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Your Favourite ME1 Quotes?

Débuté par LOST GAM3R , janv. 19 2010 10:22

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#51
Rusty Balls
Posté 21 janvier 2010 - 05:21

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Patch them through Joker.

Commander, is this some kind of game, are you calling in a report just so you can cut us off again?

..You know it.

/Disconnects.

(e) IceSavage, didnt see you there. My bad. :P
On that note, the whole Salarian 'hold the line' speech was pretty boss too.

Modifié par Rusty Balls, 21 janvier 2010 - 05:37 .

#52
Zaxares
Posté 21 janvier 2010 - 05:26

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Some more quotes!



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Garrus: "Commander. I wanted to thank you."

Shepard: "I don't have time for this!" (Rudest neutral Goodbye option I've ever heard!)

Garrus: "Oh. ... Goodbye, Commander."



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Liara, on Virmire: "I don't know which is worse. The geth, or all this sand in my... Never mind."



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Nameless Elcor Diplomat: "Human, delighted welcome!" (Yeah, I love the Elcor. They're just awesome. :D)



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Shepard, to Lor'ik Qu'in: "I just saved you from a nasty prison shower scene."



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Ashley: "You questioned my competance throughout the entire mission!"

Shepard: "Best way to stop that is to show me you're competant!"



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Why are all of the best lines Renegade options? >.< If I hadn't watched a Youtube video compilation of them, I'd never have seen most of these!

#53
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Posté 21 janvier 2010 - 05:32

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"Nothing is ever simple is it?"-Commander Shepard, seeing the Thorian

"How do I shut this thing up?"-Commander Shepard, MIRA convo

"You can not stop me! My voice must be heard!"-Manuel, Edan Prime

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Posté 21 janvier 2010 - 06:10

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Most are mine off the top of my head but a few from other's posts. This would get more replies in the general section but:

Shepard-"Strange people skulking in corners have gotten me in trouble before."

Wrex-"I think I'm starting to like you Shepard".

Shepard-"He's not a zombie, is he?"

Ashley-"That's the spirit Shepard! Keep a stiff upper...something."

Ashley-"A million light years from home and we walk into a bar filled with men drooling over half-naked women shaking their asses on a stage. I can't decide if that's funny or sad."

Shepard-"I'm gonna miss you when you go back to your people Tali." :roll:

Shepard-"Alenko, there's no regulations that says you can't be friends with your commanding officer."

Shepard-"The regs say I have the right to decide who I want on my ship, you have a problem with that, send a complaint up the chain of command."

Joker-"Yeah, that is the OFFICIAL story. But only an idiot believes the official story."

Shepard-"You assume I give a damn, that's cute."

Garrus-"Some Krogan believe that testicle transplants can increase their virility. Counteract the effects of the Genophage. It doesn't work but that doesn't stop them from buying. They'll pay up to 10,000 credits each. That's 40,000 for a full set. Somebody's making a killing out there."

Shepard-"Sounds like you want to dissect me in a lab somewhere."
Liara-"What? No, I never meant to insinuate, uh, that is, I never meant to offend you Shepard. What I meant to say was you would simply make an interesting specimen for an in depth study, oh no! That's even worse!"

Shepard-"Next time you decide to cut up a dead soldier at least tell her husband the truth!"

Sovereign-"You exist because we allow it and you will end because we demand it."

Joker-"I gotta be real careful when I get up to take a ****** though."

Joker-"Boy am I glad to be off of Noveria, I don't which is worse, the cold or the corporations. One will freeze your balls off, the other will sell them right out from under you. With all due respect commander."

Joker-Ahh, fine. Just get me a pie. But NOT coconut, I hate that crap."

Joker-"Plus I love to make little children laugh."
Shepard-"I was just thinking how much you remind me of Santa Claus."

Ashley-"How can you look at the galaxy and not believe in SOMETHING?"

Shepard-"You don't give a damn about the colonists, it's all just politics to you isn't it?"

Shepard-"Marines are meant to fight, you just fix us up when we're done."

Shepard-"Like the morning after shore leave."

Shepard in response to the Turian councilor asking how many generations until the rachni over take the galaxy-"Three! No, four!"

Joker-"Big surprise commander, the Alliance needs you again!"

Shepard-"For a long time the council sat on their hands with regard to Saren. It makes me wonder where their thumbs were."

Ashley-"It's always best to RTFM ma'am."
Liara-"RTF..wut?"

Shepard-"I'll let you go now."
Lorik-"Let me go? Do humans view conversation as a form of imprisonment? That would explain why so few are willing to chat."

Kaidan-"It was Vyrnnus who made me see how human aliens are. They're not different or special, they're jerks or saints. Just like us. I mean, if one ass was enough to judge a whole race. I'd hate humans too."

Shepard-"If you don't care about the fate of those hostages, then you're no better than he is. You're just a terrorist with a badge."
Garrus-"Yeah. Maybe you're right. It doesn't make it easier, but I see your point."

Modifié par SkullandBonesmember, 21 janvier 2010 - 06:10 .

#55
justinprince
Posté 21 janvier 2010 - 06:59

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IceSavage wrote...

Council - "Are you calling in a report just so you can cut us off again"
Shepard - "You know it"
Disconnect
Joker - "That never gets old, does it?"


it never does Joker... it never does...

#56
Kimarous
Posté 21 janvier 2010 - 07:12

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Oh, just remembered another one:



Kaiden: "Salute anything you can't eat or kill."

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Snowraptor
Posté 21 janvier 2010 - 07:20

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Drugged hostages quotes in a funny perveted speech.



I cannot stop it, I,I CANT STOP IT!! Its all spinning away.

