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#101
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Lizardviking wrote...



I'm a sinner.

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Aww ****, Jack. Couldn't even get yourself killed without making a mess of the floor. Somebody get a broom!


NNOOOOOO!!!

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I find it amusing that her fall is nearly identical to Legion's on the consensus mission. It's a shame her dismount isn't quite as polished.

Modifié par Wynterdust, 26 octobre 2013 - 10:48 .


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Legion cheated though. He can hit the dirt like a sack of bricks and come out without a scratch.

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TheMyron wrote...

Lizardviking wrote...



I'm a sinner.

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Aww ****, Jack. Couldn't even get yourself killed without making a mess of the floor. Somebody get a broom!


NNOOOOOO!!!


YEESSSSSSS?

Modifié par Lizardviking, 26 octobre 2013 - 10:52 .


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Lizardviking wrote...

TheMyron wrote...

Lizardviking wrote...



I'm a sinner.

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Aww ****, Jack. Couldn't even get yourself killed without making a mess of the floor. Somebody get a broom!


NNOOOOOO!!!


YEESSSSSSS?


There goes your better "biotic bubble" producer.

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TheMyron wrote...

Lizardviking wrote...

TheMyron wrote...

Lizardviking wrote...



I'm a sinner.

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Aww ****, Jack. Couldn't even get yourself killed without making a mess of the floor. Somebody get a broom!


NNOOOOOO!!!


YEESSSSSSS?


There goes your better "biotic bubble" producer.


yep, you're just left with the best :lol:

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TheMyron wrote...

Lizardviking wrote...

TheMyron wrote...

Lizardviking wrote...

I'm a sinner.

Aww ****, Jack. Couldn't even get yourself killed without making a mess of the floor. Somebody get a broom!


NNOOOOOO!!!


YEESSSSSSS?


There goes your better "biotic bubble" producer.


Not really. If you look at the image in your own signature then you will see a row characters. The other biotic specialist you can use? She's right in the middle!

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Played ME1 on New Game+ on Insanity with my level 51 Infiltrator, and on Eden Prime died right after Jenkins to those flying Geth turrents. I just had to laugh.

Modifié par Obadiah, 26 octobre 2013 - 11:13 .


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Samara doesn't have a reason to remember it, Jack on the other hand will bring it up at Grissom Academy as a good example.

Modifié par TheMyron, 26 octobre 2013 - 11:20 .


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This might sound kind of obvious but.... the kid in the dreams. His running animation is just so bad it's funny.

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TheMyron wrote...

Samara doesn't have a reason to remember it, Jack on the other hand will bring up at Grissom Academy as a good example.


Jack being gone from Grissom is a good thing, because at least then the mission actually gets some decent storytelling attached to it instead of the bad joke it is with Jack's cameo.

And I am just going to say why it is better.

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Lizardviking wrote...
Grissom is a far better mission when Jack is dead.

Maybe,
but ME3's dark enough for me. At some point, I got sick of all the
death and destruction and took any opportunity to mitigate it, as long
as it didn't interfere with my roleplaying. The emotional
punch-in-the-gut of the original ending didn't help of course. Perhaps
how that's in the past (and it took me about ten months) I can explore
the other possibilities.

Also, may I ask why you think so?


I was gonna write a longer than usual post, but then I remember Dean's post that explains it rather nicely.

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But Jack... I don't think I've done Grissom
Academy with Jack since the first two times. I'll even skip it and get
Phantom!Jack instead, the difference is so glaring. With Jack around the
entire mission becomes a love letter to how awesome and badass a
teacher she is, with her students being a fawning audience whose
adoration she eats up. The students are more like groupies than actual
people, and Jack's presentation is so different from where she leaves
off from ME2 if you didn't romance her that I'm hard pressed to take her
seriously. Finish that with how fighting Cerberus becomes more like
'hey, let's kick these weakling's ass!' and the entire mission loses
whatever drama it had.

Without her, though... I love Grissom
Academy. It goes from a ******-fest to a harrowing story of a group of
talented but inexperienced students being hounded by a well-organized,
well-prepared force that they are nowhere near ready to deal with. Out
of their depth by far, they have to organize, they have to stand up
regardless, and Shepard takes a mentor role of guiding these young
adults to being rise to the challenge of the war. Jason Prangley, a
non-entity cheerleader if Jack is alive, steps up and leads his group,
and with Shepard offering one of the least heard awesome lines of the
series: 'leaders don't guess,' a line in context that prods Prangley to
assume confidence and gives hope to the students. Here is a leader on
the rise, one recognized by Cerberus as a highest priority target among
the students, and someone who is clearly rising to a serious challenge.

Prangley
dies, unfortunately: shot after saving the last of the students, the
cost of not having Jack. It's sad, it disappointing, and it's such a
waste to see such potential simply lost in this war... and it has far,
far more effect on me than Jack ever did. And it's all lost, all the
development and individuality submerged into a fawning nobody, if Jack
lives.

So... no apologies. My story is better without Jack.


Plus I abseloutly hate Jack, so her absence is always good.

"EDIT"

Also,
without Jack we also get a conversation with the girl (forgot her name)
that ask how one should deal with taking another person's life. This
dialog is rather well made, although it is sadly undermined by the fact
that Cerberus has been established as nothing more than dumb mindless
badguys to shoot, so in the end it falls flat. Still, better than what
one gets with Jack.



#113
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 This was probably intentionally funny, but I think I laughed harder at the joke than it warranted...

Brooks: "Got it ........what's a Mako??"

I guffawed. Delivery was just priceless.

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On Samara's recruitment mission, when she's snapping the neck of that merc, the first time I played it my brother walked in and shouted "whose that bust blue b*tch?" I from then on I can't watch that scene with a straight face

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HYR 2.0 wrote...

 This was probably intentionally funny, but I think I laughed harder at the joke than it warranted...

Brooks: "Got it ........what's a Mako??"

I guffawed. Delivery was just priceless.


Man those staff analysts don't know jack if they don't know the most common tank in the Alliance military.

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Lizardviking wrote...

TheMyron wrote...

Samara doesn't have a reason to remember it, Jack on the other hand will bring up at Grissom Academy as a good example.


Jack being gone from Grissom is a good thing, because at least then the mission actually gets some decent storytelling attached to it instead of the bad joke it is with Jack's cameo.


It isn't about better storytelling (in the objective sense), but whether you like her or not. If you do, her re-appearance is cool. Most people who went out of their way to save jack in ME2 actually liked her or romanced her. You seem to be in the minority of people who saved her once, yet didn't like her.. so of course, Grissom isn't going to play out well for you if you had her around.

Modifié par StreetMagic, 27 octobre 2013 - 12:45 .


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Tali's swan dive itself is hilarious though. Its just not about the character dying, as I don't hate any of the squadmates. Its just the overly dramatic way in which she does the whole Titanic pose while falling backwards, with Shepard's slow-mo running and 'Meh' reaction. It was hilariously corny.

X2.

I really like Tali and she's my canon Shep's only L.I., but her suicide was way too goofy.

Though Adm. Raan's nonchalant suicide was pretty funny too.

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Admiral Raan's at least makes more sense. If you're going to do it, at least aim for efficiency. I do like how Admiral Raan basically gets pissed and says "Damn you. Damn you all." before the quarian extinction. That said, in her position, you'd think she'd point the gun at Shepard or Legion instead, forcing you to either side with her or shoot her. I know our good friend Kal wouldn't have taken this lying down.

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lol so much win

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Thanks for reminding me we don't have the professional badass Kal'Reegar as a temp squad mate for Rannoch, such a wasted opportunity.

Oh yeah, fall of Thessia.

Sad melodramatic version of "I was lost without you" (blech) and then Asari screaming while Reapers landed on them.

Come on BioWare, why do you make the hero's retreat from conquered planets so damn corny?

Modifié par General TSAR, 27 octobre 2013 - 01:33 .


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Even more sad that Reegar dies unceremoniously in an email bulletin (helping Palaven).

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lol so much win


BTW, when in the game does Sheploo do that face?

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I don't get how a swan dive is funny at all... let alone Tali's.

Because it's Tali.


Cool explanation. See, it's the same with Liara. Letting any squadmate get fried by Harby is sad. Letting Harby turn her into calamari fritti however is hilarious:lol:

Or shooting phantom Jack on Chronos;)


How could you kill Jack? :o

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Jack will wish she died after her comic comes out.

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Kaidan telling Liara to basicly shut up and focus on thesia
i larughed because even the most laid back, "Annoying, whineing" person is telling her to shut up.