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[Sir DeLoria]

Br3ad wrote...

Necanor wrote...

Br3ad wrote...

Necanor wrote...
 Miranda and Ash both had great bodies, but I can't speak for their faces:whistle:

Their skin-tight catsuits were ridiculous and over the top. They tried too hard in making Miranda a femme fatale.

There's nothing wrong with their faces. Nothing that isn't wrong with Tali's face.
TROLL ATTEMPT FAIL!!!!

Miranda's face looks extremely awkward at times. Ash is just a little butch for my taste:?

Tali has the feet of a chicken, the hands of a claw machine, and the eyes of a fish/lizard. She also has some weird thing going on with her chest. Really at this point, you're just being jerkish; both Miranda and Ashley are fine. 

Alright, alright. But what's wrong with Tali's chest?

[Grand Admiral Cheesecake]

dreamgazer wrote...

David7204 wrote...

And no, being attractive is clearly not a requirement. Javik, Wrex, and Grunt aren't attractive.

Dunno, man. I could see this face on the cover of next month's Details.

Hmmm Javik:wub::wub:

[Br3admax]

Necanor wrote...

Br3ad wrote...

Necanor wrote...

Br3ad wrote...

Necanor wrote...
 Miranda and Ash both had great bodies, but I can't speak for their faces:whistle:

Their skin-tight catsuits were ridiculous and over the top. They tried too hard in making Miranda a femme fatale.

There's nothing wrong with their faces. Nothing that isn't wrong with Tali's face.
TROLL ATTEMPT FAIL!!!!

Miranda's face looks extremely awkward at times. Ash is just a little butch for my taste:?

Tali has the feet of a chicken, the hands of a claw machine, and the eyes of a fish/lizard. She also has some weird thing going on with her chest. Really at this point, you're just being jerkish; both Miranda and Ashley are fine. 

Alright, alright. But what's wrong with Tali's chest?

What's that green thing in it? It's weird man, certainly whatever is going on there is no better than the highly superfical things you mentioned. 

[RZIBARA]

Br3ad wrote...

Necanor wrote...

Miranda's face looks extremely awkward at times. Ash is just a little butch for my taste:?

Tali has the feet of a chicken, the hands of a claw machine, and the eyes of a fish/lizard. She also has some weird thing going on with her chest. Really at this point, you're just being jerkish; both Miranda and Ashley are fine. 

No because tali is his LI everyone else is ugly. I agree with evrything you said br3ad

[David7204]

The Mad Hanar wrote...

David7204 wrote...

The Mad Hanar wrote...

David, you are making a lot of assumptions. I never said that. I simply said that their characters had a lot of sex appeal and that it is not necessairly needed in the games. Just like EDI. Her story arc would've been fine without. It's whatever though, I didn't lose my mind when she did get her body.

Could the same not be said for any attractive character in any work of fiction in existence? "Why were they made attractive? They didn't have to be attractive! It must be for basement dwellers and 13 year old boys!!!"

But I didn't say that.

I know. That's the problem. Why are you only complaining about EDI? Why are you not complaining about every attractive character in existence? They didn't have to be attractive, right?

[Grand Admiral Cheesecake]

David7204 wrote...


I know. That's the problem. Why are you only complaining about EDI? Why are you not complaining about every attractive character in existence? They didn't have to be attractive, right?

All hail the messiah! For he is a shinning beacon of HEROISM and strong CHARACTERIZATION in a forum of weak misguided fools!

Let us all recite our lord's commandments!

1. Thou shalt be heroic at all times, and only play games or read books in which heroism is palpable.

2. Thou shalt appreciate any and all skimpy clothing for it is the truest sign of strong characterization.

3. There is no such thing as a "Mary Sue" or "Plot Armor", unless said character is disliked by the messiah, David7204.

4. A story must have great heroism and great triumph.

5. Moral ambiguity is a lie created by the unheroic to deceive the faithful.

6. Science is only valid if it allows for heroic storytelling.

7. There is no pragmatism, there is only the right thing to do.

8. Good and Evil is a real concept, and all heroes must be good.

9. Doing what thou feels is right will never have negative consequences, unless of course thou does something renegade which will cause the messiah to strike thou down with heroic fury.

10. Thou shalt make clear which choices and options in thy video-games are the right ones. Moral ambiguous choices/options are unacceptable for they are meaningless.


Praise his heroic name!!!:wub:

Modifié par Grand Admiral Cheesecake, 11 septembre 2013 - 10:36 .

[Sir DeLoria]

Br3ad wrote...

Necanor wrote...

Br3ad wrote...

Necanor wrote...
Miranda's face looks extremely awkward at times. Ash is just a little butch for my taste:?

Tali has the feet of a chicken, the hands of a claw machine, and the eyes of a fish/lizard. She also has some weird thing going on with her chest. Really at this point, you're just being jerkish; both Miranda and Ashley are fine. 

Alright, alright. But what's wrong with Tali's chest?

What's that green thing in it? It's weird man, certainly whatever is going on there is no better than the highly superfical things you mentioned. 

Not sure if serious, because there's no "green thing" going on there:lol:

Are you even talking about her suit or the slim tattoo lines that go down from her throat? I apologize, that previous comment was too superficial.

Modifié par Necanor, 11 septembre 2013 - 10:36 .

[Br3admax]

Necanor wrote...

Br3ad wrote...

Necanor wrote...

Br3ad wrote...

Necanor wrote...
Miranda's face looks extremely awkward at times. Ash is just a little butch for my taste:?

Tali has the feet of a chicken, the hands of a claw machine, and the eyes of a fish/lizard. She also has some weird thing going on with her chest. Really at this point, you're just being jerkish; both Miranda and Ashley are fine. 

Alright, alright. But what's wrong with Tali's chest?

What's that green thing in it? It's weird man, certainly whatever is going on there is no better than the highly superfical things you mentioned. 

Not sure if serious, because there's no "green thing" going on there:lol:

Are you even talking about her suit or the slim tattoo lines that go down from her throat? I apologize, that previous comment was too superficial.

Looks pretty green to me. Eh, I try not to look at the photo very much. When Shepard smiles, angles die. 

[Br3admax]

Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...

David7204 wrote...


I know. That's the problem. Why are you only complaining about EDI? Why are you not complaining about every attractive character in existence? They didn't have to be attractive, right?

All hail the messiah! For he is a shinning beacon of HEROISM and strong CHARACTERIZATION in a forum of weak misguided fools!

Let us all recite our lord's commandments!

1. Thou shalt be heroic at all times, and only play games or read books in which heroism is palpable.

2. Thou shalt appreciate any and all skimpy clothing for it is the truest sign of strong characterization.

3. There is no such thing as a "Mary Sue" or "Plot Armor", unless said character is disliked by the messiah, David7204.

4. A story must have great heroism and great triumph.

5. Moral ambiguity is a lie created by the unheroic to deceive the faithful.

6. Science is only valid if it allows for heroic storytelling.

7. There is no pragmatism, there is only the right thing to do.

8. Good and Evil is a real concept, and all heroes must be good.

9. Doing what thou feels is right will never have negative consequences, unless of course thou does something renegade which will cause the messiah to strike thou down with heroic fury.

10. Thou shalt make clear which choices and options in thy video-games are the right ones. Moral ambiguous choices/options are unacceptable for they are meaningless.


Praise his heroic name!!!:wub:

Praise be he, Lord David! Praise he from here on high! From the lowest peaks to the tallest mountains, my our words be blessed by his name. 

[Sir DeLoria]

Br3ad wrote...

Necanor wrote...
Not sure if serious, because there's no "green thing" going on there:lol:

Are you even talking about her suit or the slim tattoo lines that go down from her throat? I apologize, that previous comment was too superficial.

Looks pretty green to me. Eh, I try not to look at the photo very much. When Shepard smiles, angles die. 

Just looked at the photo, nothing green at her chest, it's just as grey-white as the rest of her skin:?

[Steelcan]

I for one welcome our new ant sexbot Synthetic overlords.  If they are good enough for David, they should be good enough for us.

[Redbelle]

Sexbot or lover?

Demand more!

Have both!

[Steelcan]

David the clique is here

[Grand Admiral Cheesecake]

Steelcan wrote...

I for one welcome our new ant sexbot Synthetic overlords.  If they are good enough for David, they should be good enough for us.

Yes! We are but ants compared to Davey but in his infinite heroism he descended from Daviland to educate us in the ways of heroism!

Praise he strongly characterized name!

[Steelcan]

Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...

Steelcan wrote...

I for one welcome our new ant sexbot Synthetic overlords.  If they are good enough for David, they should be good enough for us.

Yes! We are but ants compared to Davey but in his infinite heroism he descended from Daviland to educate us in the ways of heroism!

Praise he strongly characterized name!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD DAVID!  THE WISE AND HEROIC

[Br3admax]

Necanor wrote...

Br3ad wrote...

Necanor wrote...
Not sure if serious, because there's no "green thing" going on there:lol:

Are you even talking about her suit or the slim tattoo lines that go down from her throat? I apologize, that previous comment was too superficial.

Looks pretty green to me. Eh, I try not to look at the photo very much. When Shepard smiles, angles die. 

Just looked at the photo, nothing green at her chest, it's just as grey-white as the rest of her skin:?

Eh, whatevers. I just looked at it on an old save. Guess you're right. Still, why are you still talking about Tali when you should be talking about Liara? She's the ony one that has earned our saviour's favor. Repent heathen. 

[Ravensword]

David7204 wrote...

I would think it's completely obvious.

You're complaining that having most characters be good looking is a 'fantasy' on the grounds that such a thing supposedly wouldn't occur in real life. Is that right? So I'm asking you why you've conveniently forgotten the idea that it's probably not very likely for a person to be surrounded by smart, fit, and brave people either.

So I want you to explain to me why you're complaining about characters being attractive and not about their other good traits.

Are you surrounded by smart, fit, and brave people IRL?

[Steelcan]

David7204 wrote...

I know. That's the problem. Why are you only complaining about EDI? Why are you not complaining about every attractive character in existence? They didn't have to be attractive, right?

when making them attractive is not important to their character or development (ie Miranda) and is added to a pre-existing character, its intent as fanservice seem to me obvious

[RZIBARA]

David show us mercy! Have mercy on us for we have sinned against you!

[Steelcan]

RZIBARA wrote...

David show us mercy! Have mercy on us for we have sinned against you!

See David. even people not in "my clique" see you for what you are.

[Sir DeLoria]

You're right Br3ad. I'm sorry David, I have forsaken St Liara! Now I have lost any sense of heroism.

[RZIBARA]

Steelcan wrote...

RZIBARA wrote...

David show us mercy! Have mercy on us for we have sinned against you!

See David. even people not in "my clique" see you for what you are.

i like you steel, even with our differing opinions. DAVE, please show us mercy, we are not worthy of your heoism

[Br3admax]

Steelcan wrote...

RZIBARA wrote...

David show us mercy! Have mercy on us for we have sinned against you!

See David. even people not in "my clique" see you for what you are.

A hero? David deserves nothing less for lifting us apes out of our own dung and into the light of his knowledge. 

[Br3admax]

Necanor wrote...

You're right Br3ad. I'm sorry David, I have forsaken St Liara! Now I have lost any sense of heroism.

Execute this man.