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Ruadh

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 Right, so I just finished a default paragon femshep play through. I picked synthesis for the first time, and what the ****?
If the space magic beam suddenly makes everyone equal then why are the reapers buggering off like they have somewhere to go (instead of starting repairs on the billion years worth of murder and destruction they've inflicted on the galaxy). 

In the destroy ending the races of the galaxy celebrate defeating the reapers, synthesis ending they inspect their own persons like something is wrong! 'Holy **** my nuckles are glowing' 
EDI. During the synthesis epilogue everyone looked miserable and confused, except EDI. Why the hell is every organic miserable and confused while the one robot we know is somehow happy with the decision you made everyone half robot?
This is supposed to make any kind of sense? :blink:

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They knew at least some of the playerbase would want some compromise/middle road choice, so they did it. No matter how outlandish.

I suppose it's damned if you, damned if you don't (DA2 forced a binary choice if you recall. No one like that either).

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All of the endings are beautiful.

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SwobyJ wrote...

All of the endings are beautiful.


I almost envy you, in a way. It must be nice..=]

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StreetMagic wrote...

SwobyJ wrote...

All of the endings are beautiful.


I almost envy you, in a way. It must be nice..=]


High-EMS Destroy is the most beautiful ^_^


EDIT: BTW 'beautiful' does not = 'satisfying'

The ME3 ending is VERY UNSATISFYING, and leaves me, personally (hehe), on a cliffhanger, not a conclusion.

Modifié par SwobyJ, 29 octobre 2013 - 12:58 .


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You haters just don't understand pure art.

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ginner dave wrote...

If the space magic beam suddenly makes everyone equal then why are the reapers buggering off like they have somewhere to go (instead of starting repairs on the billion years worth of murder and destruction they've inflicted on the galaxy).

Not murder. They brought order into chaos. did you not listen to the space kid?

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caradoc2000 wrote...

ginner dave wrote...

If the space magic beam suddenly makes everyone equal then why are the reapers buggering off like they have somewhere to go (instead of starting repairs on the billion years worth of murder and destruction they've inflicted on the galaxy).

Not murder. They brought order into chaos. did you not listen to the space kid?


They just really sucked at it. Just like Leviathans sucked at Chaos.

The Reapers are magnificent but also more lame than we thought; let's go onto bigger things and stories. ^_^

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SRX wrote...

You haters just don't understand pure art.


But it's truuuu.

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SwobyJ wrote...

SRX wrote...

You haters just don't understand pure art.


But it's truuuu.


Just trust me bro.  These endings are glorious.

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:D
Yo Dawg, you know that AI that was trying to destroy us? The one that we almost destroyed, that told us that AI would rebel and destroy us? It's hanging out with that other AI that rebelled that we almost destroyed.


Work in progress.

Modifié par Obadiah, 29 octobre 2013 - 02:20 .


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caradoc2000 wrote...

ginner dave wrote...

If the space magic beam suddenly makes everyone equal then why are the reapers buggering off like they have somewhere to go (instead of starting repairs on the billion years worth of murder and destruction they've inflicted on the galaxy).

Not murder. They brought order into chaos. did you not listen to the space kid?


"Attempting to impose order over chaos is futile. Nature is, by its very nature, chaotic."

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SRX wrote...

SwobyJ wrote...

SRX wrote...

You haters just don't understand pure art.


But it's truuuu.


Just trust me bro.  These endings are glorious.


I trust you, if you're serious.

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Fishstick wrote...

Glorious?
Grand Theft Auto V ending C was glorious.
Mass Effect 3 ending insults it's previous themes and makes anyone who understands basic storytelling and science laugh, cry or cringe. Maybe all of the above.


I laughed, cried, and cringed, but for totally different reasons.

Once it comes into view, you'll do so as well.

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OMG!

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Like, totally!

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Why in the hell did they put glowing circuits on the Geth...when they're already full of circuits.

Modifié par ruggly, 29 octobre 2013 - 02:28 .


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I'm super srs, SwobyJ.

ruggly wrote...

Why in the hell did they put glowing circuits on the Geth...when they're already full of circuits.


Geth with green glowing circuits is way hawt.  'Nuff said.

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SwobyJ wrote...

All of the endings are beautiful.


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Yeah yeah it's an Orc, use your imagination. 

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Sexy

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They're all great. Even the Low EMS endings. Space Magic = WIN!

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I'm not trolling. When I actually troll, I apologize a few minutes later because I have high image concerns. Screwing with people is only ok with me on a personal-friendly level.

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The endings are not something you can comprehend. You are supposed to speculate. You are supposed to get 'teh feelz' from them. They are masterpieces. They are a result of having an overpowered enemy that indoctrinates even when 'dead' because the technology indoctrinates. All this was set up in ME1 and ME2. We should have seen it coming.

The other choice was to have a "Reaper Off Button", but they knew you wanted choices, and that you wouldn't stand for an ending with only one choice: a button that turned off the reapers for good. You know one that made them go "boom".

That is the long explanation for the other reason: because "art".

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Skeeves me out TBH

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caradoc2000 wrote...

ginner dave wrote...

If the space magic beam suddenly makes everyone equal then why are the reapers buggering off like they have somewhere to go (instead of starting repairs on the billion years worth of murder and destruction they've inflicted on the galaxy).

Not murder. They brought order into chaos. did you not listen to the space kid?


I think most of us made a point of not listening to the most literal deus ex machina in the history of writing.

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SwobyJ wrote...

Fishstick wrote...

Glorious?
Grand Theft Auto V ending C was glorious.
Mass Effect 3 ending insults it's previous themes and makes anyone who understands basic storytelling and science laugh, cry or cringe. Maybe all of the above.


I laughed, cried, and cringed, but for totally different reasons.

Once it comes into view, you'll do so as well.

Oh, it's another one of those, "You don't get it," types. That's exactly what BSN needs.