1. Kid vs. Quis
Fan: Is it true you killed a Dragon?
Quis: Yes.
Fan: I bet it was one of those small dragons huh?
Quis: A High Dragon, actually.
Fan: Yeah, well... my dad can kill 5 High Dragons!
2. Teenage human girl vs. Dalish Elf.
Fan: My mother said that Elves are ugly.
Quis: Perhaps she's blind.
Fan: Nope. She has eyes.
Quis: Perhaps her eyes are not functional.
Fan: Nope. She can see just well.
Quis: Perhaps she hates Elves.
Fan: Nope. We have Elven servants.
Quis: Perhaps she's jealous.
Fan: Nope. My mother is the prettiest woman alive.
Quis: Your father is returning home.
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Fan: Do you want to be friends?
Quis: Who are you?
Fan: Do you want to be tidy?
Quis: What?
Fan: Do you want to be spooned?
Quis: *disconnects*
*5 days later, Quis sleeping*
Fan: Do you want to be friends?
Quis: What?!
Fan: Do you want to be tidy?
Quis: Oh crap.
Fan: Do you want to be spooned?
Cassandra: *walks in and stick sword through fan* You owe me one.
Quis: Who are you?
Fan: Do you want to be tidy?
Quis: What?
Fan: Do you want to be spooned?
Quis: *disconnects*
*5 days later, Quis sleeping*
Fan: Do you want to be friends?
Quis: What?!
Fan: Do you want to be tidy?
Quis: Oh crap.
Fan: Do you want to be spooned?
Cassandra: *walks in and stick sword through fan* You owe me one.
