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[Steelcan]

CynicalShep wrote...

AresKeith wrote...

CynicalShep wrote...

BNN999 wrote...

@CynicalShep - Is that Tevos?  I thought her face tattoos were white.

The lights are weird on it. And yes, it's Tevos stuff from deviantart, from the same place where I got the Council picture.

Don't mess with Aria's secret waifu 

I would help Aria to an unfortunate accident and then help myself to Tevos. No Shepard like renegade Shepard.

Aria would have an unfortunate accident....followed by Irissa/Tevos.....then Liara

[Xilizhra]

Well, my Shepard would make that public knowledge. Yours clearly wouldn't. Think Hackett and co will just keep quiet, though?

Call it a favor for the Catalyst. For saving the galaxy.

I would help Aria to an unfortunate accident and then help myself to Tevos. No Shepard like renegade Shepard.

Were you to try something like that, I'd render you... more useful.

[Br3admax]

TipsLeFedora wrote...

Liara is easily the worst character in the series.

#2MuchSwag
#Com@Me

[Br3admax]

Xilizhra wrote...

Well, my Shepard would make that public knowledge. Yours clearly wouldn't. Think Hackett and co will just keep quiet, though?

Call it a favor for the Catalyst. For saving the galaxy.

A favor? Preserving your waifu's race's savior genius status probably isn't on Shepard 3.0's mind.

I would help Aria to an unfortunate accident and then help myself to Tevos. No Shepard like renegade Shepard.

Were you to try something like that, I'd render you... more useful.

Dafuq? 

[wolfhowwl]

TipsLeFedora wrote...

Liara is easily the worst character in the series.

Say that to my face ****er not online and see what happens

[SlottsMachine]

Xilizhra wrote...

Were you to try something like that, I'd render you... more useful.

Oh **** son. 

[Steelcan]

General Slotts wrote...

Xilizhra wrote...

Were you to try something like that, I'd render you... more useful.

Oh **** son. 

Indoctrination, huskification, lovely

[SlottsMachine]

wolfhowwl wrote...

TipsLeFedora wrote...

Liara is easily the worst character in the series.

Say that to my face ****er not online and see what happens

I AM A SUMO WRESTLER IRL!

[CynicalShep]

Xilizhra wrote...

Call it a favor for the Catalyst. For saving the galaxy.

My sides. So Shepard flies around like a madman, secures blueprints for the Crucible, helps all the major races and tries to rally them while Earth is getting roflstomped and Tevos calls him when Thessia gets hit hard in an obvious attempt to save her entire race's backsides and sends you to secure an illegally hidden artifact from their homeplanet. 
And Hackett owes the Asari a favor for saving the galaxy?

Xilizhra wrote...

Were you to try something like that, I'd render you... more useful.

You kind of lost me here. What do you mean?

Modifié par CynicalShep, 19 octobre 2013 - 04:58 .

[Xilizhra]

My sides. So Shepard flies around like a madman, secures blueprints for the Crucible, helps all the major races and tries to rally them while Earth is getting roflstomped and Tevos calls him when Thessia gets hit hard in an obvious attempt to save her entire race's backsides and sends you to secure an illegally hidden artifact from their homeplanet.
And Hackett owes the Asari a favor for saving the galaxy?

Ah, misunderstanding. No, Hackett owing the new Catalyst a favor, that new Catalyst being myself, Shepard, Reaper god.

You kind of lost me here. What do you mean?

I will indoctrinate your ass.

Modifié par Xilizhra, 19 octobre 2013 - 05:01 .

[wolfhowwl]

What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little vorcha?

I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in C-Sec, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Cerberus, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Spectres. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Council space, mark my ****ing words.

You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Extranet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting the Shadow Broker's network across the Terminus systems and your comm buoy is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life.

You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my omnitool. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Systems Alliance fleets and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the galaxy, you little ****.

If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon
you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddessdamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.

Modifié par wolfhowwl, 19 octobre 2013 - 05:01 .

[spirosz]

wolfhowwl wrote...

TipsLeFedora wrote...

Liara is easily the worst character in the series.

Say that to my face ****er not online and see what happens

I'll spit my game and make your love for Liara turn into blame, blame for not seeing the truth - that she is just a foundation of misguided youth.

#Deuces

#Or should I say #EmbraceNothing

[SlottsMachine]

TipsLeFedora wrote...

General Slotts wrote...

wolfhowwl wrote...

TipsLeFedora wrote...

Liara is easily the worst character in the series.

Say that to my face ****er not online and see what happens

I AM A SUMO WRESTLER IRL!

How about you fite me?

I will.... flop on you!

[spirosz]

Xilizhra wrote...
Shepard, Reaper god.

It's not your Shepard. 

[Br3admax]

TipsLeFedora wrote...

General Slotts wrote...

wolfhowwl wrote...

TipsLeFedora wrote...

Liara is easily the worst character in the series.

Say that to my face ****er not online and see what happens

I AM A SUMO WRESTLER IRL!

How about you fite me?

Admit that you love Liara and this won't get ugly.

[ParkBom]

I like Liara.

[CynicalShep]

Xilizhra wrote...

Ah, misunderstanding. No, Hackett owing the new Catalyst a favor, that new Catalyst being myself, Shepard, Reaper god.

So you'd force them not to say anything. Why defend an action like that?

Xilizhra wrote...

I will indoctrinate your ass.

I don't quite understand how that would be possible, given that we're both technically Shepards in this instance. If there is something that will indoctrinate me it's Tevos. She'd indoctrinate me, I'd indoctrinate her back, and so on.

ifyouknowwhatimean

[Barquiel]

CynicalShep wrote...

Xilizhra wrote...

Call it a favor for the Catalyst. For saving the galaxy.

My sides. So Shepard flies around like a madman, secures blueprints for the Crucible, helps all the major races and tries to rally them while Earth is getting roflstomped and Tevos calls him when Thessia gets hit hard in an obvious attempt to save her entire race's backsides and sends you to secure an illegally hidden artifact from their homeplanet. 
And Hackett owes the Asari a favor for saving the galaxy?

Considering Udina's coup and Cerberus' crimes I really doubt Hackett will go around pointing fingers over issues that came to light over the war. Hackett and Tevos will share a bottle of Serrice Ice Brandy and these issues will more than likely be thrown under the rug.

[Br3admax]

Oh ****, it's time to go. This place is probably going to get firebombed.

[CynicalShep]

wolfhowwl wrote...

What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little vorcha?

I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in C-Sec, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Cerberus, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Spectres. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Council space, mark my ****ing words.

You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Extranet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting the Shadow Broker's network across the Terminus systems and your comm buoy is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life.

You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my omnitool. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Systems Alliance fleets and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the galaxy, you little ****.

If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon
you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddessdamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.

Good to know I'm not the only one occasionally visiting that goddess forsaken website