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[trenq]

no
miranda loves jack

[Ryzaki]

DeinonSlayer wrote...

Wrex is introduced in Chora's Den, tipping his hand to his target. Gave Fist notice to organize a defense. I'd say Wrex fails harder than any of them.

Garrus is introduced by intervening in a hostage situation with a very well-placed shot. Not sure if his plan accounted for the other two - I don't remember if Michelle takes cover after the first goon drops. The other two could drop her fast without Shepard's intervention. He may well have won the fight going in alone, but he was unlikely to save the hostage.

Tali is introduced fending off an ambush by throwing a grenade and immediately taking cover, shotgun out. Can't remember, but I think she does shoot at the attackers if you take too long. I'd say she handled those three well, but was lucky Shepard's squad was friendly.

Liara crouches on the floor and erects a barrier around herself, remaining motionless until you kill the attackers on Therum. Big reason I have trouble shaking the first impression of "civilian out of her depth."

I hope Wilson didn't have any cybernetics in his head when Miranda shot him which could have been blasted out into the two guys standing behind him...

To be fair Liara is half starved and dehydrated. She's not exactly at her best (and it's worse along the longer you take to get to her). So her ducking for cover instead of haphazardly throwing her biotics around and causing unnecessary friendly fire was something my Shep was grateful for.

[Undead Han]

MassivelyEffective0730 wrote...

Han Shot First wrote...

MassivelyEffective0730 wrote...



She's much more like Miranda, and more specialized in accessing area's that aren't (to the enemy) supposed to be accessed.

So like Miranda she got in Jacob's trousers?

Maybe. Seeing as she's the expert infiltrator, you'd think she got further than Miranda did. Don't even know for sure if anything ever really got that far between Miranda and Jacob tbh. If so, who cares.

They totally banged. It was implied in Mass Effect: Galaxy and in some of Jacob and Miranda's dialogue in ME2, as well as in one of the vids for the LotSB files. I just always found the jealousy that fact sometimes provoked in the old Miranda thread humorous.

On that note waifu jealousy over Garrus and Tali shacking up also makes me laugh.

[MassivelyEffective0730]

trenq wrote...

no
miranda loves jack

And Tali loves Legion. 



And Liara loves Javik.

And Ashley loves James.

And Garrus loves Michel.

And Thane is still dead.

[MassivelyEffective0730]

Han Shot First wrote...

MassivelyEffective0730 wrote...

Han Shot First wrote...

MassivelyEffective0730 wrote...



She's much more like Miranda, and more specialized in accessing area's that aren't (to the enemy) supposed to be accessed.

So like Miranda she got in Jacob's trousers?

Maybe. Seeing as she's the expert infiltrator, you'd think she got further than Miranda did. Don't even know for sure if anything ever really got that far between Miranda and Jacob tbh. If so, who cares.

They totally banged. It was implied in Mass Effect: Galaxy and in some of Jacob and Miranda's dialogue in ME2, as well as in one of the vids for the LotSB files. I just always found the jealousy that fact sometimes provoked in the old Miranda thread humorous.

To be honest, I never really saw any Miranda fans who were particularly bothered by this possibility.

In all honesty, I personally believe that Miranda and Jacob's relationship was much the same as Shepard and Ashley's in ME1. More of an emotional and sexual outlet than anything else, though I think they were a bit closer on the same page than Ashley and Shepard. Ashley fell in love with what the alliance vision of Shepard was rather than the real man himself.

That's why when I tell Ashley I haven't fundamentally changed since ME1 on Mars, I'm telling the truth.

She was the one who bought into a lie and deluded herself that I was something more. She fell in love with the idea of Shepard (which has been very, very heavily distorted by the alliance to serve their own ends).

Modifié par MassivelyEffective0730, 16 novembre 2013 - 01:19 .

[trenq]

MassivelyEffective0730 wrote...

trenq wrote...

no
miranda loves jack

And Tali loves Legion. 



And Liara loves Javik.

And Ashley loves James.

And Garrus loves Michel.

And Thane is still dead.

Liara and Javik are the best couple ever.
Just google T'sovik.

[wolfhowwl]

MassivelyEffective0730 wrote...

trenq wrote...

no
miranda loves jack

And Tali loves Legion. 

You really can use an omnitool for everything!

[MassivelyEffective0730]

wolfhowwl wrote...

MassivelyEffective0730 wrote...

trenq wrote...

no
miranda loves jack

And Tali loves Legion. 

You really can use an omnitool for everything!

I wonder if it has a spin-cycle setting... 

Modifié par MassivelyEffective0730, 16 novembre 2013 - 01:20 .

[Inquisitor Recon]

J. Reezy wrote...

Real talk though, Tali and a cliff dive are OTP

I'd ship that like the UPS.

[sandalisthemaker]

MassivelyEffective0730 wrote...

I THOUGHT I SMELLED A FREAKY FETISH.

[MassivelyEffective0730]

Inquisitor Recon wrote...

J. Reezy wrote...

Real talk though, Tali and a cliff dive are OTP

I'd ship that like the UPS.

Obligatory comment here.

[trenq]

J. Reezy wrote...

Real talk though, Tali and a cliff dive are OTP

and she still comes to your cabin after dying.
shepard having wet dreams

[dreamgazer]

sandalisthemaker wrote...

MassivelyEffective0730 wrote...

I THOUGHT I SMELLED A FREAKY FETISH.

Did it smell like quarian sweat?

If you're not sure, there's a guy around here somewhere who can help out with that.

[sandalisthemaker]

dreamgazer wrote...

sandalisthemaker wrote...

MassivelyEffective0730 wrote...

I THOUGHT I SMELLED A FREAKY FETISH.

Did it smell like quarian sweat?

If you're not sure, there's a guy around here somewhere who can help out with that.

LMAO. Is that guy still around anyway?

[dreamgazer]

sandalisthemaker wrote...

dreamgazer wrote...

sandalisthemaker wrote...

MassivelyEffective0730 wrote...

I THOUGHT I SMELLED A FREAKY FETISH.

Did it smell like quarian sweat?

If you're not sure, there's a guy around here somewhere who can help out with that.

LMAO. Is that guy still around anyway?

Would you be?

[Undead Han]

sandalisthemaker wrote...

MassivelyEffective0730 wrote...

I THOUGHT I SMELLED A FREAKY FETISH.

By internet standards that pic is really tame. Not a varren, Krogan, or futa to be found.

Thank the Maker or goddess or whatever....

[maaaad365]

This thread is hopeless.

[Ravensword]

I'm surprised this thread hasn't been locked already.

[Undead Han]

Ravensword wrote...

I'm surprised this thread hasn't been locked already.

Give it time.

[trenq]

It just got much better.

[dreamgazer]

maaaad365 wrote...

This thread is hopeless fabulous.

Agreed!