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[Versus Omnibus]

The Revenant starts dancing with the Inquisitior, who was struggling to get free.

[Zack_Nero]

Then out of nowhere, a drawf patrol riding mabaries came by.

[L. Han]

The dwarf leader jumped down and started to ferociously tilt the inquisitor.

"Now look what we 'ave 'ere", the dwarf leader said.

[Lotion Soronarr]

"I am an inquisitor" - said the Inquisitor - "here is my seal as proof!"

She fumbles in the giant sack and pulls out a hard, phallic object by mistake, and blushes.

[dorianpervus]

With a awkward cough from the dwarf, she then comically throws the object aside, proceeding to dig through her bag and finally revealing the seal.

[Lotion Soronarr]

"Oh, you truly are the inquisitor! Forgive me ma'am! Can we help you?"

"Yes" - said the Inquisitor - "Arrest this Revenant for dancing in public!"

And so they did. And as the dwaves mounted their mabaris and proceeded to take their captive away, the Iquisitotor rushed to the alley corener, scaned the streets to make sure no one is wathcing and picked the phallic object back up.

She then ran to Ye Old Armor Shoppe, because it was prime time for a new sword

[ShallowlLife9871]

once inside the Ye Old Shoppe. the Inquisitor marched up to the Shopkeeper. when all of a sudden she herd a sound.
*Click*
when she herd the sound. the Inquisitor felt complied to do something.

[UC SIM]

This was a first, that's to be sure, a herd was heard sitting on a stool. The Inquisitor thought "what?" and ran as if it were a ghoul.

(if we could try keep it so that it could be read, di de da de da - de do de da do, makes it alot more fun to read through -Iambic Pentameter-)

Modifié par UC SIM, 24 octobre 2013 - 01:53 .

[maliluka]

Confused thought she, what a long strange trip this has been... scratches her head, and wonders if maybe she slipped and fell down a rabbit hole and should be chasing after white rabbits with time pieces with all she has seen in the past twenty four hours. Decides now is a good time to get drunk

[Little Princess Peach]

She takes a bottle of the finest whisky and rides to the palace to declare her undying love of toast

[Chanda]

The Inquisitor bursts into the throne room.

"I LOVE TOAST!!" she proclaims, loudly.

Everyone stops and stares at her.

She suddenly realizes that the nobles are having some sort of drunken-sex orgy all over the tables and furniture.

All of a sudden she hears the most annoying sound in the world of Thedas:

"TEAGAAAAAAN!! Who is this WOOOMAN, TEAGAAAAN? And what eez dees toast? Can I have sex with eet?"

"Shut up, Isolde! Here! Put this back in your mouth!"

[maliluka]

Realizing that she needed to quickly bluff her way through this after eyeing the sea of naked bodies in front of her ( with the sad lack of chest hair on the males). She took a deep swig of her very high priced vintage wine and said " pass the marmalade"

Modifié par maliluka, 24 octobre 2013 - 07:03 .

[Versus Omnibus]

Suddenly the Inquisitor is handed a jar of marmalade. The Inquisitor turns to see the jar was handed to her by none other then the Hero of Ferelden, Ymir Aeducan.

"Do you want to apply it, or should I?"

[Zack_Nero]

So, the inquisitor throws the jar of marmalade at Ymir, because she hates marmalade.

[Versus Omnibus]

Zack_Nero wrote...

So, the inquisitor throws the jar of marmalade at Ymir, because she hates marmalade.

Ymir ducks before the jar can hit her head. A cocky grin appears on the dwarf's face as she glances over the Inquisitor's body.

"Sexy and a rough houser. I'm going to enjoy this."

Suddenly, Ymir leaps and wrestles the Inquisitor down to the floor.

[maliluka]

the inquisitor evades, Ymirs wrestle move and quickly moves away... "to fast for you, little man" then trips over her two feet

Modifié par maliluka, 24 octobre 2013 - 08:10 .

[Nyneve]

Modifié par Nyneve, 24 octobre 2013 - 08:09 .

[Versus Omnibus]

"Man?!" Ymir cries. "I'm a woman, you ***!!"

The dwarf strips down to reveal her "feminist assets."

"See!?"

[maliluka]

the inquisitor offered Ymir her sincere condolonces trying to explain that it was Ymirs beard that had confused her, that and she was out of breath from when Ymir attacked her. and offered her a keg of ale to make amends.

Modifié par maliluka, 24 octobre 2013 - 08:19 .

[Versus Omnibus]

Ymir takes a large gulp of the offered ale. After wiping her mouth clean, the young dwarf accepts the Inquisitor's apology. The former Warden commander puts her armor back on and offers her assistance to the Inquisition.

"Wait," the Inquisitor interjects. "Didn't Bioware say you won't be in the story?"

Ymir merely shrugs. "The fans have been asking for me back anyway."

[maliluka]

Since nothing urgent was going on the hero of ferelden and inquisitor decided to head to camp make some s'mores and play some medival type football

[Chaos Hammer]

The Inquisitor began to cry as she held Ymir's bloody corpse in her hands. The poor bearded dwarf lady had thrown herself infront of the Inquisitor. With no stone to return her too, the Mabari ate the body to prevent possession.

[ShallowlLife9871]

it was in this moment, that our heroine, in agony over the death of her new firend. watched as her ever faithful mabari was eating the corpse. she fell on to her knees and screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[UC SIM]

At which point young skywalker came, '**** how dare thy. by shame, twas' my line which brought my fame.' Lightsaber in hand he took a stand! The Inquisitor fought hard with the visitor.