista Hawke wrote...

PnXMarcin1PL wrote...

Secretlyapotato wrote...

I'll just say it in case it irritates somebody. Because unicorns are so so gayyyyyyyyy


+100000000000

 

Should you two follow up with - what do you call it - a "bro fist"? Bro fist each other. Fist each other. Dudes fisting.


You seem to be assuming that I am a heterosexual male my dear.

 

Anyone can fist! 


And you're right. I should've read carefully. Secretly, you are a potato.

Modifié par Trista Hawke, 08 septembre 2013 - 11:52 .


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Trista Hawke wrote...

Secretlyapotato wrote...

Trista Hawke wrote...

PnXMarcin1PL wrote...

Secretlyapotato wrote...

I'll just say it in case it irritates somebody. Because unicorns are so so gayyyyyyyyy


+100000000000

 

Should you two follow up with - what do you call it - a "bro fist"? Bro fist each other. Fist each other. Dudes fisting.


You seem to be assuming that I am a heterosexual male my dear.

 

Anyone can fist! 


And you're right. I should've read carefully. Secretly, you are a potato.

Shh!!!!!! It's a secret!!!!!!!!!!! >.>

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franciscoamell wrote...

 Do unicorns exist in Thedas? If so, can we ride them in Inquisition? That'd be so cool!


If there are unicorns in Thedas will probably be some twisted, demon possessed, creature which might even look good in the outside but is as evil as any other demon type creature with some exceptions such as the ryming tree from the Brecilian Forest. It also applies to pixies and every other fairy-tale type of creature.

Conclusion: be careful what you wish for because Gaider feeds from your tears :devil:.