Foopydoopydoo wrote...
sH0tgUn jUliA wrote...
I wish that Bioware would allow a female protagonist to have a happy ending.
I had to make a male Warden so that I could have a happy ending in DA:O and run off with Morrigan. It was the only way.
Uh... There were other romances beside Morrigan and Alistair. Also interpeting the running off with Morrigan ending as "and they lived happily ever after at a cottage by the sea!" seems weird to me. Clearly DAI is gonna poke big fat holes in that story.
Anyway I don't like happy endings . There is no such thing. I recently read The Pale King by DFW and there was this side story about this lady who went through a period of self abuse and wound up in a mental hospital. There she met this guy who was the only one to really get her, the twist being that he had a terminal heart condition and probably wouldn't be living much longer. Her problem is that she's basically too damn hot and everybody judges her by her appearance and never sees her for who she really is, he teaches her that the problem starts with her, she sees herself that way and so she expects everyone else to do so too. Eventually she's about ready to get discharged and panics because she's afraid she'll never see him again or that he'll be dead. So after she's discharged she tracks him down and eventually they marry! Happily ever after.
Lolno.
The majesty of her love unforunately does not cure his heart condition becuase this isn't ****ing Disney. Now I know you think you know where this is going, no? He dies and she's left bereft and all alone with no one to understand her and she's built her entire identity on him and now it's all gone away like a sand castle built too damn close to the shore! OH WOE! But NO! The real kicker here is that he doesn't die. Now she's stuck in this marriage since she was like 18 or something and it's like ten years later and he's still not dead but too sick for her to actually live out her life with him. She's trapped. He's also totally ungrateful (she feels like he should be because she basically gave up her youth for him) and says she only married him for herself, like to build up her perception of herself. It's a very good side story ya'll should read it.
Anyway, my point? Happy endings suck donkey dick. No thought goes into them. They're empty little abstractions. LAZY WRITING. I bet Cinderella eventually got diabetes and her feet got too fat to fit into the slippers and That Guy made her clean his castle because she could no longer fulfill his foot fetish. I bet Belle and Beast died in a horrible fire in that castle of his because the villagers saw their relationship as a filthy abomination. I bet Ariel felt just awful about becoming human when she learned about trawl fishing.
Happy endings don't make you think, they don't make you feel. I don't necessarily even like sad, bitter/sweet endings but at least they make me feel something. Their poignancy makes them lasting. So if I had to choose I'd choose Bioware's current "theme" every damn time.
How miserable are you? Do you really need things to be that miserable to make yourself feel better? Or are you just trolling?





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