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[Knight of Dane]

Lotion Soronnar wrote...

Xilizhra wrote...

I think "manliness" is a stupid concept and have never kept track of what allegedly indicates it, but the man's in an intimate relationship with a crossbow. Does that count?

To understand manliness you need to go no further than to gaze upon these paragons:














And of course, the essence of all manliness:

[thats1evildude]

You know what'd be a heaping spoonful of delicious dramatic irony? If Varric was proclaimed "Paragon" for his role in Inquisition and for discovering the Primeval Thaig.

[Br3admax]

I don't think he'll become a Paragon for helping cause DA:I.

[thats1evildude]

I mean if he helps save the world.

(Assume for the sake of argument that the Inquisitor saves the world alongside Varric.)

Modifié par thats1evildude, 19 septembre 2013 - 09:19 .

[vertigomez]

Varric is already the Paragon of Manliness. The story of DA2 was about his rise to power, not Hawke's.

Darth Brotarian wrote...

VampireSoap wrote...

The dwarves will probably put it to a vote, and anyone who casts a dissenting vote risks being savagely hacked to death by his fellow deshyrs

Just another day at the aassembly. 

[Lotion Soronarr]

simfamSP wrote...
Pfft. Barley a hair on that chest

[HurricaneGinger]

simfamSP wrote...

Lotion Soronnar wrote...

Varric isn't manly enough to sit at the table of the gods of manliness.

As for you Xil...

Pfft. Barley a hair on that chest

Here, I'll save you!

[VampireSoap]

Oh, maker Just edited this to the OP:

The coming of Varric the Paragon of Manliness was an event that had been prophesied in dwarven history: an event that would lead to the total destruction of the darkspawns and the reclamation of all the lost thaigs. The citizens of Orzammar, adapted to mere mortal masculinity, could not bear to look upon the sheer radiance of the Paragon. The city wept at the Light of Manliness, weeping collectively, every man, woman and child gathered in the streets, their pale faces staring at the strangers in their midst, as the stones were brightened by the sheer aura of manliness

Most wept as the healing and blissful light projected by the Paragon reflected off the streets into their faces. The Paragon's berserker guards walked in a slow, regal parade. The ground trembled, quite literally, with their rhythmic tread. They walked in great, grinding phalanxes, different formations wearing armor of black, of gold, of royal purple or charcoal gray. These men are giants among dwarves, towering above the tallest city guards, just as the guards towered above the citizens of Orzammer. Leading the giants was a sun incarnated in dwarven skin; a god in a dwarf's flesh; his manliness uncontainable in a sheath of flesh and bone. Those brave enough to look upon Him directly were blinded for daring to gaze at His raw sex appeal. Those afflicted spent the rest of their lives sightless but for the image of the living dwarven sex god flash-flamed into their dead retinas. At the end of the broad road leading to Bhelen's palace in the Diamond Quarter, the King stood, waiting for the Paragon to approach.
I've never had so much fun with a thread Note that I paraphrased an article about the Emperor of Mankind

Modifié par VampireSoap, 20 septembre 2013 - 10:49 .

[Lotion Soronarr]

I see what you did there:

A short time into the reign of Night Haunter, the Emperor's Great Crusade reached the outskirts of the Nostramo system. The coming of the Emperor of Man was an event that had been prophesied in Nostramo's history: an event that would lead to the planet's downfall.[1]

The Emperor landed on Nostramo, and led a delegation to the centre of Nostramo Quintus on foot. The citizens of Nostramo, adapted to the near-constant darkness, could not bear to look upon the radiance of the Emperor. Most wept, as the healing light he projected reflected off the rain-slicked streets into their faces. Those brave enough to look upon him directly were blinded.[1] At the end of the broad road leading to Night Haunter's palace, the Primarch stood, waiting for the delegation to approach. As they did, he succumbed to a vision so potent and horrifying that he tried to claw his own eyes out, but was stopped by the Emperor.

[VampireSoap]

Lotion Soronnar wrote...

I see what you did there:

A short time into the reign of Night Haunter, the Emperor's Great Crusade reached the outskirts of the Nostramo system. The coming of the Emperor of Man was an event that had been prophesied in Nostramo's history: an event that would lead to the planet's downfall.[1]

The Emperor landed on Nostramo, and led a delegation to the centre of Nostramo Quintus on foot. The citizens of Nostramo, adapted to the near-constant darkness, could not bear to look upon the radiance of the Emperor. Most wept, as the healing light he projected reflected off the rain-slicked streets into their faces. Those brave enough to look upon him directly were blinded.[1] At the end of the broad road leading to Night Haunter's palace, the Primarch stood, waiting for the delegation to approach. As they did, he succumbed to a vision so potent and horrifying that he tried to claw his own eyes out, but was stopped by the Emperor.

I thought it was obvious that I was not writing that whole thing from scratch lol

Warhammer fans would probably know just by reading

Modifié par VampireSoap, 20 septembre 2013 - 02:07 .

[JuGonzo]

Interesting! I'm pretty sure Varric could be a Paragorn after DA:I (don't forget the casteless Brosca and the Exiled were paragons...).