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[Sheepie Crusher]

 http://dustytome.net/randomME/
I know there was a thread about it before but it was updated with mass effect 3 plots so without further ado. let the show begin

Update: someone made a scenario generator as well 

PLOT GENERATOR
- Jesse grabs a drink in Rio with Zaeed(I can see that happening)
- The Shadow Broker slaps omni gel on a Yahg(well...)
- Harkin shoots Dr Chalkwas(that bastard)
- Diana Allers "air quotes" Khalisa Al Jilani(I would pay to see that)
- Zaeed ate insects in Saren's cycle
- Primarch Victus buys a copy of Fornax from Harkin
- Admiral Hacket cheats in Skylian Five against a Pyjack
- starchild shares an emergency induction port with Kaiden:blink:
- Garrus embraces eternity with Sovereign(in other words: Calibrates him)
- Diana Allers "space magiks" the Illusive Man
- Sovereign Controls the Techno Turian(that explains everything!)
- The Biotic God drinks a bottle of Serice Ice Brandy with Dr Chalkwas

SCENARIO GENERATOR
- A Batarian and an Asar in in the Illusive man's chair
- An Asari and a collector after many many drinks
- Joker and Legion in the bathroom of the Dark Star Lounge
- An Elecor and Ashley with many Geth watching curiously
- A Thresher Maw and Wrex somewhere where no one can hear you scream
- Kelly and a Batarian On a hot, sweaty night in Palaven(I can see this happening)
  

Modifié par Sheepie Crusher, 29 septembre 2013 - 06:33 .

[rashie]

- EDI has a breeding request from garrus

[Aarch_Aangel]

Admiral Hackett tests reach and flexibility with Starchild.

how does that work with a hologram?

[shodiswe]

Javik becomes Councilor Tevos.


Diana Allers Virmires Padok Wiks.  (not sure about that, sexual or did she plant an armed nuclear weapon under his bed?)

Blasto launches a thresher maw at Emily Wong. (poor Emily, she already  had enough bad luck in the universe)

Daro'Xen investigates Kasumi.  (Kasumi was poking through the admirals skeletons in her closet?)

Khalisah al-Jilani will be waiting at the bar for Councilor Tevos. (poor Tevos, or poor Khalisah who might be waiting for the rest of her life...)

Not bad, tbh.... Now add graphics to it!

Urz snipes Daro'Xen. (Can varrens carry sniper rifles?)

Modifié par shodiswe, 25 septembre 2013 - 09:46 .

[shodiswe]

Harbinger badassfully tells Shepard, "Hey man, that's my sister!".

LOL

[shodiswe]

Jack practices inventive uses of mass effect fields with Aria.

I can actualy see that happening...

[shodiswe]

Kai Leng tells Saren anyone else would have gotten it wrong.     

[M_Kirkwall]

The Illusive Man blows off steam with a pyjack.

So that's how he manages to always stay calm.

[Angmir]

Space hamster thinks Kelly is structural weakness ;p

and nice line here :


The Biotic God is the genetic destiny of Han'Gerrel

would have worked better with someone else than Han'Garrel but whatever

Modifié par Angmir, 25 septembre 2013 - 12:52 .

[Merkit91]

- Kaidan breaks up with the Thorian.
- Javik ate insects in Harkin's cycle.

[shodiswe]

Angmir wrote...

Space hamster thinks Kelly is structural weakness ;p

and nice line here :


The Biotic God is the genetic destiny of Han'Gerrel

would have worked better with someone else than Han'Garrel but whatever

Tbh, I think Gerrel is crazy so... I'm not sure if I would see the difference, he talks big and does stupid stuff all the time, and I ended up punting both for their own good.

Modifié par shodiswe, 25 septembre 2013 - 03:55 .

[Rosstoration]

- Primarch Victus links suit environments with Garrus.

I knew there was something going on between those two dirty dogs

Modifié par Rosstoration, 25 septembre 2013 - 06:26 .

[BrotherArdis]

- Saren takes Hallex with Marauder Shields

Guess they made up after their disagreement on Eden Prime... having the same employer must've helped.

[Gemini Freak]

Marauder Shields ignores Legion to watch the Techno Turian.

Well, even husks cannot resist the mighty dancing abilities of that guy... why did we even need the Crucible in the first place...?

[Sheepie Crusher]

-Garrus eats data like this one on the way to real errors
-Udina says to a yahg, 'That was awesome!(this is an outrage!)
-Starchild is the very model of a scientist Sovereign(what?!)
-Councilor Sparatus achieves consensus with Harbinger
-Starchild plays chess with Javik
-The Shadow Broker badassfully tells Saren, "Hey man, that's my sister!(so how does a female Yahg looks like?)
-EDI catches scale Itch from "the priize"(so that's how it got into the ship)
-Dr. Chakwas destroys Jenkins:

Modifié par Sheepie Crusher, 25 septembre 2013 - 09:31 .

[Ninna]

This has to be my favorite:

"Starchild makes disingenuous accusations about Conrad Verner."

Rosstoration wrote...

- Primarch Victus links suit environments with Garrus.

I knew there was something going on between those two dirty dogs

That's some good fanfic material right there!

[CynicalShep]

Harbinger jettisons garbage with Morinth.

Edi destroys Diana Allers.

Admiral Hackett is not a thing Daro'Xen can comprehend.

[Kelwing]

Anderson asks Presley if red, blue, or green is their favorite color.

[CynicalShep]

Wrex wants a Yahg to put more of the stuff in the... thing more stuff goes in.

Rule34

[Dubozz]

Plot twist: Kai Leng breaks up with Emily Wong. (from now on this is my headcanon)

More:
A space hamster takes hallex with Anderson.
Legion dresses up in Phoenix armor for EDI. (seems legit)
There is no Joker without Grunt.
Jesse catches scale itch from Starchild.
'The Priiize' wishes a thresher maw could see it like they do.

[Cakcedny]

This one ate insects in Gabby's cycle.
LMAO

Edit: 
A space hamster goes to Afterlife with a thresher maw.
I really laughed:O

Re-edit:
Anderson is the very model of a scientist Starchild.
Keep impressing me, man, this is awesome

Modifié par Cakcedny, 27 septembre 2013 - 04:28 .