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[oyukichan]

Knickerus wrote...

Rear Admiral: "TURIANZ?!"

Oh my god!  He does say it like that, exactly!  It's not terribly funny in game, but seeing it written like that, I cannot stop laughing.

[Nezzer]

*Shepard shoots a space monkey in the data module side-quest*

Wrex: Nice shot!

Liara: This is why you humans have such a violent reputation.

[magelet]

Gianna: You can't bludgeon your way through bureaucracy!

Shepard: I can bludgeon pretty hard.

[JMAC666]

Joker: Take pictures!

[MasterofMunchaster]

"Commander Shepard, the Alliance needs you again"

[mr kipling]

"They're fools. You should eat them"

[TheChris92]

"I'm pissed of, when I get pissed I shoot things. Find me more bugs."

[Commissar Gash]

Our favorite Turian Councilor (R.I.P.): "There's a human saying: a broken clock is twice at day."
Shepard: "I have another human saying for you: go to hell!"

Modifié par gashgfjaskgfkagh, 26 août 2010 - 12:22 .

[Bad King]

Admiral Hackett (after hearing an Alliance Pilot suggesting that the fleet pulls out from attacking Sovereign): "Negative this is our only chance! Take that monster down no matter what the cost!"

[Homebound]

"How about this one? 'Go to hell!'"

[xlI ReFLeX lIx]

I'm sorry but I hate quotes when they're wrong. Sorry but its:



"I believe you humans have a saying, Even a broken clock rings twice a day."



"Here's another saying: Go To Hell!"



Some more quotes:



Wrex: "Shepard"



Shepard: "Wrex"



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Wrex: "If I die in here, I'll kill him"



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Liara: "I don't know which is worse. The Geth, or all the sand in my.... never mind."



Anywho.. I'm done.

[Acero Azul]

 " I should go"

[MisterDyslexo]

"Big stupid jellyfish!"



"They're fools. You should eat them"



Wrex when confronted with dirty cops on Noveria: "Do you know what we do to dirty cops on my world?"

[Nezzer]

Shepard: Anoleis has your evidence now.
Lorik Qui'in: You... why?
Shepard: You refused to testify. Obviously you hate justice and deserve this.
Lorik Qui'in: What insane breed of logic is that?

www.youtube.com/watch

[Funkcase]

Wrex - ''Dont ****** in my ear and tell me it's raining''



Septimus- ''I might be drunk, Krogan, but you're ugly, and tomorrow I will be sober''

[Roamingmachine]

*renegade Shepard when you find the lost nuke and the badguy has given his standard badguy speech*:



"Somebody out there needs my boot up his ass"



Such an epic line when delivered by femshep It's really the Shepard motto, isn't it? xD

[C00Ki3 GiRL]

*When you first meet Harkin in Fist's Bar, Citadel



"Secrets are like herpes: If you got 'em, might as well spread 'em around"



makes me cringe a lil

[Computer_God91]

Lorik Quin "What is the charming human expression? Fly in the lotion...?"



Best one ever.

[Kasen]

Shepard - "I can be discreet."

Turian Counciler - "You detonated a nuclear device on Virmire! I wouldn't call that discreet."

I felt so.... pwned?



The entire conversation with Sovereign too, that was awesome... and creepy.

[DarkX289]

Turian Councilor: I believe you humans have a saying: even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Shepard: Here's another saying, go to hell!



^ PWNT

[ENCHANTMENTSSS]

Grunt "This is why I like you... BIG GUNS!" or something to that effect.

[Mr.Tacito]

Wrex: "Hmph! Bastard didn't even thank you."

Shepard: "What do you expect from a politician? Come on."

Shepard: "You must have had some kind of interesting experience."

Wrex: "Well, there was this one time the Turians tried to wipe out our entire race. That was fun."

[Robbie529]

From my boy, Wrex: "Dead and done, just the way I like them." A krogan after my own heart.

[Reaper27]

Shepard: Would you rather be a snitch? (Slowly draws gun and aims it at smugglers head) Or a CORPSE?

Shepard: You're a criminal. I can kill criminals.
Crooked cop: You're bluffing.
Liara: When the wager is your life, is it wise to call the bluff?