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[TheMyron]

ElSuperGecko wrote...

(Joker's frantically working on the Normandy's Omni-interface when Hackett's voice comes over the comm:)

Hackett: "All fleets! The Crucible is armed. Disengage and head to the rendezvous point. I repeat, disengage and get the hell out of here!"

(Joker continues to work on the Omni-interface... Garrus puts a sympathetic hand on his shoulder as Traynor looks on, worried...)

Garrus: "Joker... listen... we have to go."

(Joker pauses... looking forlorn)

Joker: "...damn it."

(Vega pops his head into the cockpit)

Vega: "I just wanted to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you!"

We crashed-landed on a an uncharted Planet! When Shepard/Hackett hears about this, the ****'s going to hit the fan!

[Rasofe]

FlyingSquirrel wrote...

Rasofe wrote...

Strangelove? Really?

Well, okay.
What about a Mass Effect spoof of Scream?

"Never, EVER, under any circumstances, say 'I should go.'"

Catalyst to Male Shepard:
The only way to survive the Destroy ending... well you pretty much had to romance Kaidan.
Shepard: *reject ending*

[BronzTrooper]

ME2 has an Austin Powers reference. Joker's chair spinning uncontrollably references to Dr. Evil's chair malfunctioning. Lol, my dad (who has never played any of the games in the series) noticed that one.

[TheMyron]

Gamer072196 wrote...

ME2 has an Austin Powers reference. Joker's chair spinning uncontrollably references to Dr. Evil's chair malfunctioning. Lol, my dad (who has never played any of the games in the series) noticed that one.

Was he looking over your shoulder? Or was he trying the games out for the first time?

Modifié par TheMyron, 22 novembre 2013 - 10:15 .

[utdan]

More of a reference than a spoof and altered a bit.

On tuchunka when Shep & co meet back up with Wrex (the "and a brother/sister to me " scene):

*getting out of Truck*

Wrex: "HA! that was fun i wish to do more violence!"

*watching the brutes and ravagers pour into the area*

Vega: "Well, wishes just happen to be horses today."

Shepard: "among other things."

Garrus: "Okay you take the 30 thousand on the left..."

Wrex: "HA! you wont last 10 minutes Valkarian!"

Garrus: "then lets make them memorable."

Vega: "We got a plan?"

Shepard: "we fight.."

Vega: "..or we die!.. yeah i got it the first time. Anything a bit more specific?"

Shepard: "Well, personally,...*steps forward*... i kinda wanna slay the reaper."

"Lets get to work"

Modifié par whoISthatgirl, 22 novembre 2013 - 02:26 .

[DeinonSlayer]

Major Coates: "OK, listen up, dirtbags. If we're gonna reach the Conduit, we need a good game plan. Now, I have two options we can use. Number one, we run at the beam in a single file line, screaming at the top of our lungs! The enemy will be so flabbergasted, by the time they have a chance to regroup, we'll already be inside.

James: Oh, yeah, right. They're not going to get surprised, they're just going to start mowing us down.

Major Coates: That is the inherent beauty of the single file line! They can only kill the person in front. So if we order from least important to most important, with James being in the front and me being in the back, then we just might make it through.

Garrus: Don't you think that Shepard should be in the back, since he's the protagonist?

Major Coates: No, Shepard is in front of me. We need someone in back who can objectively evaluate how the plan is working.

James: How are you going to know if the plan isn't working?

Major Coates: If Shepard gets shot, I'll know we're in trouble, and immediately abort.

Shepard: I think that's a good plan!

Modifié par DeinonSlayer, 22 novembre 2013 - 03:28 .

[DeinonSlayer]

"Utilizing the power of the Shep Cannon, we make a Shep-sized hole in the Citadel's hull... or we paint the galaxy a really disgusting color."

...OK, that one doesn't work as well.

Modifié par DeinonSlayer, 22 novembre 2013 - 03:38 .

[Steelcan]

DeinonSlayer wrote...

"Utilizing the power of the Shep Cannon, we make a Shep-sized hole in the Citadel's hull... or we paint the galaxy a really disgusting color."

...OK, that one doesn't work as well.

nonsense

[DeinonSlayer]

Steelcan wrote...

DeinonSlayer wrote...

"Utilizing the power of the Shep Cannon, we make a Shep-sized hole in the Citadel's hull... or we paint the galaxy a really disgusting color."

...OK, that one doesn't work as well.

nonsense

Yea, The Shepard's heroism is indeed great. If he can endure planetary re-entry without being reduced to a thin paste upon impacting a mountainside at eighty meters per second, the Citadel's hull should yield before his mighty thick skull.

Repeat as necessary.

[Steelcan]

Shepard:  Men this is where we show those overgrown space squids that they could not have picked a worse enemy than the human race. We are going to blow the hell out of those dumb freaks until we don't have anything left to shoot 'em with, and then we are gonna stangle them with their own living guts!

Am I right marines?

Crew:  Sir, yes sir.

Modifié par Steelcan, 22 novembre 2013 - 03:46 .

[FlyingSquirrel]

Added ME3 sidequest: "We are the random Citadel residents who say 'Ni.' Bring us a shrubbery!"

[BronzTrooper]

TheMyron wrote...

Gamer072196 wrote...

ME2 has an Austin Powers reference. Joker's chair spinning uncontrollably references to Dr. Evil's chair malfunctioning. Lol, my dad (who has never played any of the games in the series) noticed that one.

