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#51
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All three games have so many lines that either makes me cringe or lol, I wouldn't know where to start.

Still like them though.

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Hazegurl wrote...

Samara making a big speech about killing herself for her daughter's safety before committing suicide then Shepard shooting the daughter anyway. lol!

Liara in ME1, all scenes

Swan diving Tali.


Don't forget turning Kaiden into swiss cheese.

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knucks360 wrote...

Hazegurl wrote...

Samara making a big speech about killing herself for her daughter's safety before committing suicide then Shepard shooting the daughter anyway. lol!

Liara in ME1, all scenes

Swan diving Tali.


Don't forget turning Kaiden into swiss cheese.


I prefer making him toast.

Also, shooting Kolyat's hostage and his face afterwards, being renegade is full of hilarity.

Modifié par justafan, 26 octobre 2013 - 04:59 .


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justafan wrote...

knucks360 wrote...

Hazegurl wrote...

Samara making a big speech about killing herself for her daughter's safety before committing suicide then Shepard shooting the daughter anyway. lol!

Liara in ME1, all scenes

Swan diving Tali.


Don't forget turning Kaiden into swiss cheese.


I prefer making him toast.

Also, shooting Kolyat's hostage and his face afterwards, being renegade is full of hilarity.


Yeah I take that back,seeing him vaporized is much more fun :D

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Baihu1983 wrote...

Having watched Female Shepard fight Vega...That! Just looks so bad.


That scene is a lot more believable with male Shep.

Vega should have crushed FemShep.

Modifié par Han Shot First, 26 octobre 2013 - 07:00 .


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Han Shot First wrote...

Baihu1983 wrote...

Having watched Female Shepard fight Vega...That! Just looks so bad.


That seen is a lot more believable with male Shep.

Vega should have crushed FemShep.

Femshep is much stronger due to numerous cybernetic enhancements.

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The only real issue with that scene with Vega is that femShep's body model is the same used for every single female crewmember, when really, she should look more athletic than, say, Traynor. The thing that really takes me out of it is how badly they're boxing lol.

Modifié par KaiserShep, 26 octobre 2013 - 07:07 .


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Should have got Lucy Lawless' body. :D

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Yeah I do wish femShep's body model was more fitting to the activity she engages in. Someone who melees with various monsters while wearing armor and carrying multiple weapons should at least have more mass than the female crew members who don't actually engage in combat. Of course, she should also be buffer than Joker lol.

Modifié par KaiserShep, 26 octobre 2013 - 07:10 .


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knucks360 wrote...

Hazegurl wrote...

Samara making a big speech about killing herself for her daughter's safety before committing suicide then Shepard shooting the daughter anyway. lol!

Liara in ME1, all scenes

Swan diving Tali.


Don't forget turning Kaiden into swiss cheese.


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I thought it was said that Shepard's implants have no effect on their strength and that Cerberus only brought them back as they were.

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Br3ad wrote...

I thought it was said that Shepard's implants have no effect on their strength and that Cerberus only brought them back as they were.


I think they meant that as in personality, mentality, etc.

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Lizardviking wrote...

Br3ad wrote...

I thought it was said that Shepard's implants have no effect on their strength and that Cerberus only brought them back as they were.


I think they meant that as in personality, mentality, etc.

Then why does Shepard say that he/she "Was restored to stock." when Jacob asked did they recieve any upgrades? 

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Br3ad wrote...

Lizardviking wrote...

Br3ad wrote...

I thought it was said that Shepard's implants have no effect on their strength and that Cerberus only brought them back as they were.


I think they meant that as in personality, mentality, etc.

Then why does Shepard say that he/she "Was restored to stock." when Jacob asked did they recieve any upgrades? 


I guess that's an early conversation (or ideally, it is), and Shepard hasn't picked up new upgrades by then. Maybe just the rebuilding process enabled the possibility of those skin weave upgrades you find. But the Lazurus project itself rebuilt you with nothing more than normal human resiliency and strength.

Modifié par StreetMagic, 26 octobre 2013 - 07:23 .


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Br3ad wrote...

Lizardviking wrote...

Br3ad wrote...

I thought it was said that Shepard's implants have no effect on their strength and that Cerberus only brought them back as they were.


I think they meant that as in personality, mentality, etc.

Then why does Shepard say that he/she "Was restored to stock." when Jacob asked did they recieve any upgrades? 


That is odd. Shepard has the ability to say to TIM "I noticed a few upgrades, hope you didn't replace anything really important." during their first conversation and there are several cybernetic upgrades Shepard can get in ME2.

Modifié par Lizardviking, 26 octobre 2013 - 07:25 .


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I figured the "noticed a few upgrades" could just be technical stuff (new L5 amp, optic implant for adrenaline rush, cloaking, etc).

Modifié par StreetMagic, 26 octobre 2013 - 07:24 .


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Femshep is much stronger due to numerous cybernetic enhancements.

Yes, the problem with the terribly animated "fight" was clearly that women couldn't possibly stand up to a guy in a fight.

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StreetMagic wrote...

Should have got Lucy Lawless' body. :D


Assuming the protagonist of the next game is a human, the female version of the character should look like someone that could actually kick your @ss. Gina Carano would be my recommendation for the default, or someone with a similar body type.


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Carano was kind of what I meant by Lawless too. Women with those kind of broad shoulders, sturdy builds..

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AlexMBrennan wrote...

Femshep is much stronger due to numerous cybernetic enhancements.

Yes, the problem with the terribly animated "fight" was clearly that women couldn't possibly stand up to a guy in a fight.


Femshep is so scrawny and frail looking that she doesn't look like she could carry any gear, let alone fight ANY man.

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Seboist wrote...

AlexMBrennan wrote...

Femshep is much stronger due to numerous cybernetic enhancements.

Yes, the problem with the terribly animated "fight" was clearly that women couldn't possibly stand up to a guy in a fight.


Femshep is so scrawny and frail looking that she doesn't look like she could carry any gear, let alone fight ANY man.


I did have a problem with the female shepard bodytype. Atleast the saints row character can be modified to be more believable.

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TipsLeFedora wrote...

Seboist wrote...

AlexMBrennan wrote...

Femshep is much stronger due to numerous cybernetic enhancements.

Yes, the problem with the terribly animated "fight" was clearly that women couldn't possibly stand up to a guy in a fight.


Femshep is so scrawny and frail looking that she doesn't look like she could carry any gear, let alone fight ANY man.


I did have a problem with the female shepard bodytype. Atleast the saints row character can be modified to be more believable.


Yep, I have the FeMC in Saints 3/4 have 75% musculature. I also used a mod in Skyrim to make a female PC have a muscular/athletic physique.

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Seboist wrote...

AlexMBrennan wrote...




Femshep is much stronger due to numerous cybernetic enhancements.

Yes, the problem with the terribly animated "fight" was clearly that women couldn't possibly stand up to a guy in a fight.


Femshep is so scrawny and frail looking that she doesn't look like she could carry any gear, let alone fight ANY man.


I agree. The issue with the scene isn't that the character is a woman. The issue is that she looks like a Barbie doll.

I guess the cybernetic implant head canon works to suspend disbelief. But I still wish that FemShep had a character model more appropriate to the character's role. I would have actually completed a FemShep playthrough, in that case.

Modifié par Han Shot First, 26 octobre 2013 - 07:57 .


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Funny scenes, does femsheps body count as funny? Because it was hilarious bad.

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I don't really see why someone who shoots people for a living should have the body of someone who practises martial arts for a living.

Biotics in particular should probably be pretty scrawny.