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[Knickerus]

Shepard: "I've had enough of your snide insinuations."



Rear Admiral: "TURIANZ?!"



Council: "Commander, is this some kind of game? Are you calling in a report just to cut us off again?"

Shepard: "You know it." (Disconnect)

Joker: "That never gets old does it?"



Joker: "I love to make the children smile."



Salarian: "Lemme out! Lemme out! Lemme out! (Whack!) "Let me out!"

[sumof all fear]

"you exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it!"

[The Awesome Darkrose]

"That's 40000 for a full set!" Makes me lol the way Garrus says it.

and the Sovereign quote is cool stuff too.

[mrmike_1949]

All my favorite quotes are already covered here. Just got to say that Mass Effect 1 really does have great dialog!!!! Hope ME2 lives up to it

[prizm123]

say goodnight manuel

[mrmike_1949]

On the planet with the little monkeys running around, I bounced off a rock and squashed one with the Mako:

Wrex: "Good shot"  (sarcastic)

Ashley: " I would have just thrown a rock"

gotta love it!!

I'm gonna have to replay this scene with other characters just to see what they say!!

Modifié par mrmike_1949, 19 juin 2010 - 04:19 .

[XxThisisgodxX]

"Because it's a big stupid jellyfish!"

www.youtube.com/watch click the link if u wanna see what im talkin about

[CrissN7]

Ashley "Why is it whenever someone says with all due respect they really mean kiss my ass"

Shepard ME2 "Hell Garrus you we're always ugly slap some face paint on there and no one will even notice"

Garrus "some women find facial scars attractive, mind you some of those women are Krogan"

Shepard "She pushed your buttons to get a rise out of you, 'bout time you were on the recieveing end"

Joker "Yeah great I just got worked by the intercome"

Garrus" I like to save that last shot just before poppping the heat sink..."

Shepard smirks

Garrus "That metaphore just went to a horrible place"

Kaidan "It's funny we finaly get out here and the final frontier is all ready settled and the residants don't even seem impressed by the view or the dangers"

Shepard "You're not even alive, not really, you're just a machine and machines can be broken"

[CrissN7]

Joker "Commander can we shut this thing off I don't need it in my day to day"

Shepard "If you don't want to here it turn the damn sound off"

Joker "Yeah but it's still watching, like some creepy kid in compsite and you just want to puch him but you can't 'cause he's special and starts fires or something...okay I went to far but you know what I mean"

Shepard "Your problem not mine"

Joker "thanks I'll remember this"

[CrissN7]

On one of the missions in the first game trying to find the data that a pyjack stole, I shot it with the main cannon of the mako.

Kaidan "Remind me to stay on your good side Shepard"

Liara "you kow this is why people find you guys so hostile and everything"

and can't forget Ashley

Ash " I would have thrown a rock"
 

[DOYOURLABS]

Shepard: "Why do they call you joker?"

Joker: "Because I love to make children smile"



and Sovereign's speech was the most epic thing I've ever heard in a video game.

[TomBmbadil]

Ashley: "Dad passed on a few years back, he's probably still watching though."

Shepard: "He's not a zombie, is he?"

[SteelerWayne]

Female Shepard to Harkin after Harkin flirts with her a second time (renegade response):



"Call me princess again and you'll be picking your teeth up off the floor. Now tell me where Garrus is."

[maddenking2010]

Sovriegn:"Rudimentry creatures of blood and flesh, you touch my mind, fumbiling in ignorance, incapeable of understanding"



Sovriegn:"We impose order on the chaos of organic evolution. You exsist because we allow it, and you will end, because we demand it."



"I am not perfect but I have purpose" krogan, on grunts recruitment



Shepard: the name of your ship is the Qwib' Qwib' Tali: oh here we go

[Kylize]

"you humans are all racist."

[expwnit]

I like Kaidan yelling at FemShep after the love scene. "JOKER'S WAITING FOR YOU ON THE BRIDGE." Followed up tenderly by, "I swear though, if anything happens to you..."

[Nollemaster]

Shepard: "Activate the neutron purge"

VI Mira: "I'm sorry but I can't do that without proper code authorization''

Shepard: ''Uhh, Sic semper tyrana *cough* *cough*''

VI Mira: ''That is not the correct code. Please report to security for arrest and interrogation.''

[Aggie Punbot]

Why are so many people putting ME2 quotes in here?

[iHATEuglyppl]

Wrex: "Don't ****** in my ear and tell me it's raining."

Modifié par iHATEuglyppl, 27 juin 2010 - 04:27 .

[iHATEuglyppl]

Ashley: Well now. That gives a whole new twist to "drop and give me

twenty".

Shepard: Still giving me sass soldier? I think you need some more

"physical training".

[iHATEuglyppl]

Shepard: "How old are you, exactly?"

Liara: "I'm only one hundred and 6."

Ashley: "Damn, I hope I look that good at that age"

[Boom_Headshot1337]

Saren: Goodbye Shepard, thank you.*Headshot*

Shepard: Because it is a big stupid jellyfish!

Shepard: I've had enough of your snide insinuations.

Wrex: Shepard

Shepard: Wrex

[2kgnsiika]

Shepard: "I should go."

Edit: Also, the entire "Hold the Line" speech and the thank you speech the Councilors give you if you were a Renegade but still saved the Council. The Turian says something about how humans have "a fierce, savage spirit. An indomitable will that will not bend or yield." First and only time a game has made feel proud to be human.

Modifié par 2kgnsiika, 27 juin 2010 - 01:38 .

[The Elite Elite]

Admiral: "Commander, I'm not happy."



Shep: "Sounds like a fairly common problem."

[AjaxDuo]

"I'd rather drink a cup of acid after a chewing on a razor blade" haha