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[Bayonet Hipshot]

Some face models of the devs for The Inquisitor !

[Orian Tabris]

A quest where your choices don't matter, no matter WHAT you do.

A stupid clone of the Inquisitor who can only repeat what the Inquisitor says, and when the Inquisitor has had enough of the conversation, the clone says "I should go." It runs away if the Inquisitor decides to kill it. And if he or she tries to murder knife it, it won't die... before it runs off. Oh, and if you don't try to attack it, it will just stand completely still with a blank stare.

Modifié par Orian Tabris, 17 octobre 2013 - 07:04 .

[Dubozz]

Orian Tabris wrote...

A quest where your choices don't matter, no matter WHAT you do.

LMAO this would be pretty hilarious.

[Huntress]

Blackout62 wrote...

The crashed Normandy SR-2 from the end of ME3.

The Space Sphere. Yes, exactly like in Skyrim

No wait, those are both references. Ummm, give me the legend of the Hotrod Samurai.

I thought the first idea was the best! but with a twist.

 The group stumbled onto a pile of trash, Varric sees something very peculiar and pick it up.
Varric : Look what I found! isn't a beauty? but what is it?
Let me see Casandra said, hmmm it rather strange... what would be useful for?
Varric handed the item to the Hero for him to check it out.
Hero: Well isn't this...  ugly.. any idea who could have made it? I bet it came from the fade, it could be dangerous, we should be cautious who knows how this will end.
Varric : come on!, is like a... toy? see?
The Other Guy: Well if you ask me I see no value out of it, you probably won't get enough for a drink at the Hangman Varric.
Varric: hmm true.
Hero stare at the object for  one more time and before anyone could stop him smashed onto the ground and step on it. there! Now everyone stay calm the danger has pass.

The whole group laugh loudly.

Varric: Anyone has any idea what the letters meant?
Hero: Not I, it was blurred out by time but, it was clear enough to make up the letters:
ssv normandy sr2...
The Other Guy: Well.. who ever brought that thing maybe has more, we should hunt it out and destroy it for good.
Hero: Agree.

:innocent:

Modifié par Huntress, 17 octobre 2013 - 12:18 .

[Navasha]

Huntress wrote...

I thought the first idea was the best! but with a twist.

 The group stumbled onto a pile of trash, Varric sees something very peculiar and pick it up.
Varric : Look what I found! isn't a beauty? but what is it?
Let me see Casandra said, hmmm it rather strange... what would be useful for?
Varric handed the item to the Hero for him to check it out.
Hero: Well isn't this...  ugly.. any idea who could have made it? I bet it came from the fade, it could be dangerous, we should be cautious who knows how this will end.
Varric : come on!, is like a... toy? see?
The Other Guy: Well if you ask me I see no value out of it, you probably won't get enough for a drink at the Hangman Varric.
Varric: hmm true.
Hero stare at the object for  one more time and before anyone could stop him smashed onto the ground and step on it. there! Now everyone stay calm the danger has pass.

The whole group laugh loudly.

Varric: Anyone has any idea what the letters meant?
Hero: Not I, it was blurred out by time but, it was clear enough to make up the letters:
ssv normandy sr2...
The Other Guy: Well.. who ever brought that thing maybe has more, we should hunt it out and destroy it for good.
Hero: Agree.

I am actually replaying ME3 right now and just had the scene where Liara is making "blackboxes" for the future.   She says she is seeding them on planets all over the galaxy.   I had the thought when it happened that one of these blackboxes should show up in DA:I.  

You push the button and out pops the hologram of the reapers.

[Huntress]

@ Navasha

Ha! you gave me a great idea:

varric:Come on! is a ...toy? see!
by shaking the object a loud sound and demonic shriek came out of it:
"You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it."

will this make it more interesting?

lol!

Modifié par Huntress, 17 octobre 2013 - 01:11 .

[Lluthren]

A shop with a surplus of torn trousers and moth-eaten scarves. (I sold every one of those I found, it made Hawke rich.)
Jethann in one of the brothels again.

[Tinxa]

I'd like the "Talkative man" back in some tavern... and he's more handsome this time

[maliluka]

I like the talkative man, and he would spout off nonsense like M'aiq the Liar in elder scrolls.. with an over exaggerated lisp

[nightcobra]

 reposting this from an old thread of mine:


i had an idea for a type of sidequest that would IMO be awesome.

Orlais being the land of extravagant hats and stinky cheeses, would also be i presume home to a Grand Theater.
Now imagine if you will that you had a sidequest in which you help the theater's owner (for money, building up fame, whatever) and in the end you get to see plays that depict stories like "siege harder" from Varric, parodies inspired from monty python and stuff like the Redcliffe rescue, now with more exaggerated orlesian accents along with BSN inspired easter eggs.



... and another play that could be hilarious:

The return of Sir Roderick Ponce Von Fontlebottom the Magnificent Bastard
(A play showing Sir Roderick describing his experience in far off lands)

Modifié par nightcobra8928, 17 octobre 2013 - 05:14 .

[thats1evildude]

If we encounter ghasts, there should be at least one small ghast riding on the shoulders on a larger ghast with a thick helmet concealing its face. They can be listed as one enemy and be called "Ghasta Blaster."

Modifié par thats1evildude, 17 octobre 2013 - 06:51 .

[MissCurlsbel]

Kerasth wrote...

Varric is already Tyrion Lannister with extra cross-bow love.

Varric slapping an annoying teenager it is then.

[Rolling Flame]

A Mako with badly damaged wheels crashed at the bottom of a very large cliff.

[KeraWildmane]

MissCurlsbel wrote...

Kerasth wrote...

Varric is already Tyrion Lannister with extra cross-bow love.

Varric slapping an annoying teenager it is then.

Get a Rage of Thrones reference in there too and name the annoying teenager 'Jeffrey'.

[Darkspwan hero]

Two farmers found a dragon egg you can hear them talking. Wow a dragon egg we should hatch and make it our own. Nah we should use it to make a powerful weapon. How are you going to turn a egg into a weapon? I don't know

Modifié par Darkspwan hero, 18 octobre 2013 - 06:04 .

[eelostryker]

Having NPCs or companions say things that has the word "Smooth-skins" within a certain dialogue

[eelostryker]

Having any racist NPCs saying "Orlais **** yourself"

[eelostryker]

Having dwarven enemies (or Varic) say when killing an enemy saying "I came here to kick A** and chew nugs know I'm all out of nugs"

[eelostryker]

The first thing I would like to hear when approaching a fight encounter is Varic saying "Who wants some Varic"

[eelostryker]

Hearing Prostitutes in DAI making references of the playboy mansion

[eelostryker]

within an idle I want to hear varic say "I used to be the best crowsbow shooter Thedas had ever had, until some dalish frolickers shot crossbow bolts right in the knee"

[eelostryker]

Some crazy old man saying "do you know i've been struck by a lightning 7 times?"

Modifié par eelostryker, 18 octobre 2013 - 07:35 .

[eelostryker]

Having NPC, Dwarven inquisitor, Varic, and Dwarven yelling an crazy NPC (who thinks him/herself as a human or elf), Sandal, or even Varic saying "YOU ARE, A DWARRRFF!"

[eelostryker]

having enemies say "Stop we are your friends!"