Do you feel me growing?... IM GONNA BREAK IT ALL!!!

Its all so beautifull... can you see it?

Bubble, bubbles, but when i touch them i POP, to much spinning...

If I dont hold still, it'll all spill out, and, I wont be me any more, I wont be me if it all spills out. I have to hold still.



Check it out guys, its funny

#58
michaelanator01
Posté 21 janvier 2010 - 10:21

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Depends on the species....turian!

#59
Moricant
Posté 21 janvier 2010 - 10:41

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Shepard (to Kaiden, in my case): "Your grasp of the obvious is inspiring."

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Posté 21 janvier 2010 - 11:11

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Wrex on Therum as they realize that the volcano/ruin will erupt/collapse and Joker has to hurry to get them..
Wrex:"If I die here, I'll kill him."

after Feros talking to Ash..
Ash: I didn't know you speak corporate.
Shep: All you do is shove a stick up your ass and care more about money than people.
Ash: That would be a waste of a fine ass, sir.

Modifié par TheJollyJumper, 21 janvier 2010 - 04:07 .

#61
kaff33nd
Posté 21 janvier 2010 - 11:25

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Ashley Williams > Shepard



"A pessimist is what an optimist calls a realist."

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Colonist Sole Survivor
Posté 21 janvier 2010 - 01:45

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I can bludgeon pretty hard


...and of course
Your words are as empty as your future, I am the vanguard of your destruction, this exchange is over.

Modifié par Colonist Sole Survivor, 21 janvier 2010 - 01:52 .

#63
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Posté 21 janvier 2010 - 04:00

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"i've killed men tougher than you on my way to real problems" talking to lord darious during the renegade quest the negotiation. .

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Posté 21 janvier 2010 - 04:25

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Shepard on Therum: "Joker! Get the Normandy airborne and lock in on my signal. On the double, Mister!" (might not be accurate, I just love the way he says 'on the double mister' ^_^)

#65
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Posté 21 janvier 2010 - 04:52

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"This was never in any of my manuals" - Garrus after seeing the Thorian

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Posté 21 janvier 2010 - 05:02

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(Threating Emily Wong) "I had to kill people for these disks... there worth more than you're offering"


"Tell me where that meeting is before I blow your lying head off."

(First seeing the Thorian) "Nothing's ever simple, is it?"

Modifié par Jimbe2693, 21 janvier 2010 - 05:06 .

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Acratenn
Posté 21 janvier 2010 - 05:37

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Curunen wrote...

Shepard on Therum: "Joker! Get the Normandy airborne and lock in on my signal. On the double, Mister!" (might not be accurate, I just love the way he says 'on the double mister' ^_^)

And a little after this:
Joker: "Commander, In case you were wondering I prefer gold over silver for my medal."
Shepard: "If you'll get a medal it'll mean that you'll have to sit for hours listening to politicians talking."
Joker: "Ye, you're right. They'll probably force me to shave too. It took me 3 weeks to grow this baby."

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Jimbe2693
Posté 21 janvier 2010 - 10:24

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"Frankly, your self righteous attitude pissed me off..."



<Talking to that annoying undercover person at noveria>

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LOST GAM3R
Posté 21 janvier 2010 - 10:32

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"You're workin' too hard." Posted Image
You wont get it unless you watch the "exploration dev diary" for Mass Effect 2.

So cruel, yet funny.

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LOST GAM3R
Posté 21 janvier 2010 - 10:40

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Zaxares wrote...

Some more quotes!

---

Garrus: "Commander. I wanted to thank you."
Shepard: "I don't have time for this!" (Rudest neutral Goodbye option I've ever heard!)
Garrus: "Oh. ... Goodbye, Commander."

---

Liara, on Virmire: "I don't know which is worse. The geth, or all this sand in my... Never mind."

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Nameless Elcor Diplomat: "Human, delighted welcome!" (Yeah, I love the Elcor. They're just awesome. :D)

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Shepard, to Lor'ik Qu'in: "I just saved you from a nasty prison shower scene."

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Ashley: "You questioned my competance throughout the entire mission!"
Shepard: "Best way to stop that is to show me you're competant!"

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Why are all of the best lines Renegade options? >.< If I hadn't watched a Youtube video compilation of them, I'd never have seen most of these!


The elcore ARE awesome! I don't recall the one with Liara on Virmire, but it's funny.

Modifié par LOST GAM3R, 21 janvier 2010 - 10:45 .

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psychodude310
Posté 21 janvier 2010 - 11:05

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"Ill make the call"

cliche but catchy

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Posté 22 janvier 2010 - 12:00

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Wrex: "If I die here I will kill him"

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Sidac
Posté 22 janvier 2010 - 01:34

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My favorite quotes are the Winston Churchill quotes they used in the game. The spin on the Churchill vs. Lady Astor is by far the best.



"I may be drunk, Krogen, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly."

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Exile Isan
Posté 22 janvier 2010 - 02:37

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"Bit nippy" ~Kaidan on Noveria

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Northern Sun
Posté 22 janvier 2010 - 04:07

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Shepard: "Taking a three-martini lunch?"



Tali: "So do you like working with a spectre, Garrus?"

Garrus: "Fighting a rogue spectre with billions of lives at stake and no regulation to get in the way; I'd say that beats C-Sec."

Tali: "I'm so glad the imminent destruction of all life in the galaxy has improved your career opportunities."



Wrex: "The quarians caused a lot of damage when they created the geth. Your people ever talk about it?"

Tali: "Do the krogan talk about starting a foolish war that ended with the turians neutering your entire species?"

Wrex: "All the time."

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