Probably has something to do with those weird fan fictions with naked aliens all over.
Don't hate aliens.
But Tali is gross to me. That suit she wears reminds me of the gowns in hopsitals that you wear when you use a poop machine.
Anyone Else Grossed Out By The Aliens?
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Posté 01 octobre 2013 - 01:35
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Loved them at first, but lately I've been grossed out by them.
Probably has something to do with those weird fan fictions with naked aliens all over.
Don't hate aliens.
But Tali is gross to me. That suit she wears reminds me of the gowns in hopsitals that you wear when you use a poop machine.
Probably has something to do with those weird fan fictions with naked aliens all over.
Don't hate aliens.
But Tali is gross to me. That suit she wears reminds me of the gowns in hopsitals that you wear when you use a poop machine.
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Posté 01 octobre 2013 - 01:41
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What in God's name is a poop machine?
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Posté 01 octobre 2013 - 01:45
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A tube on your stomach. Poop goes through tube and into machine.
reminds me of Tali and her alien family.
reminds me of Tali and her alien family.
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Posté 01 octobre 2013 - 01:46
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Zazzerka wrote...
What in God's name is a poop machine?
Babies.
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Posté 01 octobre 2013 - 01:47
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Yeah, Quarians have always grossed me out a bit. Just imagining them touching you with those fingers.
*shudders*
*shudders*
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Posté 01 octobre 2013 - 01:49
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Not particularly, but I do have to wonder what some of them smell like (Hanar and Asari especially).
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Posté 01 octobre 2013 - 01:54
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I'd think that Quarians smell like dirty underwear
Asari smell like a stripper with jasberry sauce
Hanar smell like plastic toys
Elcor smell like the zoo
Turians smell like cologne
Batarians smell like cooked squid
Asari smell like a stripper with jasberry sauce
Hanar smell like plastic toys
Elcor smell like the zoo
Turians smell like cologne
Batarians smell like cooked squid
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Posté 01 octobre 2013 - 01:54
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Just imagine what a vorcha sex scene would be like. "GAHHHHHHHH!"
I would imagine the hanar would smell like raw oysters.
I would imagine the hanar would smell like raw oysters.
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Posté 01 octobre 2013 - 01:56
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Yes. I see xenophilia as one of the most disturbing concepts of this series. But all the power to the people who like them.
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Posté 01 octobre 2013 - 01:58
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Eh the asari aren't so bad. They're not as bad as the twi'leks, who have those huge brain tentacles and cone ears.
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Posté 01 octobre 2013 - 02:02
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This is why I don't tell friends about this forum.
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Posté 01 octobre 2013 - 02:06
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Too bad for you. I even show my family about this forum and we laugh at some of the people on here.
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Posté 01 octobre 2013 - 02:09
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KaiserShep wrote...
Eh the asari aren't so bad. They're not as bad as the twi'leks, who have those huge brain tentacles and cone ears.
So xenophilia is bad, except if it's with the aliens I really like?
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Posté 01 octobre 2013 - 02:13
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Morinth is kind of hot. I guess. Won't lie. But Liara is creeping me out. Yuck. And Samara grosses me out too.
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Posté 01 octobre 2013 - 02:13
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Bionuts wrote...
I'd think that Quarians smell like dirty underwear
Well, Quarians would be the cleanest, most hygenic race in the galaxy. If they weren't, they'd die.
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Posté 01 octobre 2013 - 02:15
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Bionuts wrote...
Morinth is kind of hot. I guess. Won't lie. But Liara is creeping me out. Yuck. And Samara grosses me out too.
Morinth is hot and Samara is gross? They literally look almost 100% the same.
Where is the logic?
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Posté 01 octobre 2013 - 02:24
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Morinth has a hot personality. Samara is like a religious grandmother.
Thar be the logic.
Thar be the logic.
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Posté 01 octobre 2013 - 02:26
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Necanor wrote...
Well, Quarians would be the cleanest, most hygenic race in the galaxy. If they weren't, they'd die.
Well, they look like they smell like dirty underwear.
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Posté 01 octobre 2013 - 02:27
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Necanor wrote...
Bionuts wrote...
Morinth is kind of hot. I guess. Won't lie. But Liara is creeping me out. Yuck. And Samara grosses me out too.
Morinth is hot and Samara is gross? They literally look almost 100% the same.
Where is the logic?
Morinth has a hot attitude.
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Posté 01 octobre 2013 - 02:27
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Nah... I lost the ability of being grossed out by people/aliens after looking myself in the mirror and working in a cleaning crew for a couple of years 
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Posté 01 octobre 2013 - 02:29
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The only ME alien race I find attractive are the Asari.
And Morinth's commando armor is so much better than Samara's "combat suit".
Zazzerka wrote...
Morinth has a hot personality. Samara is like a religious grandmother.
Thar be the logic.
And Morinth's commando armor is so much better than Samara's "combat suit".
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Posté 01 octobre 2013 - 02:31
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Morinth's actress did Sigrun. She can make even a female dwarf kind of hot.
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Posté 01 octobre 2013 - 02:36
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StreetMagic wrote...
Morinth's actress did Sigrun. She can make even a female dwarf kind of hot.
lolwat:blink:
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Posté 01 octobre 2013 - 02:41
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So attitude is the only thing that defines wether a character is repulsive and disgusting or hot to you.Bionuts wrote...
Necanor wrote...
Bionuts wrote...
Morinth is kind of hot. I guess. Won't lie. But Liara is creeping me out. Yuck. And Samara grosses me out too.
Morinth is hot and Samara is gross? They literally look almost 100% the same.
Where is the logic?
Morinth has a hot attitude.
Umm, ok:huh:
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Posté 01 octobre 2013 - 02:42
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Bionuts wrote...
Necanor wrote...
Well, Quarians would be the cleanest, most hygenic race in the galaxy. If they weren't, they'd die.
Well, they look like they smell like dirty underwear.
How? I assume you must have a lot of experience with dirty underwear then.
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