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In the Spirit of the upcoming Holiday season...


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Killdren88

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 figured I'd post this after it has been in my head for the past two day.

The Twelve days of Christmas Mass Effect Style.







On the First day of Christmas a Hanar gave to me

A Fish tank on the Normandy

On the Second day of Christmas a Hanar gave to me

Two Matchlock rifles

And a Fish tank on the Normandy

On the Third day of Christmas a Hanar gave to me

Three Dextro-cakes

Two Matchlock rifles

And a Fish tank on the Normandy

On the Fourth day of Christmas a Hanar gave to me

Four calling Pyjacks

Three Dextro-cakes

Two Matchlock rifles

And a Fish tank on the Normandy

On the Fifth day of Christmas a Hanar gave to me

Fiiiiiive Blasto Viiiiids

Four calling Pyjacks

Three Dextro-cakes

Two Matchlock rifles

And a fish tank on the Normandy

On the sixth day of Christmas a Hanar gave to me

Six Dancing Geth

Fiiiiiive Blasto Viiiiids

Four Calling Pyjacks

Three-Dextro cakes

Two Matchlock rifles

And a fish tank on the Normandy

On the Seventh day of Christmas a Hanar gave to me

Seven Asari maidens

Six Dancing Geth

Fiiiiiiive Blasto Viiiids

Four calling Pyjacks

Three Dextro-cakes

Two Matchlock rifles

And a Fish tank on the Normandy

On the Eighth day of Christmas a Hanar gave to me

Eight Krogan babies

Seven Asari maidens

Six Dancing Geth

Fiiiiiiiive Blasto Viiiiids

Four calling Pyjacks

Three Dextro-cakes

Two Matchlock rifles

And a Fish tank on the Normandy

On the Ninth day of Christmas a Hanar gave to me

Nine Turian cruisers

Eight Krogan babies

Seven Asari maidens

Six dancing Geth

Fiiiiiive Blasto viiiiids

Four calling Pyjacks

Three Dextro-cakes

Two Matchlock rifles

And a Fish tank on the Normandy

On the Tenth day of Christmas a Hanar gave to me

Ten Prothean relics

Nine Turian Cruisers

Eight Krogan babies

Seven Asari maidens

Six dancing Geth

Fiiiiiiive Blasto viiiiiiids

Four calling Pyjacks

Three Dextro-cakes

Two Matchlock rifles

And a Fish tank on the Normandy

On the Eleventh day of Christmas a Hanar gave to me

Eleven dead Reapers

Ten Prothean relics

Nine Turian Cruisers

Eight Krogan babies

Seven Asari maidens

Six dancing Geth

Fiiiiive Blasto Viiiiids

Four calling Pyjacks

Three Dextro-cakes

Two Matchlock rifles

And a Fish tank on the Normandy

On the Twelfth day of Christmas a Hanar gave to me

Twelve combat drones

Eleven dead Reapers

Ten Prothean relics

Nine Turian cruisers

Eight Krogan babies

Seven Asari maidens

Six dancing Geth

Fiiiiiiive Blasto Viiiiids

Four calling Pyjacks

Three Dextro-cakes

Two Matchlock rifles

And a Fiiiiiish tank on the Nooooorrrr…man…dyyyyyyy!

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Ruadh

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Yup. I thought this was brilliant. Despite the huge fail of the bottom half of the post, I chuckled good and hard.

'Eight Krogan babies' fits in so well I may find myself having to explain it to non ME fans.

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Killdren88

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ginner dave wrote...

Yup. I thought this was brilliant. Despite the huge fail of the bottom half of the post, I chuckled good and hard.

'Eight Krogan babies' fits in so well I may find myself having to explain it to non ME fans.



Apologies for that....my mistake for copying from the word doc I wrote it on.

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LoopyMama

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Lol, Thank you, thank you so much.:lol::P

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Killdren88

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LoopyMama wrote...

Lol, Thank you, thank you so much.:lol::P


Hehe..Your Welcome:wizard:

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Massa FX

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I'd refuse the Hanar's gift of Blasto movies. Ew.

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Killdren88

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Massa FX wrote...

I'd refuse the Hanar's gift of Blasto movies. Ew.


This one questions your judgement.

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Killdren88 wrote...

On the Seventh day of Christmas a Hanar gave to me

Seven Asari maidens

Christmas comes early.

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Killdren88

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Up next we have the Mass Effect Version of Jingle Bells

Dashing through deep space
In the SR-2
O'er the cosmos we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on Wrex do ring
Making Tali laugh
What fun is it to laugh and sing
As Wrex takes a nap

Oh, Jingle bells, Jingel bells
Wrex snores as they ring
Oh what fun it is to ride
On the Normandy SR-2
Jingle bells, Jingel bells
Wrex snores as they ring
Oh what fun it is to ride
On the Normandy SR-2

A day or two ago
I thought I'd take ride
And soon Miss Tali'Zorah
Was seated by my side
Joker was a fine pilot
Misfortune seemed his curse
We go into an asteroid field
And then we got Upsot

Oh, Jingle bells, Jingle bells
Wrex snores as they ring
Oh, what fun it is to ride
The Normandy SR-2
Oh, Jingle bells, Jingle bells
Wrex snores as they ring
Oh, What fun it is to ride
The Normandy SR-2

Jingle bells, Jingle bells
Wrex snores as they ring
Oh, what fun it is to ride
The Normandy SR-2
Jingle bells, Jingle bells
Wrex snores as they ring
Oh what fun it is to ride
The Normandy SR-2!