Councilor Sparatus (Turian councilor) punches Presley.
He deserves it too... racist bastard!
Mass Effect plot generator(Update: someone made a scenario generator as well )
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Sheepie Crusher
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#27
Posté 26 septembre 2013 - 04:48
MarchWaltz
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Padok Wiks badassfully tells Sovereign, "Hey man, that's my sister!".
#28
Posté 26 septembre 2013 - 05:01
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Joker gains the loyalty of Councillor Udina
Legion shoots bottles on the citadel with Miranda
Emily Wong jokes with Khalisah al-Jilani
Samantha Traynor punches Steve Cortez
A thresher maw launches a thresher maw at Miranda
Jack synthesizes Sovereign
Legion charms Aria
Zaal'Koris headbutts Primarch Victus
Sovereign killsteals Jenkins
Wut.
Legion shoots bottles on the citadel with Miranda
Emily Wong jokes with Khalisah al-Jilani
Samantha Traynor punches Steve Cortez
A thresher maw launches a thresher maw at Miranda
Jack synthesizes Sovereign
Legion charms Aria
Zaal'Koris headbutts Primarch Victus
Sovereign killsteals Jenkins
Wut.
#29
Posté 26 septembre 2013 - 08:57
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Ah, this must be what Casey and Super MAC used to write the endings.Sheepie Crusher wrote...
http://dustytome.net/randomME/
I know there was a thread about it before but it was updated with mass effect 3 plots so without further ado. let the show begin
- Jesse grabs a drink in Rio with Zaeed(I can see that happening)
- The Shadow Broker slaps omni gel on a Yahg(well...)
- Harkin shoots Dr Chalkwas(that bastard)
- Diana Allers "air quotes" Khalisa Al Jilani(I would pay to see that)
- Zaeed ate insects in Saren's cycle
- Primarch Victus buys a copy of Fornax from Harkin
- Admiral Hacket cheats in Skylian Five against a Pyjack
- starchild shares an emergency induction port with Kaiden:blink:
- Garrus embraces eternity with Sovereign(in other words: Calibrates him)
- Diana Allers "space magiks" the Illusive Man
- Sovereign Controls the Techno Turian(that explains everything!)
- The Biotic God drinks a bottle of Serice Ice Brandy with Dr Chalkwas
#30
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Posté 26 septembre 2013 - 09:05
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-"Shepard licks Thane."
So that's why they're called 'Drell lickers'...
-"Presley shoots Garrus."
"I don't like Turians in general, runs in my family."
-"There is no Councilor Velarn without Thane."
This one's actually true.
-"Miranda pilots Tali."
Giggity...?
So that's why they're called 'Drell lickers'...
-"Presley shoots Garrus."
"I don't like Turians in general, runs in my family."
-"There is no Councilor Velarn without Thane."
This one's actually true.
-"Miranda pilots Tali."
Giggity...?
Modifié par Finn the Jakey, 26 septembre 2013 - 09:09 .
#31
Posté 26 septembre 2013 - 10:18
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- Mordin upgrades Starchild.
Why couldn't this actually happen in ME3?
Why couldn't this actually happen in ME3?
#32
Posté 26 septembre 2013 - 10:42
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A thresher maw tests reach and flexibility with Harbinger.
The Biotic God will be waiting at the bar for Anderson.
Harbinger drinks a bottle of Serrice Ice Brandy with EDI.
The Biotic God will be waiting at the bar for Anderson.
Harbinger drinks a bottle of Serrice Ice Brandy with EDI.
#33
Posté 26 septembre 2013 - 11:40
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EDI assumes direct control of Zaeed.
A yahg dances for Conrad Verner.
Javik snipes Liara.
Khalisah al-Jilani renegade interrupts Samara.
Anderson has a breeding request from the Thorian.
Kai Leng sneaks into the Captain's quarters with Jacob.
Ashley warps Shepard.
Khalisah al-Jilani 'air quotes' Wrex.
Zaeed shoots Harkin.
Anderson controls Kelly
Khalisah al-Jilani upgrades Zaeed.
Kai Leng romances Javik.
Starchild headbutts the Biotic God.
Ashley ate insects in Garrus's cycle.
The Shadow Broker tells Wrex anyone else would have gotten it wrong.
Tali destroys Aria.
A yahg dances for Conrad Verner.
