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[MentalKase]

Meeting Conrad Verner for the thrid time.

Conrad, I haven't been shot nearly enough time in the head to make that a good idea.

Modifié par MentalKase, 21 janvier 2010 - 11:56 .

[phaseVII]

"I'll let you go."

"Let me go? Do humans consider conversation a form of torture?"



...or something to that effect.

[drunken pyromaniac]

I think this is on noveria at the beginning when you're confronted by security.



Shepard: Lets not start a fight.

Wrex: Why not?



He says it almost plaintively.

[aznsoisauce]

Wrex: Anyone who fights us is either stupid or on Saren's payroll. Killing the latter is business. Killing the former...is a FAVOR to the universe.

[ksauder]

"Wrex: Who do you think would win in a fight you or Shepard?



Kaidan: That's ridiculous, Shepard is my commanding officer.



Wrex: See, and that's why Shepard would win."



"Wrex: Who would win in a fight, you or Shepard.



Garrus: That's ridiculous, Shepard is a well respected Spectre.



Wrex: Saren was a well respected Spectre too... Think about that when we finally catch him."

[packardbell]

''I'm packing fire and steel, if they want to fight with claws and teeth it's their funeral.''

[sticks435]

"Stop your whining or I'll drop your ass back in that volcano"



Shep to Liara: "We're here to save your sorry ass. So snap out of it"

Liara: "Your rude for a hallucination." Then some other stuff.

[Criz]

"Language, Miss"

- Paragon Shepard after Parasini capslocktalking to you because you gave Anoleus Qi'in's date



"Mom was right, I should have brought a sweater"

- Kaidan randomly on Noveria



and a buzzillion more...

[Taegost]

"Why are you being so mean to me? Heroes aren't supposed to be mean! Leave me alone!"

- Conrad, after you jack him against the wall.

[thebigbenman]

Balak- "who's the terrorist now?"



Shep- "you, but you're dead."



also, Parisini- "you can't bludgeon through beaucracy"



Shep- "I can bludgeon pretty hard"

[Funkcase]

phaseVII wrote...

"I'll let you go."
"Let me go? Do humans consider conversation a form of torture?"

...or something to that effect.

Shepard: Ill let you go.

Lorik: Let me go? Do humans consider conversation a form of imprisonment? That would explain why so few are willing to sit and talk.

[Kriselia]

Most have already been said, but I'll go ahead anyway.

"Someone's making a killing out there..."



"I can bludgeon pretty hard."



-Yeah, I never liked Fist anyway.

-I would've never thought of that.



"Touch me and I'll smear the wall with you, b****!"

[ODST 3]

Adm. Mikhailovich: "Commander, I'm not happy."



Shepard: "That sounds like a fairly common situation."

[Gnomejello]

I can't believe nobody's mentioned...



"That does not look like any plant I've ever seen. This could be... problematic." -Male Shephard

[ashmiranda3waymm]

Turian Councilman: Isn't there a human saying: "a broken clock is right twice a day"?

Shepard: Here's another saying: "Go to hell!"



Ha, I hate the council.



Also when you mumble something to start the neutron purge on Noveria



Shepard: Uh... sic semper tyran... *cough*

[Latharion]

I liked this one...



"Funny... I've never seen the VIs cry before." -Commander of Pinnacle Station.

[Fromyou]

"they sell krogen testicles"

[Nazcom]

*Shepard see's the Thorian*

Shepard:  Nothings ever simple is it?

[FearTheLiving]

"Crazy!?... I'm the only sane one left.."

[The_Juggern0tt]

Holy crap I was forced to finally make an account on the forums because no one had chosen either of my two favorite quotes.

"I’m pissed off, when I'm pissed off I shoot things. Find me more bugs" - Renegade Shep's response at the end of one of the rachni missions after Noveria

"No, he's actually gonna’ let me eat you!" - Wrex when you use intimidate on the first few guards in Lorik Qui'in's office on Noveria

[LoganMalone]

"Spectres aren't made, they're born."

[IceSavage]

Council - "Are you calling in a report just so you can cut us off again"

Shepard - "You know it"

Disconnect

Joker - "That never gets old, does it?"

[BioticInfiltrator]

Urdnott Wrex: So this is the famous turian general? How did your kind ever defeat us?

General Septimus: I may be drunk, krogan, but you're ugly. And tomorrow I'll be sober.



Gives me a good laugh everytime.

[Adynata]

ashmiranda3waymm wrote...

Ha, I hate the council.

Also when you mumble something to start the neutron purge on Noveria

Shepard: Uh... sic semper tyran... *cough*

I loved this one, and it was made even better when the VI tells you to go turn yourself in.

But my favorite line is when the Krogan Battlemaster shows up when you're hurrying to escape Therum. Shepard echoed my sentiment exactly: "I don't have time for this idiot!"

[Gilsa]

Three quotes from the game have stood out to me:



Shepard: "You assume I give a damn. That's cute."

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Shepard to Saren: "Fancy hardware is not going to save you."

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Shepard (intimidating a pair of guards): "I just killed fifty bodyguards to get in here. What do you think I'll do to you?"