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[AutumnWitch]

You come across a vendor in Orlais who is obviously doing very well by selling only, Salamanders, cinnamon buns, chocolates and T-Shirts that say, "Have you heard the prophecy?

[Fast Jimmy]

I've said this one before, but I still think it's funny...


Random side quest results in the PC finding a unique piece of equipment, "The Shield of the Marauder."


There is some odd type of human/reptile looking face on the front, with only the simple inscription on the back saying "He died trying to save us all."

Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 19 septembre 2013 - 12:37 .

[Karach_Blade]

DaerogTheDhampir wrote...


-In Orlais, the Inquisitor runs into a traveling troupe of performers, who put on a play involving a mage lead, with a childhood friend, a princess, an assassin, a mercenary, a big qunari, an elf inventor, a dwarf with a drinking problem, and a little girl abomination all trying to save the world from an evil Templar who turns out to be manipulated by an evil maleficar.

Edit: Or, maybe the Inquisitor is asked to play the lead in the play and has to say certain lines right or purposefully do them wrong...

Jade Empire easter eggs....well played!!! 

[The Spirit of Dance]

Fast Jimmy wrote...

I've said this one before, but I still think it's funny...


Random side quest results in the PC finding a unique piece of equipment, "The Shield of the Marauder."


There is some odd type of human/reptile looking face on the front, with only the simple inscription on the back saying "He died trying to save us all."

As soon as I saw this thread I said "I bet Fast Jimmy is going to bring up The Marauder's Shield."

[Bacusan]

A mad man yelling to the inquisitor, while throwing hamsters, "go for the eyes boo!"

[Cainhurst Crow]

You go to the middle of a large body of water and solve a puzzle, the result of which causes a sword to rise out of the water.

Or you find a sword stuck inside a rock, either case works.

[Silcron]

In a quest you have to investigate a secret meeting. You can decide to listen to what they're doing, eventually being discovered or bust in shouting "Nobody expects the Thedas Inquisition!"

Or maybe some inquisition npcs talking about how they interrogated a prisioner using the dreadful soft pillows and the horrible comfy chair.

C'mon, it's the Inquisition, we gotta have a Monty Python easter egg

[Fast Jimmy]

supremebloodwolf wrote...

Fast Jimmy wrote...

I've said this one before, but I still think it's funny...


Random side quest results in the PC finding a unique piece of equipment, "The Shield of the Marauder."


There is some odd type of human/reptile looking face on the front, with only the simple inscription on the back saying "He died trying to save us all."

As soon as I saw this thread I said "I bet Fast Jimmy is going to bring up The Marauder's Shield."

LOL Repition is the key to success!

[vortex216]

In a royal palace you see a long line of portraits of past kings. One of them is King Stephen. Click on it and it gives you a codex describing how he was a fan of horror stories.

[Versus Omnibus]

When you enter a Chantry Temple, you see on display an odd look sphere. When you investigate it, the description says it was a holy explosive used to kill demon possessed rodents.

[MadParrot]

Perhaps something that changes depending on which party member you have with you.

Your party comes upon a warrior blocking the way.
Warrior: None shall pass!

Dorian (or some other Tevinter magister if we have one as a companion)
D: Have you faced a Tevinter magister before? Few orlesians have.
I'll make it simple: you let a us pass, or I flay you alive... with my mind!

Varric
V: I'll do the honors. *shoots at the warrior*
W: Aarrgh!! My knee!!!

Iron Bull
IB: *Sigh*. Allow me.
*violent sound effects*
W: My arm!! You maniac!!!
IB: 'Tis but a scratch!

[Sir George Parr]

Inquistor: Every once in a while i think about getting a new coat, but there's no rush on that. There's still plenty of wear in this fella.

Cassandra: Listen Inquistor, just for a minute how about we stop pretending that i'm brilliant and your simple !.

Inquistor: I respect your talent, but i don't like anything else about you.

[MarchWaltz]

SergeantSnookie wrote...

You meet a bickering couple herding their sheep, voiced by Mark Meer and Jen Hale.

[Lokiwithrope]

SergeantSnookie wrote...

You meet a bickering couple herding their sheep, voiced by Mark Meer and Jen Hale.

Why stop there? They should mention the rest of the Mass Effect crew. Unfortunately, I can't think of any lines. But I can think of one thing: have a dead guy impaled with a pitchfork in their middle of the field.

Modifié par Lokiwithrope, 20 septembre 2013 - 01:11 .

[TKavatar]

"Inquisitor, catch!"

[Really Sad Panther]

Xiltas wrote...

A husband-and-wife duo that runs around and helps those in need.
You meet someone who was saved by them, and when you ask about their names, that person says:
"The man's name was some bird, the wife... Fisher, I think?"

(The Hawk and Fisher series from Simon R. Green anyone?)

I would love that.

[andrew252]

You find a bunch of dead pigeon's near a boulder with blood splatter on it

[Lokiwithrope]

If it isn't already in the game, we need the option of activating a Steel Colossus golem to help seal the Veil Tear in Crestwood. With a sweet underwater, Leviathan DLC-esque feel of walking around at the bottom of the lake, then you getting the chance to kick aquatic demon ass.

Modifié par Lokiwithrope, 20 septembre 2013 - 04:29 .

[VampireSoap]

You run into a middle aged man and a young woman. The young woman suddenly opens a portal which the duo subsequently step into and disappear.

[DarkSpider88]

sky_captain wrote...

A city guard captain named Mal who wears a brown coat over his armor

I want this!

[Lokiwithrope]

Shepherdess: What do you think we should eat for dinner?
Shepard: Steak, maybe. I sodding love steak.

[leaguer of one]

Ads announcing a ring fight with the champion "the Mysterious stranger".

[leaguer of one]

MasterScribe wrote...

Doesn't suggestion or expectation negate the condition of something being an easter egg?

You still have to find it in the game.