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Why isn't Conrad Verner a romance option?


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cooldonkeyfish

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 He would split up with his wife if Shepard proposed to him, guarantee it.

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Baihu1983

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He doesn't have a wife.

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cooldonkeyfish

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Baihu1983 wrote...

He doesn't have a wife.


He does in Mass Effect 1

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cooldonkeyfish wrote...

He does in Mass Effect 1

 He doesn't have a Physical wife.

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Slayer299

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Why do you *want* COnrad as a LI?

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Slayer299 wrote...

Why do you *want* COnrad as a LI?


To work up to a sexual relationship only to laugh at his penis, deny him any kind of pleasure and laugh again, thus, destroying him emotionally and spirituality.

Suicide is a possible outcome.

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Baihu1983

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cooldonkeyfish wrote...

Baihu1983 wrote...

He doesn't have a wife.


He does in Mass Effect 1


It was a lie.

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I felt that our relationship peaked when I shot him in the foot.

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"Shepard..tell my wife......I love you.."

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He was destined to hook up with Jenna.

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KaiserShep wrote...

He was destined to hook up with Jenna.


I was surprised to find that I had unintentionally become a matchmaker.

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cooldonkeyfish wrote...

Baihu1983 wrote...

He doesn't have a wife.


He does in Mass Effect 1

A body pillow depicting Shepard doesn't qualify as a wife.

Okay, in Japan it does, but not so much in the rest of the universe...

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It was a lie.

Why would he make up having a wife? Why would he make up the fact that his wife gave him the credits to go play Shepard on Ilium?

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AlexMBrennan wrote...

It was a lie.

Why would he make up having a wife? Why would he make up the fact that his wife gave him the credits to go play Shepard on Ilium?


Because he wanted to seem normal and not admit to being the freak he was. People do that. Where they're self-aware of their own obsessions.

At first, he's like yeah.. my wife will love this.. Oh, and hey, lets have some drinks on Earth sometime, bro!

Modifié par StreetMagic, 26 septembre 2013 - 09:03 .


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He doesn't have a wife, as he's more interested in other things.

Why would he lie about it?
The same reason that sometimes you catch people lying about having girlfriends/boyfriends. To appear normal.

Modifié par M U P P 3 T Z, 26 septembre 2013 - 09:18 .


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Why would he make up having a wife? Why would he make up the fact that his wife gave him the credits to go play Shepard on Ilium?


Easy. He idolizes Shepard :P he has a Helga-approved (Hey Arnold) candle shrine and everything. Just no chewed gum. He admits that his wife was a lie in the 3rd game, and never had one. Stalkerish, imo. I would have... taken care of him discreetly in a back alley. But my Shepard was nice, so... I went along with it. He had good intentions, albeit strange.

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M U P P 3 T Z wrote...

KaiserShep wrote...

He was destined to hook up with Jenna.


I was surprised to find that I had unintentionally become a matchmaker.


They are kind of similar, and do complement each other.

Maybe they will be the protagonists in ME4 Image IPB 

Play as Conrad or Jenna, the other becomes an NPC LI..... Male or Female human, make your pick. Conrad or Jenna Verner!

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FeliciaM wrote...

Why would he make up having a wife? Why would he make up the fact that his wife gave him the credits to go play Shepard on Ilium?


Easy. He idolizes Shepard :P he has a Helga-approved (Hey Arnold) candle shrine and everything. Just no chewed gum. He admits that his wife was a lie in the 3rd game, and never had one. Stalkerish, imo. I would have... taken care of him discreetly in a back alley. But my Shepard was nice, so... I went along with it. He had good intentions, albeit strange.


Yeah, I'm the same way. It's funny being mean to him, but I don't want him to die. I have this superstitious headcanon thing going on where if Conrad dies, then my Shepard should die. They're mystically intertwined, whether I like it or not. Maybe if I pick one of the lame endings, I'll eventually kill Conrad along with Shepard.

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StreetMagic wrote...
Yeah, I'm the same way. It's funny being mean to him, but I don't want him to die. I have this superstitious headcanon thing going on where if Conrad dies, then my Shepard should die. They're mystically intertwined, whether I like it or not. Maybe if I pick one of the lame endings, I'll eventually kill Conrad along with Shepard.


Hahaha I have the same superstition.

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Um... He's kind of a moron. In an "AAAWWWWwww, that's cute." sort of way.

Modifié par F72Voyager, 27 septembre 2013 - 02:49 .


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because the romance scene would be over before it started (if you catch my drift)

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I cried when I found out he wasn't a LI.

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StreetMagic wrote...

Yeah, I'm the same way. It's funny being mean to him, but I don't want him to die. I have this superstitious headcanon thing going on where if Conrad dies, then my Shepard should die. They're mystically intertwined, whether I like it or not. Maybe if I pick one of the lame endings, I'll eventually kill Conrad along with Shepard.


Lol, I felt the same way when I got to understand him better. When I did my first playthrough of Mass Effect, I was disappointed to hear the news in the elevator that Conrad was killed by some turians. So I made sure to go back and do the quest properly (with intimidation, because lulz) so I could go through his quest in ME2 and 3. I was really pleasantly suprised that being a completionist, doing all the quests and UNC's and whatnot, actually paid off for him in the end.

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simfamSP wrote...

Slayer299 wrote...

Why do you *want* COnrad as a LI?


To work up to a sexual relationship only to laugh at his penis, deny him any kind of pleasure and laugh again, thus, destroying him emotionally and spirituality.

Suicide is a possible outcome.

I always liked the idea of Shepard suddenly loving Conrad after sex and then Conrad being less then happy with it and finally getting over Shepard - leaving her/him dumbfounded. 

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It's because he's a man on the edge. Too much for Shepard to handle.