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#51
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Probably dead.

#52
BouncyFrag

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I'd be trying to find a way back to the real world. Life without pop tarts, fantasy football, and the BSN is not a life worth living.

Edit: Since I'd most likely fail in getting back I'd probably spend the rest of my days trolling the Dalish (painting their halla funny colors, mastering werewolf calls to put an entire camp at unease in the middle of the night, stealing things and then planting them on other elves to sew discord and strife, etc...typical stuff.)
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Double Edit: Fun as this may be it would eventually get old. I'm trolling everyone now. Templars, mages, annoying Orlesians, Cullen, etc....everyone is going to get it now!
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Triple Edit: I'll leave the Mabari alone as they are integral to my plans.
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Modifié par BouncyFrag, 16 octobre 2013 - 05:45 .


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almostinsane99 wrote...

maliluka wrote...

a spoiled rich noble woman who owns a lavish high class brothel


Will you let a peasant/Templar/Mage into your high class brothel?


Well we do have certain standards, and we are very discreet. However I must admit I do have a fondness for mages and their *ahem lightning tricks Image IPB

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Mage in some Circle Tower. Human. Possibly dabbling in blood magic, at least reading about it (but probably not practicing it to any great extent or dealing with demons).

For some reason I think it fits well with my current life.

Modifié par Annaka, 16 octobre 2013 - 04:49 .


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Probably some random city elf peasant

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City elf, without question. Lithe and pointy-eared like me? Historical and cultural similarities to European(-descended) Jews? No other would do.

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While I would appriciate free will I think i would appriciate not sleeping in my **** and dying at the age of thirty more.

So either the Dalish or the Qun. Most likely the Qun since I don't want to be hunted by templars or farmers because some other Dalish was a piece of ****.

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RobRam10 wrote...

A Magister of Tevinter with lots of slaves for blood sacrifices!



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Changing my mind, I'd move to Honnleath, get married to a female dalish elf and have half human, half elven babies running around.

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maliluka wrote...

almostinsane99 wrote...

maliluka wrote...

a spoiled rich noble woman who owns a lavish high class brothel


Will you let a peasant/Templar/Mage into your high class brothel?


Well we do have certain standards, and we are very discreet. However I must admit I do have a fondness for mages and their *ahem lightning tricks Image IPB


How about for a bag of cookies

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maliluka

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Zack_Nero wrote...

maliluka wrote...

almostinsane99 wrote...

maliluka wrote...

a spoiled rich noble woman who owns a lavish high class brothel


Will you let a peasant/Templar/Mage into your high class brothel?


Well we do have certain standards, and we are very discreet. However I must admit I do have a fondness for mages and their *ahem lightning tricks Image IPB


How about for a bag of cookies


Absolutely NO oatmeal rasin... yuck, I still have trust issues on that one.

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I guess Circle Mage , probably freaking out because the whole system is falling apart.
And busy trying to find a way to save books , should the templars decide to burn down the place.

#63
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I guess I try joining the templars, I would keep a order on magic, but I wouldn't be a crazy cold hearted man about it either.

Also, @maliluka, oatmeal raisin are terrible, why does anyone make them.

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An elf who thoroughly enjoys torturing and so far have not gotten into trouble by limiting his subjects to darkspawns and abominations...And therefore being the only one who truly appreciates the existence of these monsters.

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Elven mage locked up in the Circle. I'll probably become an Enchanter. Maybe even First Enchanter. ;) Before Anders caused a war, that is...

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maliluka wrote...

almostinsane99 wrote...

maliluka wrote...

a spoiled rich noble woman who owns a lavish high class brothel


Will you let a peasant/Templar/Mage into your high class brothel?


Well we do have certain standards, and we are very discreet. However I must admit I do have a fondness for mages and their *ahem lightning tricks Image IPB


I can help you out with that. (lightning crackles) ;)

Though, aren't you fond with Templars hardened through all that training? That lyrium ingestion gives them some interesting abilities, I'd think. B)

As a Mage, I'd probably be trying to survive what with Fiona and Adrian on one side and Lambert on the others with the occassional "Maker damn it, Anders" thrown in. Same thing with Templar!Me. Both would probably join the Inquisition provided the Inquisitor isn't polarized in any one direction.

Serf!Me would starve to death because my fields were either: 1. Flattened by an army 2. Burned up by a stray fireball from a Mage 3. Corrupted by demons and abominations.

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Mad old hermit that lives in the woods.

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I'm not sure exactly; do you think they have need of spelling/grammar police? Image IPB

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Elf Sex Trafficker. Nah I probably would have been an inventor.

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maliluka wrote...

Absolutely NO oatmeal rasin... yuck, I still have trust issues on that one.


There is no greater sign that somebody cannot be trusted than when they disguise their raisin cookies as chocolate chip cookies.

Such deception.

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A human Circle mage who is now an apostate; who is an adrenaline junkie that gets a thrill of being hunted down by the templars. I made my finial escape with my bromance in crime, Jowan after finding out that the Knight-Commander and the First Enchanter was going to have him made tranquil over accusations of being a blood mage. To be honest I don't get the big deal over it. After a few weeks on the run we eventually got caught up with Anders, and we since then we became the Chantries most wanted apostates.

Jowan taught us both the art of blood magic and in return I disclosed secrets of the Harrowing so that he doesn't become possessed by a demon, and I also taught him some normal form of magic to help him to become a better mage, and for him not to depend on blood magic as the art shall be used as a life or death situation. Despite our status as "dangerous apostates" we try our best to show the world that we aren't as dangers as the Chantry proclaim.

Modifié par Lord Raijin, 17 octobre 2013 - 03:24 .


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I'd probably be scared to death of living in Thedas. It's freaking scary there. Demons, dragons, blood-mages, not to mention highway men and thieves and blights and darkspawn.

I think I'd be a mage, living in a circle tower. I'd do my best to stay out of the way of the Templars and not get on their bad side, and just keep my nose in a book. And study really hard, so if something like Uldred happened, I might be able to defend myself and get away.

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Lord Raijin

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Don't believe what the Chantry tells you, Chanda :) Not all blood mages are evil and demented.

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I'd probably move around between different Qunari controlled areas. Have some great philosophical discussions, drink some tea, enjoy the scenery, and hit the road at the first mention of possible conversion. "Talk to Tamassrans? Well, I'd love to but I'm late for an appointment. Maybe next time."

Modifié par Kerasth, 17 octobre 2013 - 04:54 .