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[MissCurlsbel]

Unhappy with the non-cooperative Qunari, the Inquisitor asked him if her money wasn't good enough for him.

[Zack_Nero]

He replied, "You have no status, and you have no need for weapons woman. I am simply saving my goods for someone of note, or with baked goods."

[archulysses17]

*she

[MissCurlsbel]

"Then have these cookies but let them cool,

or burn your tongue you will, you fool!" - said the Inquisitor with a devilish grin.

[maliluka]

she was quickly losing patience with the Qunari, and being the slightly vindictive type she was... she reached into her sack and pulled out a bag of freshly baked cookies and started to eat them in front of him

Modifié par maliluka, 23 octobre 2013 - 04:24 .

[Beerfish]

She searched through her pack which included chain mail bikini and a long dagger and found her stash of cookies.

[maliluka]

LOL we are all on the cookie page at the same time too funny

[MissCurlsbel]

"If I may have a cookie,

I will accompany you on this journey as your new rookie" - said the Qunari with hopeful glee.

[maliluka]

with a malicious grin she wiped the crumbs off of her chin and she and her faithfull Mabari ventured onward

[Zack_Nero]

The Qunari died, and as a final joke puts the bikini on the dead Qunari and takes all of his things.

[MissCurlsbel]

Elated by the messy affair,

the Inquisitor moved onwards with the happiest glare.

[maliluka]

@Zack I think yours should come before mine.... it would read better

[Zack_Nero]

maliluka wrote...

@Zack I think yours should come before mine.... it would read better

Yea, well when I posted mine your post came up first.

[MissCurlsbel]

Trotting alongside her trusty Mabari,

our hero comes upon a horde of Qunari!

[maliluka]

oh "frack" she thinks... and here I am out of cookies

[MissCurlsbel]

Though the situation may seem dire,

the Inquisitor is filled up with berserker ire!

[maliluka]

Its up to me it seems, to again handle things... so she makes sure she has her trusty murder knife and plunges into battle

[Lotion Soronarr]

But the qunari are not impressed and tell her "No", proceeding to enact a Benny hill routine as the inquisitor runs away, eventually managing to escape by hiding in a barrel.

[Volus Warlord]

Then, exhuasted, she headed to the nearest brothel to ruthlessly use the services

Modifié par Volus Warlord, 23 octobre 2013 - 04:54 .

[maliluka]

where she said "surprise me"

[MissCurlsbel]

Her Mabari looked up at her in question,

Certainly his mistress had forgotten an important mention?

[Volus Warlord]

The Mabari obviously craved a courtesan of his own kind as well.

Modifié par Volus Warlord, 23 octobre 2013 - 05:00 .

[Zack_Nero]

Then King Alistair came in, cause... why not?

[MissCurlsbel]

(Oh dear lord, you guys...)

The Ferelden dog scanned the room,

and looked at his mistress with sad gloom.