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[Psara]

SkullandBonesmember wrote...

Joker-"Ahh, fine. Just get me a pie. But NOT coconut, I hate that crap."

Now this one I haven't heard, and I make a point of going to visit Joker for his lines Where's it from?

Modifié par Psara, 27 juin 2010 - 03:11 .

[AjaxDuo]

"I can bludgeon pretty hard"



"My voice must be heard! -punch-"



"You won't look so smug with a hole in your head"

[Trenrade]

"you assume I give a damn, thats cute" - this has become somewhat of a motto for me



"Say goodnight manuel" - the fem shep version is just the icing on the cake



"YOU CANNOT SILENCE THE TRUTH MY VOICE MUST BE HEARD!"



"A pessimist is what an optimist calls a realist"



"If I die down here I'll kill him"



"We are gonna need bigger guns!"



"how do I shut this thing up?"



just about any quote said by sovereign on Virmire

[Corrupt Wolf]

I like when you finish the mission Citadel: Signal Tracking with Garrus and Wrex.



"Alright, looks like another relay connecting to the account. Let me track it." - Garrus

"Aligning interior core for self destruction." - AI Unit

*Pause*

"...Or not." - Wrex



Haha, I love how there is a pause before Wrex mumbles "Or not."

[SteelerWayne]

On Virmire if you choose to kill Wrex:



Kaidan : "Commander, are you OK?"





Shepard: "I'm doing a hell of a lot better than he is."

[iHATEuglyppl]

Garrus: "I'd been raised to see Krogan as bloodthirsty thugs, but you've surprised me, Wrex. You are different."

Wrex: "The genophage is a lot easier to swallow when all Krogan are savage monsters, isn't it?"

Wrex: "Why don't you head back to the Normandy, kid? If you stay here in the real world, you might have to learn something."

[Arhka]

We are going to need bigger guns.

[iHATEuglyppl]

Alestia Iallis: "Your mission ends here, Shepard."
Wrex: "We'll see about that, (Rhymes with snitch.)."

Modifié par iHATEuglyppl, 05 juillet 2010 - 12:40 .

[bjcuda]

Random Krogan on Feros talking to VI:



"I'm going to blast your virtual ass into actual dust."

[Circaxx]

*WREX*

good? he's rotten to the core

[Qilune]

I don't have a quote. Just a scene.

Captain Anderson: *PUNCH*
Ambassador Udina: *UNCONSCIOUS*

Own.

Modifié par Qilune, 06 juillet 2010 - 04:18 .

[FuturePasTimeCE]

I find the whole "this is a outrage" scene from Udina highly amusing... 

can't find that one funny ass captioned picture of him ... 

[iHATEuglyppl]

Wrex: "This is a familiar story. A failed experiment with the rachni. Nice to see humans are consistently stupid."

Modifié par iHATEuglyppl, 09 juillet 2010 - 09:39 .

[TK Dude]

''Your word is empty as your future. I am the vanguard of your destruction.''

[packardbell]

'Nothing is ever simple, is it'?

Modifié par packardbell, 09 juillet 2010 - 07:00 .

[Splinter Cell 108]

Asari Councilor: Commander is this some kind of game, are calling it a report so you can cut us off again.

Renegade Shepard: You know it.

Joker: That never gets old does it.

Another one that's good is

"You're a bean counter Jeong I'm a Spectre tell me how good are those odds".

Modifié par Splinter Cell 108, 09 juillet 2010 - 07:27 .

[phoenixofthunder]

Council: "You found Rachni on Noveria? And released the queen? How many generations till they over run the Galaxy?"

Shepard: "Three no four."

(After Disconnect) Shepard: "Whoops!" [Gets me everytime]


 

[CottonBALL]

Wrex: "50 degrees more and i will start to feel uncomfortable. How are you mammals holding up, Shepard?"

*

Conversation with Inamorda:

Shep: "What are you having?"

Inamorda: "Human blood with cinnamon. Stupid mammal."



*Shep bugs Inamorda*

Inamorda: "Beat it!"

*Shep bugs him again*

Inamorda: "I said beat it!"

*Shep bugs him yet again*

Inamorda: "I swear, I'll throw you of that balcony, you stupid mammal!"

I love his voice tone =D

[Shepard Commander 02]

Garrus: "Commander, I just wanted to thank you"

Shepard: "I don't have time for this"

Modifié par Shepard Commander 02, 13 juillet 2010 - 02:25 .

[Aggie Punbot]

Psara wrote...

SkullandBonesmember wrote...

Joker-"Ahh, fine. Just get me a pie. But NOT coconut, I hate that crap."

Now this one I haven't heard, and I make a point of going to visit Joker for his lines Where's it from?

You get that after Therum when Joker is asking about when he'll get his medal. If you take the renegade response ("we don't give people medals for doing their jobs"), Joker will say this.

[Barrow Roll]

"He's not a zombie is he?"

[Aggie Punbot]

"I don't really care, Wrex."



Disinterested Shepard is disinterested.

[The Unfallen]

Neuzhelin wrote...

Sovereign:

Rudimentary Creatures Of Blood And Flesh, You Touch My Mind Fumbling In Ignorance, Incapable Of Understanding.

Sovereign:

We Have No Beginning. We Have No End. We Are Infinite.  Millions Of Years After Your Civilization Has Been Eradicated And  Forgotten, We Will Endure.

Sovereign:

We Are Legion. The Time Of Our Return Is Coming. Our  Numbers Will Darken The Sky Of Every World.Sovereign: We Are Eternal. The Pinnacle Of Evolution And
Existence. Before Us, You Are Nothing. Your Extinction Is Inevitable. We Are The End Of Everything.

Sovereign:

Reaper? A Label Created By The Protheans To Give Voice  To Their Destruction. In The End, What They Choose To Call Us Is  Irrelevant. We Simply Are.

Sovereign:
Organic life is nothing but a genetic mutation, an accident. Your lives are measured in years and decades. You wither and die. We are eternal,  the pinnacle of evolution and existence. Before us, you are nothing.  Your extinction is inevitable. We are the end of everything.


Sovereign:

We Impose Order On The Chaos Of Organic Evolution. You  Exist Because We Allow It, And You Will End Because We Demand It.


Saren:

I'm not doing this for myself. Don't you see, Sovreign will succeed. It is inevitable. My way is the only way any of us will survive. I'm forging an alliance between us and the Reapers, between organics and  machines, and in doing so, I will save more lives than have ever  existed. But you would undo my work. You would doom our entire civilization to complete annihilation, and for that, you must die.

Yes yes yes ****ing yes yes yes infinity. Best damn  set of quote of ANY videogame.