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[LurchALC]

Would you make it your love intrest?

I would. And I would never cheat on her. And if it was a him, well, geuss I'm bi now. Because I love Mass Effect that much. And yes, I would let Mass Effect give it to me up the AS(ari).

Oh the fun I would have with my Mass Effect soul mate. Long walks on the geth infested beaches. Spending cold nights in the hot, hot labs. The glorious good time we would have.

Alas, Mass Effect is only a game. And I cannot consimate the relationship, as I am afraid of damaging the disc.

I<3Mass Effect

[Ettecoud]

Download the digital copy.....then you can't break the disc

[Monster A-Go Go]

I don't know...is Mass Effect Asian?



Or Quarian?

[LurchALC]

Eccentrick79 wrote...

I don't know...is Mass Effect Asian?

Or Quarian?

/points to Shepard Editor

yes, Its an Asian Quarian, or a Latino Asari, or a Jamacan Hanar

[Monster A-Go Go]

LurchALC wrote...

/points to Shepard Editor

yes, Its an Asian Quarian, or a Latino Asari, or a Jamacan Hanar

Jamaican Hanar cracks me up. 

[LurchALC]

Stupid new forums stealing my spell check angers my Austrian Krogan

[topekaguy]

Technically, it doesn't need to even be a person. If that dude who married his DS game "Girlfriend" has taught us anything. lol     

Modifié par topekaguy, 20 janvier 2010 - 06:00 .

[LurchALC]

Mass Effect is WAY hotter then that DS tramp. Besides every one knows shes got herpes.

[BigEd420]

I'd hit that, I'd hit that good and hard

[LurchALC]

She can slap on a strap on and go to town if she wanted to. You know, like that one movie. I forget the name.



It wasn't a porn.

[Arrtis]

I would not do that.TO a GAME.EVer

[LurchALC]

Liar. I bet you're Mass Effect disc case sticks together.

You beat your private until it bleeds thick white cream all over a poorly drawn piece on Tali hentai. Then lick it up. After all, the Quarian saliva taste like semen. Devs said so.

[Toranilor]

I'm already in a relationship with another game, but it's not serious. I'd break it off for ME and then virmire my old LI.

[LurchALC]

You don't have to Virmire your other LI



Mass Effect has always wanted to try a three some



it is a trilogy after all

[Toranilor]

Unwanted mental pictu-



Actually, carry on.

[Terror_K]

I think mass effect is a pretty cool guy. eh kills aleins and doesn't afraid of anything.

[LurchALC]

Terror_K wrote...

I think mass effect is a pretty cool guy. eh kills aleins and doesn't afraid of anything.

And hes a good cook, and cleans, and does the dishes.

-with la$0rz

also he look like that dude from Twilight i guess since that what women find attractive today.

[LurchALC]

Mass Effect

[Toranilor]

LurchALC wrote...

Mass Effect

Your coherence and relevance are astounding good sir!

Modifié par Toranilor, 20 janvier 2010 - 11:02 .

[LurchALC]

Toranilor wrote...

LurchALC wrote...

Mass Effect

Your coherence and relevance is astounding good sir!

Mass Effect II
Mass Effectier: With a vengeance

This time, its personal

Rated PG-13

[Toranilor]

LurchALC wrote...

Toranilor wrote...

LurchALC wrote...

Mass Effect

Your coherence and relevance is astounding good sir!

Mass Effect II
Mass Effectier: With a vengeance

This time, its personal

Rated PG-13

More Massive

More Effective

More Biowaretastic

[LurchALC]

Toranilor wrote...

LurchALC wrote...

Toranilor wrote...

LurchALC wrote...

Mass Effect

Your coherence and relevance is astounding good sir!

Mass Effect II
Mass Effectier: With a vengeance

This time, its personal

Rated PG-13

More Massive

More Effective

More Biowaretastic

Now with 100% more discs!

[Arrtis]

i hear Mass effect likes everyone.And is HUGE.

[LurchALC]

Mass

Effect

2



Will f*** your pregnant wife so hard the fetus will give it head.

[Livemmo]

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