Jeremiah12LGeek wrote...
Oh, I have a grandiose and specific plan. I've been working on it for years. It has many steps... I'll try and get through them all.
1. I will make a dramatic thread announcing my departure from BSN, and my retirement from ME 3.
2. I will immediately recruit friends to post on my behalf every time I read something that upsets me.
3. I will continue to play ME 3 and lurk BSN
4. I will announce my triumphant return.
5. I will await my applause (I have budgeted a significant amount of time to this step, so don't disappoint me, BSN!)
6. I will make many threads bemoaning how boring ME 3 is, and how there is no challenge anymore. This will in no way create logical contradictions when I begin announcing how much better everyone used to be at the game compared to now.
7. I will announce my retirement from ME 3 a second time. I will continue to post on BSN as if nothing happened.
8. Around this time, I might consider changing my status to "I'm a girl."
9. Announce that I am leaving BSN. Also that I died. Also that BSN sucks. I will return to BSN 4 hours later.
10. I will create 7 alternate accounts, each more powerful than the last. Everything I say will be agreed with by 4 of my alts. The other three have another purpose...
11. I will create a thread in which I announce I am leaving, and berate everyone who posts in it. In a rage, I announce the cancellation of my retirement, on the basis that "BSN needs a whuppin'."
12. Around this time, I will have driven everyone else off of BSN with my antics... which means I win!
HAHAHAHAHA I'm in tears!
One of the best posts I've read on here in awhile, bravo Jer!
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