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[PwrdOff]

"We impose order on the chaos of organic evolution. You exist because we allow it and you will end because we demand it."

[Shaleist]

... The best.

Does this unit have a soul?
Yes.

Shepard, I was just waxxin’ goddamn nostalgic.

Your words are as empty as your future. I am the vanguard of your destruction. This exchange is over.

What exactly are you?
Prothean.
And how many of you are left?
Enough to kill you.


supperhappybonusquotes!

Rage is a hell of an anesthetic.

The square root of 906.01 equals…30.1

I don’t think so. I’m going to stop the Reapers. But I won’t sacrifice the soul of our species to do it.

Trapped inside a Reaper. Could be worse. Don’t know how, but… I guess it could be full of rats.

Humans are a blight on galactic purity. You sir! You are a blight! And you! And you, human. And you!

There is a high statistical probability of death by gunshot. A punch to the face is also likely.

I’ve had enough of your disingenuous assertions.

I already want to kill this person.

There was a hole.

Now if you don’t mind, I’m going to run like hell before you blow up the place or something. I know how you work.

Lots of ways to help people. Sometimes heal patients. Sometimes execute dangerous people. Either way helps.

Modifié par Shaleist, 23 octobre 2013 - 03:30 .

[MrFob]

Ah, here we go again. A lot of good ones have already been said. Here is one from ME2 Renegade Shepard, summing up the council races in a hilarious way:
"If you need a problem shot, call a Turian. If you need a problem talked to death, call an Asari. If you need a NEW problem, call a Salarian. ... If you need a problem fixed, call a human."

I know, I know, it's racist and arrogant like hell but especially the part about the Salarians is just too funny because it's not wrong.

[sH0tgUn jUliA]

"This is an outrage!!!"

"I see the problem. It says you're dead. Normally you'd have to go to the treasury first. Being dead for two years is a popular tax dodge. But I can tell you're a busy woman so how about I press this button right here?"

"Kick him in the quad! Sorry, my father was Krogan."

"I... don't know."

[IllusiveManJr]

There's some badass quotes in this thread!

[MegaIllusiveMan]

I'm sorry, I'm getting a lot of Bull**** in this line

Conrad Verner is better at being me than you!

Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations

You did good son, you did good. I'm proud of you

Do you have anything flashier? I want something that says: I own this room, I own YOU!

Edit: Also this one

*Yagh is running and breaks a wall... Appears in front of Shepard and crew*

Yagh: Raaaagh *leaves*

Shepard: Careful! There goes the next Shadow Broker

Garrus: I think he was muttering "T'Soni" all the time

Liara: Not funny!

Edit: Also, the conversation of the Merc Recruiter with his recruits on the Citadel. (not a quote, but worth mentioning)

Modifié par MegaIllusiveMan, 23 octobre 2013 - 03:30 .

[MegaIllusiveMan]

isnudo wrote...

"Enemies everywhere"

.

GO GO GO!

I  WILL DESTROY YOU!

Enemies everywhere!

I will destroy you!

GO GO GO!

[Anthadlas]

Grunt: They tried to spray us down with riot foam, didn't work so well on me

Shepard: And why was that?

Grunt: Because I was on fire.. From the car remember? C'mon Shepard, keep up.

Shepard: Right, sorry...

[KaiserShep]

MegaIllusiveMan wrote...

isnudo wrote...

"Enemies everywhere"

.

GO GO GO!

I  WILL DESTROY YOU!

Enemies everywhere!

I will destroy you!

GO GO GO!

You can't forgot "YOU MUST DIE!" 

[maaaad365]

"You should eat them" ( Wrex , Noveria )

"Stand fast, stand strong, stand together" ( Hacket , final speech )

" How many Protheans are alive now? ( approximate) ---- Answer : Enough to kill you ! " ( Javik to Wreav on Surkesh )

Modifié par maaaad365, 23 octobre 2013 - 05:35 .

[KaiserShep]

I always found that quote from Wrex to be hilariously random.

I like the exchange between Oraka and Wrex if you take him with you during the consort quest.

Urdnot Wrex: So this is the famous turian general? How did your kind ever defeat us?
General Septimus: I may be drunk, krogan, but you're ugly. And tomorrow I'll be sober.

Modifié par KaiserShep, 23 octobre 2013 - 05:37 .

[maaaad365]

I always take him with me on tha mission just to hear that.

I FORGOT !

All Joker quotes are so hilarious. Best character in the ME series when it comes to speech.

" Do it for me. I'd make a crappy husk "

Modifié par maaaad365, 23 octobre 2013 - 05:45 .

[sH0tgUn jUliA]

Niftu: "I shall toss Wasea about like a rag doll!"
Jack: "15 creds says the little guy doesn't get 5 steps in before the merc tears him."
Niftu: "I will tear her apart. My biotics are unstoppable."
Shepard: "Charge!"
Niftu: "An ill wind blows upon Wasea! Captain of the Eclipse Sisters. After me!"
Jack: "That was mean, but damned funny."

[Steelcan]

I tried Shepard...

[Iakus]

KaiserShep wrote...

I always found that quote from Wrex to be hilariously random.

I like the exchange between Oraka and Wrex if you take him with you during the consort quest.

Urdnot Wrex: So this is the famous turian general? How did your kind ever defeat us?
General Septimus: I may be drunk, krogan, but you're ugly. And tomorrow I'll be sober.

based on the infamous Winston Churchill exchange:

Bessie Braddock (MP): "Winston, you are drunk, and what's more, you are disgustingly drunk."
Churchill: "Bessie, my dear, you are ugly, and what's more, you are disgustingly ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be disgustingly ugly."

[maaaad365]

" Joker, I think we are losing the signal "

"That never gets old "

[maaaad365]

"-The lizard people evolved?
- They are amphibian
-They used to eat flies "

[SwobyJ]

"There is a realm of existence so far beyond your own, you cannot even imagine it." -Sovereign (quote from memory, could be slightly incorrect)

[NeonFlux117]

Not from the games. But since this is the series I've always like this, as it shows the true menace of the character.

"You can always find a reason to kill someone" -Saren

Classic Psycho Saren, just being Psycho.

[KaiserShep]

Javik: The Tulomorian spy entered the enemy's camp and said to the Vanksher: "I didn't know your parnaps could glow."

James: Uh...

Javik: That was the joke.

James: Ha! Oh right. Now I get it. Yeah, that was a good one.

Javik: No it wasn't. I just made it up. The joke is on you, human. You will believe anything.

[KaiserShep]

knucks360 wrote...
Liara:So,what games did you play in you cycle?

Kasumi:Good question.You don't exactly strike me as Mr.Playful

Javik:There was one "game" it has no name in your language. Three teams met in an arena.
Their strength,agility,loyalty,all were tested. The winners were
honored,while those that lost......

James: You didn't uh...sacrafice the losers,did you?

Javik: Your cycle allows them to live?

Liara:Um well...

Javik: Ha Ha,I will never tire of tricking the primitives. That is a game I enjoy playing.

Having a first class troll on the ship makes the whole journey worth it. 

[MrFob]

MegaIllusiveMan wrote...

Conrad Verner is better at being me than you!

Haha, I didn't remember that one. Really got to play Citadel again.

Also:

Do you have anything flashier? I want something that says: I own this room, I own YOU!

That takes me back to the good old ME2 Motivational days:

[KaiserShep]

Lol I've never seen that super volus. Definitely should be a squad member of the next game.