Was he looking over your shoulder? Or was he trying the games out for the first time?

He just randomly looked at the tv at that moment when I was playing with my seventh character.

[TheMyron]

Recruiting Jack from Purgatory, and assuming Warden Kuril was more... diplomatic;

Kuril: Follow. But! Follow only if your are people of valor! For this cryo-cell is occupied by a Biotic so foul, so cruel, that nobody yet has fought with it... and lived!

*Later... Once Jack's tube is exposed...

Kuril: There it is!

Shepard: Where?

Kuril: There!

Shepard: What? Behind the girl?

Kuril: The Biotic IS the girl!

Shepard: You silly Turian, you got us all worked up!

Kuril: Well, that is no ordinary Biotic, that's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered chick you ever set eyes on!

Kasumi: You ass! I soiled my suit, I was so scared!

Kuril: Look, that girl's got a vicious streak a mile wide! She's a killer!

Miranda: Get stuffed!

Kuril: I'm warning you!

Miranda: What has she done? Bite your ****?

Kuril: She puts out these huge shockwaves...er... She can Charge about.... look at the mech parts!

Miranda: Go on Jacob, grab her by the neck and bring her here!

Jacob: Right. One cute chick comin' right up!

Kuril: Look!           *Jacob gets vaporized in Biotic Explosion...

Shepard: Jeez Louis!

Kasumi: I did it again!

Modifié par TheMyron, 22 novembre 2013 - 11:18 .

[Rasofe]

Catalyst: Cheer up Shepard. You know what they say.
Some things in life are bad. They can really make you mad!
When you're chewing on life's gristle, don't grumble, give a whistle, and this'll help things turn out for the best...
aaand...

*The whole Normandy Crew joins in*
Always look on the bright side of life!

Modifié par Rasofe, 22 novembre 2013 - 10:59 .

[ShallowlLife9871]

Future Kid: Tell me another story about the Shepard...
Space grandpa: he was never the Shepard, just a very naughty boy.

[oQUETZALCOATLo]

After the Rachni mission Joker asks Shepard if he wants to "nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to...ah never mind." A clear reference to Aliens

[TheMyron]

TheMyron wrote...

Recruiting Jack from Purgatory, and assuming Warden Kuril was more... diplomatic;

Kuril: Follow. But! Follow only if your are people of valor! For this cryo-cell is occupied by a Biotic so foul, so cruel, that nobody yet has fought with it... and lived!

*Later... Once Jack's tube is exposed...

Kuril: There it is!

Shepard: Where?

Kuril: There!

Shepard: What? Behind the girl?

Kuril: The Biotic IS the girl!

Shepard: You silly Turian, you got us all worked up!

Kuril: Well, that is no ordinary Biotic, that's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered chick you ever set eyes on!

Kasumi: You ass! I soiled my suit, I was so scared!

Kuril: Look, that girl's got a vicious streak a mile wide! She's a killer!

Miranda: Get stuffed!

Kuril: I'm warning you!

Miranda: What has she done? Bite your ****?

Kuril: She puts out these huge shockwaves...er... She can Charge about.... look at the mech parts!

Miranda: Go on Jacob, grab her by the neck and bring her here!

Jacob: Right. One cute chick comin' right up!

Kuril: Look!           *Jacob gets vaporized in Biotic Explosion...

Shepard: Jeez Louis!

Kasumi: I did it again!

Should I change the characters, or is fine the way it is? Don't be shy or bashful, what do you think?

Spoof Reference

Modifié par TheMyron, 23 novembre 2013 - 08:05 .

[TheMyron]

DeinonSlayer wrote...

Major Coates: "OK, listen up, dirtbags. If we're gonna reach the Conduit, we need a good game plan. Now, I have two options we can use. Number one, we run at the beam in a single file line, screaming at the top of our lungs! The enemy will be so flabbergasted, by the time they have a chance to regroup, we'll already be inside.

James: Oh, yeah, right. They're not going to get surprised, they're just going to start mowing us down.

Major Coates: That is the inherent beauty of the single file line! They can only kill the person in front. So if we order from least important to most important, with James being in the front and me being in the back, then we just might make it through.

Garrus: Don't you think that Shepard should be in the back, since he's the protagonist?

Major Coates: No, Shepard is in front of me. We need someone in back who can objectively evaluate how the plan is working.

James: How are you going to know if the plan isn't working?

Major Coates: If Shepard gets shot, I'll know we're in trouble, and immediately abort.

Shepard: I think that's a good plan!

LOL, where did you spoof this from?

[Rasofe]

That's from Red vs Blue.

[DeinonSlayer]

TheMyron wrote...

DeinonSlayer wrote...

*snip*

LOL, where did you spoof this from?

Link 

The saddest/funniest thing is how closely it matches the actual plan... I think Shepard fits Caboose' role quite well.



"Your toast has been burnt, and no amount of scraping will remove the black parts!"

Modifié par DeinonSlayer, 24 novembre 2013 - 04:20 .

[TheMyron]

Rasofe wrote...

That's from Red vs Blue.

Thank you for introducing me to the show, its hilarious!

[teh DRUMPf!!]

 Here's an instant classic: http://www.youtube.com/watch.


Mass Effect/Bud Light.

[ElSuperGecko]

 I do believe that this thread was made for this video...

[DeinonSlayer]

ElSuperGecko wrote...

 I do believe that this thread was made for this video...

:lol::lol: