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[ThatOddGuy]

[Insert overtly crass comment here]

It changes day by day.

[Grim68]

"This f***in' game" and "F this game" in varying degrees of disgust.

[NuclearTech76]

Mistakes were made.

I require an adult.

[Shadohz]

"... and this is why I told you to put on consumables."
"rocket-rocket-rocket... sh*t!!!"
"OMG! Get off the wall!!"
"What the... You better not. Oh you mother... you better not. Sonofbish" [disconnect]
"Got it. Thanks." <sarcastic tone when someone jumps in front of my fire>
"Back the f*ck up off me." <husks>
"You @$$hole." <standing by me during devices, shooting over my shoulder making me a target, reviving me prematurely>

"Nice job." <whenever someone besides me has to clutch a wave>
"GG" <whenever I don't have to say any of the above>
 

[squaredgonzo]

yolo

[PurpGuy1]

Yesterday I said "Get this ****** shield out of my way" about 7 times before he stopped putting that ****** shield in my way.

[hostaman]

"Come on!"

 

When I'm the only guy in the hack circle.

[Homey C-Dawg]

"dafuq?"

[Seraphiene]

"What the ****?! Where did that come from?"
"Really?! Are you kidding me?"
"Sure, go ahead and protect the LZ..."
And the classic of course: "Charge...Chaarge! GODDAMNIT, CHAAARGE, you idiot!!"

[RogueState]

"Buuuutttttttt, I was cloaked" 

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

Lots of swear words in French.

Which is actually funny cause when I have a microphone I never swear and mostly giggle.

Spoiler

"Nooon!!!"
"Putaaaaaaaaaaain"
"Merde merde merde"
"PUTAIN DE MERDE"

 

"Sale salope!" is highly appropriate to address to a banshee.

 

My most common is "Seriously???????!!!!!"

 

And "You cheating scumball m***er****er!!!!! Why won't you DIE?????!!!!!" is often used when playing Collectors.

[kouzrah]

"Sale salope!" is highly appropriate to address to a banshee.

I would never address anyone like that. Also I don't insult the AI for being what it is, even Geth Primes. I suppose I don't take it personally. Or the only insults they deserve are rockets in the face.

[GruntKitterhand]

I don't say much, with or without a mic, but one of my reasons for not using a mic much is because I fear that my language might genuinely cause offense.  Being Banshee-grabbed is enough to trigger it, but being Banshee-grabbed due to someone else using a missile at a stupid time is certain to result in a stream of consciousness tirade of abuse, the likes of which your delicate ears may never have heard before.  

 

If I am attempting to censor myself I may say "Cook Pass Partridge", which will only make sense to a very small proportion of the population - the same people who will understand why my Krogan Soldier with Incendiary Ammo has a habit of shouting, "Smell My Cheese, You Mother!"

[Jenova65]

"Buuuutttttttt, I was cloaked" 

Far, far too many times lol..... 

You also forgot - ''Revive, revive, REVIVE............... you f***ing piece of **** revive'' whenever your character does that annoying thing that they all do when standing over a dead team mate!  

[Vastator]

"No, mom, I'm not watching porn, it's the Phantom who is suffering DoT."

[Radford]

"bulls***!"

 

(to myself, not over VOIP)

[Catastrophy]

(Expletive removed)

[Chealec]

Really?!

 

Insta-shanked by a Phantom who was lining up on a team-mate? Really?!

 

Banshee grabbed as she jumps through a wall? Really?!

 

Prime drone stagger-death? Really?!

 

Sneaky husk grabs you the millisecond you Krogan heavy melee the Marauder next to it to death? Really?! ...

 

... which normally results in a Ravager finishing you off while you're grappling that husk? Really?!

[Wizard of Ox]

Give me the f**king pizza! 

[Fiddles dee dee]

GRENADES!

 

Alternatively: MY GRENADES, MINE, YOU CANNOT HAVE THEM, THEY BELONG TO ME!

[Shadohz]

How could I forget... "Get in the f*cking circle!!!"

[DJ-LICE]

Mostly ..  "Eat Granades" or "Have a Rocket", depending on the Kit im running.

Sometimes when reviving someone (usually Wave 11): "Not on my watch !"

When Enemies get funky because of lag its mostly "What the hell ?"

Yeah, and the mandatory "The circle wants you."

[General TSAR]

"You! Give me your life!" Or something like "I'm bleeding over here morons!"

[Aimi]

"A girl likes to be asked, dumb*ss."

Usually said in response to a sync kill.

[oldharryold]

god im terrible