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[maliluka]

ENOUGH!!! says I, "I am on a mission of great importance", I must find my clothes....

[MissCurlsbel]

"A fine day it is today,

to find one as lovely as the Inquisitor here, I'll say!" - said King Alistair cheerfully.

[Volus Warlord]

The mabari panted downtroddenly.

[maliluka]

" Ahh, yes. King Alistair might I enquire why you are in my room, at a brothel why I am undressed? could you please step out for a moment please"

Awkward....

Sends Alistair out so that she can get dressed thank you

Modifié par maliluka, 23 octobre 2013 - 05:16 .

[Zack_Nero]

Alistair thought to himself, "At least there isn't any cheese of despair here, but the roast of awkward is quite tasty"

Modifié par Zack_Nero, 23 octobre 2013 - 05:17 .

[Volus Warlord]

The prostitute, disappointed with the lack of pay, then went to attack the Inquisitor.

[maliluka]

sensing the attack, the mabari reacted and had prostitute for dinner

[Cainhurst Crow]

The brothel owner enters the room, hearing the commotion.

"What do you think your doing!?" they asked angerly, two large bouncers behind them with axes drawn.

Modifié par Darth Brotarian, 23 octobre 2013 - 05:22 .

[Zack_Nero]

The mabari then starts biting at the bouncers and Alistair walks on by.

Alistair then says to the Inquisitor, "as I told the Hero of Ferelden once, it isn't cannibalism if he is eating them."

Modifié par Zack_Nero, 23 octobre 2013 - 05:25 .

[Knight of Dane]

He started eating Alistair

Modifié par Knight of Dane, 23 octobre 2013 - 05:24 .

[Volus Warlord]

Alistair then did what he did best, and threw a fit.

[maliluka]

"I would give anything at this moment for a pair of silk pantaloons".... searching franticly for some clothes to cover up in

[Zack_Nero]

Then a couple of noblemen came in hoping for a good time, then saw what was going on, then decided to leave.

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

The male mabari finds a female mabari, they will be coupled...

[Cainhurst Crow]

The owner of the inn continues to be dead, lying in a pool of blood as his money and possessions suddenly spring up in a easily carried sack.

[maliluka]

finally finding all of her clothes, the Inquistor leaves the brothel and is now banned from there thanks to Alistair

edit:

leaving with all of the owners posessions (posted same time as me)

Modifié par maliluka, 23 octobre 2013 - 05:37 .

[Chaos Hammer]

Satisfied, and with a full mabari, the Inquisitor looks at her aforementioned sword, Iron, plain iron with a simple oak handle. This is hardly the weapon of an inquisitor

[90s Kai]

So she goes around looking for new armour and weapons. Until she stops and spies on a curious sight.

[maliluka]

a sword sticking out of a stone

Modifié par maliluka, 23 octobre 2013 - 06:00 .

[Cainhurst Crow]

The inquisitor looked through her stolen loot, to see if a more suitable weapon was in her possession. She grasps something cold, and pulls it out from her stolen bag.

A black phylactery, which shatters in her hand.

[maliluka]

here she is without a suitable weapon and now this "monsterous thing" is in front of her, and a beautiful sword is just sticking out of a stone just a few feet away....

[Knight of Dane]

"Hey there," the revenant says and looks around. "Is this 43rd Street?" he asks.

[maliluka]

"No" replies the Inquisitor, "its Hollywood and Vine"

[UC SIM]

And suddenly Will Smith burst into song "...I got in one little fight and my mum got scared..."