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OK I'm coming clean, I'm not really an Asian girl


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This is going to be funny, mostly to myself, because nobody here really knows me.  I do have a few sets of friends that I used to play with all the time and they thought I was a girl.  So, I'm posting this pretty much to be humorous.  Here's the details:

On my xbox profile, it said "I'm a simple Asian girl who likes to take pictures of food at restaurants."  I had this typed in as a joke, because I was waiting tables in a very international city (Seattle) and there are TONS of Asians who come in and take excessive amounts of pictures of their food... sometimes 4 or 5 minutes will go by and their food is getting cold and they'd still be snapping away.  

As time went by, I got an unusual amount of messages about how great a player I was.  I thought this interesting, not because I'm a good player (I was told that I was better than I really was at the time, I'm sure), but I think because people assumed that I was an attractive Asian woman.  I don't have an XBOX keyboard and had to type with the controller and on-screen keyboard, and didn't want to keep telling random people that I was actually a white male, every single time, so I just ignored that fact.  But, as time went by, I started making friends with groups of people, including a set of Korean players.  I actually had to ask my gf what the hell people were sending me because I don't speak Korean.  

As time went on, several groups of friends urged me to get a headset, as mine was broken (mic didn't work) so I did, but I was afraid to have to backtrack and tell everyone that I was actually not a girl who was playing, and that my online friendships were based in a non-reality world where these people thought that I was an Asian girl.  I started up the headset, and told everyone that I was her boyfriend, and lessened my playing skills so that they'd think I was learning from her.  I did get the occaisional "hey go put your girlfriend on so we can play platinum" type of messages and I'd have her speak into the mic (I had to coach her on some of the lingo of the game) and I'd play with my full skillset.  It turned into a big, giant, mess.  

Since most of my friends no longer play the game, and I don't see them on the forums much anymore (I do think Stickman might have met me when I was "pretending" to be a girl still), I decided to come clean!  I never meant to trick anyone - it was all because I had a funny XBOX profile signature about being an Asian girl, and then not wanting to have to type on screen to random people (some ending up being friends) that I'm actually a white guy, and that I'm having to live a lie on XBOX live because I got to know some people well enough and had to keep up making them think that I was a girl, and slowly transition to telling them that she no longer plays and that I (the boyfriend) is now transitioning to the player known as "eighteighty"

There, I said it!  Have a field day!  lol

Modifié par eighteighty, 15 novembre 2013 - 12:44 .


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:huh: 

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Ok.

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XBOX Live e-transgender?

lol

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Well... That's f-ing weird... Jeez 88... Lol...

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Lol Inb4AsianModel...

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Yeah... haha. I mean there is the girlfriend and she did type to people (and play sometimes but mostly bronze) but I was the one who always played gold/plat with everyone.

Modifié par eighteighty, 15 novembre 2013 - 12:51 .


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Paging 12yokp

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I am not neither a girl nor Asian, although I might be not a girl and Asian.

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So many complexities that could have been solved by adding a simple "j/k" on an XBoX profile...

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Chealec wrote...

So many complexities that could have been solved by adding a simple "j/k" on an XBoX profile...


I don't think the fact that she made my avatar a cute Asian girl helped at all

Modifié par eighteighty, 15 novembre 2013 - 12:54 .


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So you're not a grill?

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GhostKnife72 wrote...

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1 week after reg before you can post images without having them snipped :wizard:

Modifié par FatherOfPearl, 15 novembre 2013 - 12:58 .


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There are no girls on the internet. Except Cirvante! But he's a gurl! Image IPB

Modifié par Ohnenick, 15 novembre 2013 - 01:03 .


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Ohnenick wrote...

There are no girls on the internet. Except Cirvante!

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... I thought your wife...?

Oh **** wait, I wasn't supposed to say that! :pinched:

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Deerber wrote...

Ohnenick wrote...

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There are no girls on the internet. Except Cirvante! But he's a gurl! Image IPB


... I thought your wife...?

Oh **** wait, I wasn't supposed to say that! :pinched:

Go away and celebrate you scrub! You are not supposed to be online today!Image IPB

Modifié par Ohnenick, 15 novembre 2013 - 01:02 .


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Interesting...

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Ohnenick wrote...

Deerber wrote...

Ohnenick wrote...

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There are no girls on the internet. Except Cirvante! But He's a gurl! Image IPB


... I thought your wife...?

Oh **** wait, I wasn't supposed to say that! :pinched:

Go away and celebrate you scrub! You are not supposed to be online today!Image IPB


Haha you're right! ;)

 /sign off

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FatherOfPearl wrote...

GhostKnife72 wrote...

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1 week after reg before you can post images without having them snipped :wizard:


This is killing me FoP, you realize that don't you? :lol:

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GhostKnife72 wrote...

FatherOfPearl wrote...

GhostKnife72 wrote...

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1 week after reg before you can post images without having them snipped :wizard:


This is killing me FoP, you realize that don't you? :lol:


Muahahaha! :D

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So you had "I'm a girl" in your profile, didn't correct people when they addressed you as one, had your girlfriend talking for you, pretended to understand Korean.. and what else? Lol That's funny. And messed up.

Hmm. I think you liked being a girl.

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It is pretty awesome.

Modifié par krjn_09, 15 novembre 2013 - 01:09 .


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Knockingbr4in wrote...

Interesting...


Now this guy is a true Korean Princess, I've heard.

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krjn_09 wrote...

Knockingbr4in wrote...

Interesting...


Now this guy is a true Korean Princess, I've heard.

it's true, you can't even swear in one of Her lobbies without being reprimanded.

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Deerber wrote...

GhostKnife72 wrote...

FatherOfPearl wrote...

GhostKnife72 wrote...

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1 week after reg before you can post images without having them snipped :wizard:


This is killing me FoP, you realize that don't you? :lol:


Muahahaha! :D


Shut up Deerber. <_<:lol: