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#1
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What is your opinion on this pairing? Specifically:

- How plausible/probable is this?

- How interesting/exciting is this?

For the sake of discussion let's assume that Kai Leng may follow either his comics/novels personification, or his game personification. And that Miranda is pre-Lazarus, i.e. looking for mostly physical short term relationships and a staunch Human advocate.

Modifié par iOnlySignIn, 20 novembre 2013 - 01:38 .


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edited: removed inappropriate comment. ~Mod05

Haven't read his comics so I can't comment on that.The in-game Kai Leng wouldn't get lucky if he was covered in four-leaf clovers, had pockets full of rabbit feet, a bag of lucky coins and a horseshoe tattoo.

Modifié par BioWareMod05, 20 novembre 2013 - 05:20 .


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Kai Leng seems very fit and flexible. And he needs only about 5 seconds to recharge.

I'm sure size won't matter so much if you know how to use it, yes?

Oh and remember, Miranda did it with Jacob. Everything is possible.

Modifié par iOnlySignIn, 20 novembre 2013 - 01:53 .


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Miri appears to frequently use online dating sites and I'm sure she'd have more in common with Leng, than someone not associated with Cerberus, so why not?

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iOnlySignIn wrote...

Kai Leng seems very fit and flexible. And he needs only about 5 seconds to recharge.

I'm sure size won't matter so much if you know how to use it, yes?

Oh and remember, Miranda did it with Jacob. Everything is possible.


Jacob though is the Mariana Trench compared to Kai Leng.

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Given that Jacob (perhaps the galaxy's lamest man) was screwing Miranda, I'm almost inclined to say anything is possible. But on second thought I think Kai Leng is probably too angry to have had a shot. In the books he just seems perpetually rage-filled, and I can't really see that any sane woman finding that attractive. Jacob might be a bit dull at times and can be standoffish, but beneath that he's at least relatively normal and a decent person.

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Absolutely not. Maybe a quick lay.

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iOnlySignIn wrote...

Kai Leng seems very fit and flexible. And he needs only about 5 seconds to recharge.

I'm sure size won't matter so much if you know how to use it, yes?

Oh and remember, Miranda did it with Jacob. Everything is possible.


Your comparison between Jacob and Kai only damages "their chances". Refer to the size joke.
"Size doesn't matter" is a lie. You have been lied to.
You're also implying that Kai knows how to use it, which is an unknown.
So unless the comic contain some evidence I am not aware of - they're a pretty bad match. 

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Miranda: Puts the ass in mass effect.

Modifié par alliance commander, 20 novembre 2013 - 02:28 .


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alliance commander wrote...

Miranda: Puts the ass in mass effect.


dat ass tho

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ME forums man...

Stahp it!

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There's this world where people have standards. Let's all go there together, guys.

Modifié par Br3ad, 20 novembre 2013 - 02:40 .


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alliance commander wrote...

Miranda: Puts the ass in mass effect.


The Shadow Broker approves.

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Han Shot First wrote...

alliance commander wrote...

Miranda: Puts the ass in mass effect.


The Shadow Broker approves.


'Twas inevitable

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To OP...

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Not even remotely possible.

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Diana Allers is a perfect match for Kai Leng.

Modifié par Star fury, 20 novembre 2013 - 04:05 .


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Yeah, this match works about as well as Garrus and Tali.

Or EDI and Joker.

Or Liara and Morinth.

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Maybe in an evil!Miranda AU.

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Kai Leng doesn't have anything to talk about, and he never takes off his delumcore overlay, which kind of kills the mood.

Modifié par KaiserShep, 20 novembre 2013 - 09:39 .


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Miranda likes Kai Lengs tentacles.

#22
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Br3ad wrote...

There's this world where people have standards. Let's all go there together, guys.


I can see it now...

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Br3ad wrote...

There's this world where people have standards. Let's all go there together, guys.

Yeah, but some of those standards may be surprisingly simple:

http://masseffect.wi...orrespondence_5

Modifié par iOnlySignIn, 20 novembre 2013 - 06:03 .


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MassivelyEffective0730 wrote...

Yeah, this match works about as well as Garrus and Tali.

Or EDI and Joker.

I agree 100%. I would also like to add

Kasumi and Jacob

Miranda and Jacob

Liara and Javik

Xen and Legion

Kelly and Urz

to the list.

In short, Miranda x Kai Leng is up to the usual standard of ME NPC romances. Which is splendid!

Modifié par iOnlySignIn, 20 novembre 2013 - 06:07 .


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I think they would get too jealous of each others' hair.