On the console version you can enter the keep by pressing the start button, even during battle, and you must walk to separate rooms to navigate your inventory.
To activate something you must press and hold the A button.
You have special eyes. You have blades that attach to your nipples and you kill people with them by spinning them like the ropes on pasties.
Your entire party will be men in silly red robes and hats and all you do in the game is pop up unexpectedly.
You can play a vidathari Turian.
Suggest something stupid for DA:I
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Posté 15 octobre 2013 - 04:27
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A crappy epilogue
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Posté 15 octobre 2013 - 04:29
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Not getting to explore the Black City.
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Posté 15 octobre 2013 - 04:30
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Give the Inquisitor a personality like Silly Hawke.
God, what a dunderhead.
God, what a dunderhead.
#31
Posté 15 octobre 2013 - 04:32
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A quest to find the frequently mentioned pair of Andraste's knickers.
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Posté 15 octobre 2013 - 04:35
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Bicycles for companions instead of running after you while on horseback. There will be dedicated bicycle paths in major towns, when crossing those on foot you get knocked down by cyclists, unless you pass a physical resistance check.
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Posté 15 octobre 2013 - 04:40
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Cross promotional Doritos themed armor alongside Mountain Dew themed weapons for all the classes.
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Posté 15 octobre 2013 - 04:42
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The Hierophant wrote...
Cross promotional Doritos themed armor alongside Mountain Dew themed weapons for all the classes.
I... that sounds too close to reality for me to be comfortable.
I NEED AN ADULT.
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Posté 15 octobre 2013 - 04:48
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*edit*
Modifié par The Hierophant, 15 octobre 2013 - 05:03 .
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Posté 15 octobre 2013 - 05:00
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Faerunner wrote...
Give the Inquisitor a personality like Silly Hawke.
God, what a dunderhead.
But then the Inquisitor will be too amazing for his/her own good, not to mention the tag team shenanigans that would come from Varric would cripple the world's economy.
Silly Hawke is best Hawke.
On Topic: Teletubby day one DLC companion.
Modifié par BackdoorPaco, 15 octobre 2013 - 05:11 .
#37
Posté 15 octobre 2013 - 05:02
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Not getting Manowar for the soundtrack.
#38
Posté 15 octobre 2013 - 05:07
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Elves now have tails and Dwarves have tusks....
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Posté 15 octobre 2013 - 05:08
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Former_Fiend wrote...
Not getting Manowar for the soundtrack.
Who?
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Posté 15 octobre 2013 - 05:13
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Posté 15 octobre 2013 - 05:16
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Former_Fiend wrote...
MasterScribe wrote...
Former_Fiend wrote...
Not getting Manowar for the soundtrack.
Who?
Manowar.
I like Manowar but having them on the soundtrack would most likely be a horrendous decision
As for stupid proposals:
Booty calls.
Hippie Elves.
Kinect Requirement.
#43
Posté 15 octobre 2013 - 05:18
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Wasting time and money on Oculus Rift support.
Ughh that Kinetic Requirement suggestion was a good one. Makes me cringe just thinking about it.
Ughh that Kinetic Requirement suggestion was a good one. Makes me cringe just thinking about it.
#45
Posté 15 octobre 2013 - 05:21
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Volus Warlord wrote...
Former_Fiend wrote...
MasterScribe wrote...
Former_Fiend wrote...
Not getting Manowar for the soundtrack.
Who?
Manowar.
I like Manowar but having them on the soundtrack would most likely be a horrendous decision
As for stupid proposals:
Booty calls.
Hippie Elves.
Kinect Requirement.
If there is one thing Dragon Age has lacked up until now, it's been quality songs for the credits. They may not have been bad, but neither DAO or DA2's end credit song fit the tone of the game at all.
Manowar? Slap them on anything Fantasy and it instantly works.
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Posté 15 octobre 2013 - 05:24
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Former_Fiend wrote...
If there is one thing Dragon Age has lacked up until now, it's been quality songs for the credits. They may not have been bad, but neither DAO or DA2's end credit song fit the tone of the game at all.
Manowar? Slap them on anything Fantasy and it instantly works.
Manowar is to metal what Dark Horse is to comics-ruthlessly cliche, hits the spot or misses by miles. They aren't a magic fit to anything.
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Posté 15 octobre 2013 - 05:28
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An all women sex orgy!
You're assuming that an orgy isn't a stupid thing to add to begin with.
#48
Posté 15 octobre 2013 - 05:29
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Taking suggestions from BSN
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Posté 15 octobre 2013 - 05:30
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Volus Warlord wrote...
Former_Fiend wrote...
If there is one thing Dragon Age has lacked up until now, it's been quality songs for the credits. They may not have been bad, but neither DAO or DA2's end credit song fit the tone of the game at all.
Manowar? Slap them on anything Fantasy and it instantly works.
Manowar is to metal what Dark Horse is to comics-ruthlessly cliche, hits the spot or misses by miles. They aren't a magic fit to anything.
Ok, I'll give you that.
But they are a much better fit for Dragon Age than Thirty Seconds to Mars ever was.
#50
Posté 15 octobre 2013 - 05:36
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Pseudocognition wrote...
Taking suggestions fromBSNIsabella fans
Fixed