Javik snipes Liara.
Khalisah al-Jilani renegade interrupts Samara.
Anderson has a breeding request from the Thorian.
Kai Leng sneaks into the Captain's quarters with Jacob.
Ashley warps Shepard.
Khalisah al-Jilani 'air quotes' Wrex.
Zaeed shoots Harkin.
Anderson controls Kelly
Khalisah al-Jilani upgrades Zaeed.
Kai Leng romances Javik.
Starchild headbutts the Biotic God.
Ashley ate insects in Garrus's cycle.
The Shadow Broker tells Wrex anyone else would have gotten it wrong.
Tali destroys Aria.
#34
Posté 27 septembre 2013 - 12:37
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"Samara licks Morinth." What the hell?!?
#35
Posté 29 septembre 2013 - 06:22
Sheepie Crusher
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Hey, someone made a scenario generator as well
#36
Posté 29 septembre 2013 - 06:34
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Sheepie Crusher wrote...
Hey, someone made a scenario generator as well
Shepard and a Krogan in a bathtub with lilac soap.
...ok.
#37
Posté 29 septembre 2013 - 07:27
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Mordin tells Zaal'Koris anyone else would have gotten it wrong.
Shepard romances Harkin.
Garrus controls Shepard. (He certainly does on the dance floor )
Han'Gerrel punches Daro'Xen.
A pyjack uploads 7 zettabyes of porn to a banshee's computer.
Urz licks Mordin. (Well in this case it actually makes sense)
Legion plays the Flux music for Harbinger.
Shepard romances Harkin.
Garrus controls Shepard. (He certainly does on the dance floor )
Han'Gerrel punches Daro'Xen.
A pyjack uploads 7 zettabyes of porn to a banshee's computer.
Urz licks Mordin. (Well in this case it actually makes sense)
Legion plays the Flux music for Harbinger.
#38
Posté 29 septembre 2013 - 07:34
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Nihlus collects seashells with Benezia.
Han'Gerrel romances the Illusive Man.
Garrus breaks up with a banshee.
Ashley dances for Benezia.
Starchild plays the Flux music for a space hamster.
Starchild has a breeding request from Tali.
Take notes, BioWare.
Han'Gerrel romances the Illusive Man.
Garrus breaks up with a banshee.
Ashley dances for Benezia.
Starchild plays the Flux music for a space hamster.
Starchild has a breeding request from Tali.
Take notes, BioWare.
Modifié par Grimez7, 29 septembre 2013 - 07:37 .
#39
Posté 30 septembre 2013 - 06:38
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One day an unspeakable act happened between a batarian and Mordin in the bushes on Sur'Kesh.
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Posté 30 septembre 2013 - 06:41
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One day an unspeakable act happened between Grunt & Dr Chakwas at Kaidans moms house.
I wonder if it was in Kaidans bed? Dr Chakwas you minx!
I wonder if it was in Kaidans bed? Dr Chakwas you minx!
#41
Posté 30 septembre 2013 - 07:03
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A krogan and The Illusive Man on the Turian Councilor's desk.
Brain bleach: URGENTLY NEEDED!!!
Brain bleach: URGENTLY NEEDED!!!
#42
Posté 30 septembre 2013 - 09:08
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"The Illusive Man charms a banshee."
#43
Posté 02 octobre 2013 - 12:20
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" this One cailbrates Kaidan"
um...
"Primarch Victus badassfully tells Starchild " hey man, that's my sister!" "
that sneaky space brat!
" Benizia ignores Techno Turian to watch Techno Turian "
so she is ingoreing him, to watch him?
" A Banshee launches a thresher maw at Edi"
why?
" Sovereign romances Liara"
............
and last but not lest
" one time an unspeakable act happend between Shepard and Conrad Verner, underneath Counciler Udnia's desk."
um...
"Primarch Victus badassfully tells Starchild " hey man, that's my sister!" "
that sneaky space brat!
" Benizia ignores Techno Turian to watch Techno Turian "
so she is ingoreing him, to watch him?
" A Banshee launches a thresher maw at Edi"
why?
" Sovereign romances Liara"
............and last but not lest
" one time an unspeakable act happend between Shepard and Conrad Verner, underneath Counciler Udnia's desk."
#44
Posté 02 octobre 2013 - 06:34
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Kai Leng links suit environments with Steve Cortez.
