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[TheMyron]

Shuidizi wrote...



ME1:


ME2:

Tali: So surprised to see her so early in game, was frustrated how late I can actually recruit her. Also noticed how much more detailed her suit became.

ME3


Tali: Finally!!! Although at that point I was lamenting whether I could still bring her to do enough missions to fully enjoy her as a squadmate. Her role in the entire Rannoch arc sort of made up for that though. 

(Clears Throat) What about Tali in ME1?

Modifié par TheMyron, 11 décembre 2013 - 09:40 .

[Rotward]

TheMyron wrote...

HarbingerCollector wrote...

TheMyron wrote...

@Harbinger: Easy enough to read?...What?! How in your heart can you leave Ashley behind?

because she's a b*tch.i have saved her in my first playthrough,regretted later in ME3 for her 'cerberus here,cerberus there' and the almost non-existance of dialogue on the normandy

That's Bioware's fault not hers.

Lolwut. So is everything to do with mass effect characters. She is only as interesting as her writing.

[TheMyron]

Rotward wrote...

TheMyron wrote...

HarbingerCollector wrote...

TheMyron wrote...

@Harbinger: Easy enough to read?...What?! How in your heart can you leave Ashley behind?

because she's a b*tch.i have saved her in my first playthrough,regretted later in ME3 for her 'cerberus here,cerberus there' and the almost non-existance of dialogue on the normandy

That's Bioware's fault not hers.

Lolwut. So is everything to do with mass effect characters. She is only as interesting as her writing.

It's not her fault they got lazy with her.

[Shuidizi]

TheMyron wrote...


(Clears Throat) What about Tali in ME1?

Lol sorry, I edited my post. How could I possibly overlook that!

[Hazegurl]

I'll pretty much use your set up.

When I first met Jenkins: Wow, this guy is kind of annoying. I highly doubt you could be a Spectre.

Kaidan:  Too bad I can't romance you as male...damn this guy is kicking ass.

Ashley: Run girl!

Garrus: I get it. You hate red tape.

Wrex: Don't give me attitude whenever I ask a question. You're on my freaking ship and I can drop you off on the Citadel at anytime....except I couldn't.

Liara: Please shut up talking. Your voice annoys me.

Tali: Thanks for the intel and all but why do you want to come with me?

Wilson: Sneaky douche. Glad Miranda shot him cause if I didn't get the chance once he showed me the way out I would be p*ssed.

Miranda: B***h I'm in charge! I would totally hijack this Normandy and drop you out the airlock if you keep kissing TIM's ass.

Jacob: Alliance reject turned Cerberus lackey. Nothing to see here.

Jack: Tiny woman with cool tats. Awesome.

Okeer: Who are you again?
 
Grunt: The baby Krogan I've always wanted. Big, mean, and ready to kill.

Mordin: Funny guy and great asset.

Zaeed: Badass who take no shyt. As long as he doesn't give me a reason to kill him we'll get along.

Kasumi: She's amusing. I wonder what she has up her sleeve.

Samara: Awesome biotic....B***h, you really have some nerve to threaten me before coming onboard my ship.

Legion: A talking Geth? I wonder what he'll say.

Thane: You think you're so clever to make fun of the noise I was making...yeah it would be nice to change my battle tactics, after all I am an infiltrator.

James: Why are you here?

Javik: Good to know I'm not the only one who finds Liara's presence annoying and won't give me crap for doing what it takes to end the reaper threat. Let's have drinks later. 

Aria: Finally!

Nyreen: Team Shepard and Aria have no room for goody two shoes.

Modifié par Hazegurl, 13 décembre 2013 - 03:08 .

[CirusTheVirus666]

So I played the Mass Effect series with femshep, so here was my thoughts

ME1:
Kaidan - Seems like a cool guy, he could be a common appearance as my squadmate....wait..is he..winking at me?!
Ashley - Sweet! She can take the dead man's place, so how youuuu doing Ash..I just..wait.. what?  THERE IS NO GOD IN SPACE ASH!
Garrus - Yes Garrus, kill everyone...wait..no..no NOOOOO! I have created a monster!
Wrex - Its a red turtle!...sorta.. Lets go kill **** together Michelangelo!
Tali - I wonder whats under that helmet...
Liara - BLUE. CUTE. ALIEN......have my babies.
.........
ME2:
Jacob - You kinda have skinny legs and a huge chest..and stop making my character want to sex you each time we talk
Miranda - Please do something about your buck teeth...but DAT ASS
Tali - I wonder whats under that helmet...
Garrus - Aww yeahhh my bro is back... and sort of a monster!
Grunt - You are kinda HUGE...BLOODRAGE EVERYTHING!
Jack - Wow...crazy ****...can almost..see...the nipples...
Mordin - hahaha your joking right?...hahah...ha...wait, you are serious?
Ashley - wow, super ****, I just came back from the dead!
Thane - ....no my femshep will not sleep with you
Samara - BOOBS
Legion - you sorta got...a huge hole in your chest....do you breath!?
Kasumi - I can...almost see....your eyes!...wait you are asian!?
Zaeed - This dude is old! Put on an eye patch you old pirate!
.........
ME3:
James - Kinda funny...but a common beefcake
Ashley - I still dont like you...
Liara - When are you going to have my babies again? After I am dead? OK!
Garrus - Aww Garrus, lets enter hell together and drink with the devil...then shot everything and run back out of that hole
EDI - damn...i like your ******...i mean body, yeah..wait..ok everything, talk more pleaseeee
Javik - Damn, you are awesome, end game, lets end this now
Tali -So thats what's under the mask..
Legion - LEGION!...oh how i missed you, actually, no I didnt, wait! dont die! I do miss you!

Modifié par CirusTheVirus666, 14 décembre 2013 - 03:35 .

[TheMyron]

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