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[MassivelyEffective0730]

Cthulhu42 wrote...

MassivelyEffective0730 wrote...

At worst, it's Cthulhu.

I'm terribly offended.

Your genes suck, what can I say?

[MassivelyEffective0730]

Xilizhra wrote...

Not human, and it's blue tentacles.

Oh, please. Thanks to banshees, we know that even their genital anatomy is similar enough, along with everything else. And they aren't tentacles that are wrapping around your legs or something, they're just sitting there. They don't even move, and they're probably warm.

Not human = not attractive.

For someone who's supposedly so open, you're pretty exclusionary of people who don't share your preferences.

You remind me of this girl I knew who was a lesbian and pretty much hated straight people since they weren't attracted to women like her.

[Xilizhra]

Your genes suck, what can I say?

At least Liara's genes let her have children.

For someone who's supposedly so open, you're pretty exclusionary of people who don't share your preferences.

And perhaps I'd be less inclined to be snarky were you less inclined to murder and eat people you find unattractive.

[Rusty Sandusky]

Xilizhra wrote...

And perhaps I'd be less inclined to be snarky were you less inclined to murder and eat people you find unattractive.

The eating asari thing is a metaphor, at least I hope.

[MassivelyEffective0730]

[quote]Xilizhra wrote...

[quote]Your genes suck, what can I say?[/quote]
At least Liara's genes let her have children.

[/quote]

That's a pretty low blow, especially in response to a joke that doesn't concern you at all.

That said, Miranda's condition is treatable with today's medicine. I'm more than certain she and Shepard would be able to reverse it if and when they choose. I'm also going to say that Miranda did reverse the most permanent physical state for living organisms, so she'll be able to accomplish anything that she puts her mind to.

Meanwhile, Liara is there... holding a piece of Shepards armor...

[quote]For someone who's supposedly so open, you're pretty exclusionary of people who don't share your preferences.[/quote]
And perhaps I'd be less inclined to be snarky were you less inclined to murder and eat people you find unattractive.[/quote]

Perhaps you'd be less snarky if you actually didn't openly advocate that people who don't agree with your opinions be killed or imprisoned or otherwise marginalized. And perhaps you should stop getting enraged at the prospect of a person who doesn't like Liara.

[MassivelyEffective0730]

ThisOnesUsername wrote...

Xilizhra wrote...

And perhaps I'd be less inclined to be snarky were you less inclined to murder and eat people you find unattractive.

The eating asari thing is a metaphor, at least I hope.

Finally, a real use for them!

[Xilizhra]

That's a pretty low blow, especially in response to a joke that doesn't concern you at all.

Well, you'd stated that Liara was Cthulhu, then that Cthulhu's gene's suck. Transitive property. Also, it doesn't help your "I'm not a racist, really" credentials.

Meanwhile, Liara is there... holding a piece of Shepards armor...

In Control, I'll create a new body for Shepard. And if I go for MEHEM, we're already reunited. As for Synthesis, Ieldra has some scheme in mind I could use as well. I have everything I want.

Perhaps you'd be less snarky if you actually didn't openly advocate that people who don't agree with your opinions be killed or imprisoned or otherwise marginalized. And perhaps you should stop getting enraged at the prospect of a person who doesn't like Liara.

I only kill people who are trying to kill or enslave others, and then only in battle. You're advocating murder on the basis of simple dislike.

[General TSAR]

Xilizhra wrote...
I only kill people who are trying to kill or enslave others, and then only in battle. You're advocating murder on the basis of simple dislike.

(Facedesk)

[General TSAR]

Morocco Mole wrote...

Kill Liara all you want. You won't get convicted!

If Xil had his way,  you might be.

[jtav]

I'd happily commit genocide on the asari on the grounds that they are blue-skinned space babes who exist for titillation. Maybe we can get some actually interesting aliens.

[MassivelyEffective0730]

It's just so hilarious with the irony and hypocrisy that Xil holds.

It's alright for me/my race of waifus, but if you do it, you're a monster who should die.

[Xilizhra]

MassivelyEffective0730 wrote...

It's just so hilarious with the irony and hypocrisy that Xil holds.

It's alright for me/my race of waifus, but if you do it, you're a monster who should die.

Um, wat? When I have I ever advocated for, say, Miranda to be eaten?

I'm not even really angry, but I do find it rather absurd that you did that yet considered my line about Miranda to be a "low blow."

[General TSAR]

Morocco Mole wrote...

That's okay. I can counter sue for fictional war crimes then.

I like your style my friend. 

Morocco Mole wrote...

So how does one cook Asari my friends? Is it like calamari?

I always thought you take off the head, submerge it in boiling water, and then cut off the tenticles.

Modifié par General TSAR, 20 octobre 2013 - 02:26 .

[Barquiel]

Miranda fans complain about "titillation"... now that's really hilarious.

[Xilizhra]

Morocco Mole wrote...

Asari are titillation though. You can't really deny that

Everyone designed to be attractive is titillation, and there are a lot of people like that in ME.

Modifié par Xilizhra, 20 octobre 2013 - 02:28 .

[General TSAR]

Pretty much, hell one of the first things the writers' pet talks about outside the mission is mating rituals.

[jtav]

And if Miranda belonged to an entire species of impossibly beautiful women everyone found attractive and were presented as perfect and couldn't be argued with, I'd hate her too. And believe me the catsuit is trying.

[Xilizhra]

Morocco Mole wrote...

Xilizhra wrote...
Everyone designed to be attractive is titillation, and there are a lot of people like that in ME.

Duh.

But I think the race of blue pansexual space babes that will have sex with everything and anyone is a bit more beyond that.  They were designed with the purpose of being horny teenager fodder.

Generally, pansexuality is far less important to this demographic than having said horny teenagers know that the object of their titillation would have sex with them. Which, again, applies to all attractive romance options, which is all of them.

And if Miranda belonged to an
entire species of impossibly beautiful women everyone found attractive
and were presented as perfect and couldn't be argued with, I'd hate her
too. And believe me the catsuit is trying.

You can argue with asari rather ferociously in every game...

Modifié par Xilizhra, 20 octobre 2013 - 02:36 .

[Barquiel]

Morocco Mole wrote...

Asari are titillation though. You can't really deny that

I don't deny that. If you want to talk fan-service (titillation) though, Miranda's catsuit and certain camera angles cater to that more so than the Asari ever did....and she obviously doesn't deserve to die for that. Hypocrisy at its finest...