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[AutumnWitch]

them damn apples.....phhht!

[Jock Cranley]

Woman be hatin' on my apples

[AutumnWitch]

Are they Fuji apples. Cuz they can be ok.

[Jock Cranley]

No they are spoiled ones the grocery threw out

[AutumnWitch]

Phhtt.... now where are those cherries?

[Jock Cranley]

The local brothel bought them all

 

They are out of stock.

[AutumnWitch]

Stoopid. Now I will have to go find some fresh ones.

[Jock Cranley]

I guess you will. 

[AutumnWitch]

[Jock Cranley]

Gotta luv the smugfaced nod

[AutumnWitch]

Shatner was born smug

[Jock Cranley]

I'd be smug as hell if I could get away with it

[AutumnWitch]

I prefer aloof.

[Jock Cranley]

People think you are a serial killer if you are aloof

[AutumnWitch]

And?

[Jock Cranley]

Just sayin'. Lol

[AutumnWitch]

Whats your feelings on vampires? (good ones not that pile of crap Twilight stuff)

[Jock Cranley]

I'm not sure what you mean by 'good ones' but if you mean girls that like to bite I'm not supposed to have any open cuts ever where I work so it's a bit problematic

[AutumnWitch]

well they can bite you where it doesnt show

[Jock Cranley]

True but I've never been particularly keen on bandaging

[guitarmouse]

hmm ,  how does one say first thing that comes to mind from those or am I in wrong topic.

 

how about

 

conversation

[Jock Cranley]

We got a little distracted lol

 

 

Speaking

[AutumnWitch]

in tongues

[guitarmouse]

french kiss

[AutumnWitch]

ooh la la!