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Dragon Age Art Stolen in a Poorly Written E-Book Smut

Débuté par ParkBom , oct. 01 2013 10:02

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Posté 01 octobre 2013 - 10:36

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Here's her bio from her Amazon page:

Christie Sims wrote...

Hi! I'm just a plain old, everyday Midwestern girl that lives a normal life. However, while my outward tastes are relatively simple, my inner thoughts are filled with lusty thoughts of big, strong, powerful monsters having their way with beautiful maidens.

Almost all of my stories fall under the Monster Sex genre, and come from the inner desires that spring from my mind.

Thank you for looking at my author page and thank you for your support. I hope you enjoy these tales of beautiful maidens exploring their lust for these powerful creatures as much as I had writing them.


A few choice book titles:

Mounted by the Gryphon
Riding the Dragon
Training the Dragon
Taken by the Pegasus
The Dragon's Virgin Sacrifice
The Orc Chief's Virgin Tribute
Taken at the Dinosaur Museum (my favorite)

I can't believe this s*** is real. I'm laughing and cringing at the same time.

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Mr.House
Posté 01 octobre 2013 - 10:38

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This is why I hate the internet.

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Former_Fiend
Posté 01 octobre 2013 - 10:40

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Sounds pretty tame, all things considered.

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Posté 01 octobre 2013 - 10:40

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Mr.House wrote...

This is why I hate the internet.


Rule 34.

#30
PlasmaCheese
Posté 01 octobre 2013 - 10:41

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ROFLLLLL..
Taken by the Pegasus. Oh my.

#31
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Posté 01 octobre 2013 - 10:42

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Former_Fiend wrote...

Sounds pretty tame, all things considered.

I honestly can't imagine how this could be considered tame.

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Posté 01 octobre 2013 - 10:42

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Giddity.

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#33
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Posté 01 octobre 2013 - 10:42

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If this had elves, dwarves or qunari in it, I would think it'd get unhealthy amounts of attention from this forum!

#34
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Posté 01 octobre 2013 - 10:43

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Neofelis Nebulosa wrote...

I know what I'm gifting my mom this christmas. Along with a card saying: "And I play the videogame of that!".


time of being chained to your
Ahahahaha


 Either get locked in your room forever or not send mother dearest ogre smut. That is a difficult choice.

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Posté 01 octobre 2013 - 10:44

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JusticarFlareon wrote...

Former_Fiend wrote...

Sounds pretty tame, all things considered.

I honestly can't imagine how this could be considered tame.


I envy you. I envy your innocence. 

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Posté 01 octobre 2013 - 10:44

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Neofelis Nebulosa wrote...

I know what I'm gifting my mom this christmas. Along with a card saying: "And I play the videogame of that!".



Ahahahaha

Oh lawd, don't give Mother Dearest any ideas.

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Posté 01 octobre 2013 - 10:45

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JusticarFlareon wrote...

Former_Fiend wrote...

Sounds pretty tame, all things considered.

I honestly can't imagine how this could be considered tame.


Dopey fantasy beastie porn = good for a giggle. Some of the nastier reality based porn = the person who produced this should be prosecuted and/or sectioned.

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Posté 01 octobre 2013 - 10:46

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Former_Fiend wrote...

JusticarFlareon wrote...

Former_Fiend wrote...

Sounds pretty tame, all things considered.

I honestly can't imagine how this could be considered tame.


I envy you. I envy your innocence. 

Care to elaborate? (And I don't mean speak in graphic detail. :unsure:)

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Posté 01 octobre 2013 - 10:47

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Narrow Margin wrote...

JusticarFlareon wrote...

Former_Fiend wrote...

Sounds pretty tame, all things considered.

I honestly can't imagine how this could be considered tame.


Dopey fantasy beastie porn = good for a giggle. Some of the nastier reality based porn = the person who produced this should be prosecuted and/or sectioned.

Gurl, I am on tumblr. I have seen this. 99% of the time, it's hilarious. That 1%, it's just strange and/or sickening.

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Posté 01 octobre 2013 - 10:47

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JusticarFlareon wrote...

Former_Fiend wrote...

JusticarFlareon wrote...

Former_Fiend wrote...

Sounds pretty tame, all things considered.

I honestly can't imagine how this could be considered tame.


I envy you. I envy your innocence. 

Care to elaborate? (And I don't mean speak in graphic detail. :unsure:)


Stop. Now. Walk away and pretend this conversation never happened, and never ask that question again.

You'll thank me later.

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Posté 01 octobre 2013 - 10:47

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This can't be real.

#42
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Posté 01 octobre 2013 - 10:47

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The stolen artwork is the least of the crimes going on here.

Meanwhile I'm guessing the publicity on BSN caused a sudden sales spike. How odd.

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Posté 01 octobre 2013 - 10:48

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thats1evildude wrote...

JusticarFlareon wrote...

[iWill she be able to make it out alive, or will 
she be captured and subjected to the whims of the ogre and his minions?"[/i]


Ugh, I think I can see where this is going. :sick:


I think I just burned my last box of kleenex. There's no way in hell I'm doing anything after those images.

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Posté 01 octobre 2013 - 10:48

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The Hierophant wrote...

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Posté 01 octobre 2013 - 10:50

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greengoron89 wrote...

JusticarFlareon wrote...

Former_Fiend wrote...

JusticarFlareon wrote...

Former_Fiend wrote...

Sounds pretty tame, all things considered.

I honestly can't imagine how this could be considered tame.


I envy you. I envy your innocence. 

Care to elaborate? (And I don't mean speak in graphic detail. :unsure:)


Stop. Now. Walk away and pretend this conversation never happened, and never ask that question again.

You'll thank me later.

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Posté 01 octobre 2013 - 10:50

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Posté 01 octobre 2013 - 10:51

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Mr.House wrote...

This is why I hate the internet.


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Posté 01 octobre 2013 - 10:52

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JusticarFlareon wrote...

Narrow Margin wrote...

JusticarFlareon wrote...

Former_Fiend wrote...

Sounds pretty tame, all things considered.

I honestly can't imagine how this could be considered tame.


Dopey fantasy beastie porn = good for a giggle. Some of the nastier reality based porn = the person who produced this should be prosecuted and/or sectioned.

Gurl, I am on tumblr. I have seen this. 99% of the time, it's hilarious. That 1%, it's just strange and/or sickening.


This stuff here  is in that 99%. It's stuff that I've come to consider par for the course when it comes to internet smut. 

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Posté 01 octobre 2013 - 10:52

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Kazanth wrote...

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This can't be real.

Oh god, the raptor. The raptor cover is amazing.

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Posté 01 octobre 2013 - 10:53

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The Mad Hanar wrote...

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I WAS ACTUALLY PLANNING ON POSTING THIS. <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

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