Alien Number Six wrote...
When the game first came out I had a great team of friends on my list. We where wiping the floor with gold before platinum came out. Well to make a long story short one of our teamates stopped using missiles. We didn't care but a few days later he began to harp on everyone for using missiles. It got so bad the ass would lose it every time a missle was launched. "Your making the game too easy!" He whined. "Everytime we get into a little trouble somebody uses a missle!" He would complain. Then he started in on Vanguards. "I hate Biotic Charge it's too easy to get the last hit in!" The fool got worse and worse until the team was split down the middle about how they felt about this ass. Finally I got sick of the bullshi+ and chose the Asari Vanguard the next game I played with the goon. The first thing I did was Biotic Charge then missile every spawn on wave one. He left the match in anger. After full extraction on gold vs. Reapers on Jade with only three people he sent us a message saying he would come back if I didn't use a Vanguard and Missle everything to death. I agreed.....to disagree. He came back to the lobby and didn't observe my ninja switch from the Asari Adept to the Asari Vanguard. When the match started he asked which Asari I was using. "Adept." I lied. I waited until he was fully engaged with a couple of Banshees on wave three to make my move. I Biotic Charged into the pile he was shooting at and dumped a missle on them. The punk flew into a rage. "Fuc.you!" he screamed into the mic. "I will get you banned!" This team will never play with you again!" I charged again and dumped a missle. Killstreak lit up on the screen. The punk insulted my mother. "Oh yeah I fuc.ed your mom last night!" "Really." I said. "Did you have a hard time digging her up?" "She has been dead for over a year now asshol." I charged into the Phantom he was fighting killing it then shot the four remaining missiles into his face. He left and incident broke up the team. But to this day......best missile use ever.
Very funny story! Really enjoyed reading that. The mum insults are quite sad, I take a lot of personal offence when someone goes there, for the same reason as you. Just...don't even go there, man. The ninja switch is something I do as well, funny as hell
Modifié par XFG-65, 04 octobre 2013 - 05:46 .