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[iOnlySignIn]

I've come up with some new romance ideas. Let's discuss what you think of them. Specifically:

- How plausible/probable is this pairing?

- How interesting/exciting is this pairing?

Let's begin with:

Control Shepard x Daro'Xen (this is my head-canon);

Miranda x Kai Leng;

Kaidan x Rahna, after the latter had been transformed into a partially self-aware Cerberus Phantom;

Traynor (with Control or Synthesis) x smexy female Reaper with Voice of Doom;

Drunk Javik x Liara dressed as female Prothean;

Sober Javik x Morinth (pre-Banshee, mid-Banshee, and post-Banshee);

Chakwas x Medical Scanner (which has electric, sonic, and Mass Effect settings);

Joker x EDI's software in Legion's dead (and resurrected) body, with or without Synthesis;

Synthesis Tali x Geth Prime;

Synthesis Tali x Geth Colossus (CynicalShep has told me that size matters);

Synthesis Kelly x Fenris Mech (Urz is too mainstream);

Ashley x Saren (post-suicide Husk mode);

I may come up with more. Suggestions are welcome.

TheBlackBaron wrote...

Traynor x EDI inhabiting Traynor's Mass Effect toothbrush

ginner dave wrote...

Vega OD on roids and tequila x Thresher Maw.

eyezonlyii wrote...

CloneShep and Shepard's LI...then Shepard walks in

HYR 2.0 wrote...

Now and forever: Anderson x Udina. 

Modifié par iOnlySignIn, 22 novembre 2013 - 12:36 .

[DeinonSlayer]

Lessee here *rubs hands with glee*

Daro'Xen x TIM

Zaeed Massani x Aria T'Loak

Conrad Verner x Gianna Parasini

Kelly Chambers x Urz

Joker x EDDI (same AI, voice tuned two octaves lower)

James Vega x Towel

[TheBlackBaron]

Needs more crazy up against the wall let's have it on right here.

[iOnlySignIn]

DeinonSlayer wrote...

Zaeed Massani x Aria T'Loak

They are so totally compatible.

[shit's fucked cunts]

Shiala and Lizbeth Baynham. Both are seeking redemption through the Feros colony.

One night, after a varren hunt, and a few too many beers...

[TheBlackBaron]

DeinonSlayer wrote...

Joker x EDDI (same AI, voice tuned two octaves lower)

Ooh, that gives me an idea.

Traynor x EDI, inhabiting her Mass Effect toothbrush

[iOnlySignIn]

TheBlackBaron wrote...

DeinonSlayer wrote...

Joker x EDDI (same AI, voice tuned two octaves lower)

Ooh, that gives me an idea.

Traynor x EDI, inhabiting her Mass Effect toothbrush

Brilliant.

I actually use an electric toothbrush. Marvelous thing.

Modifié par iOnlySignIn, 21 novembre 2013 - 06:58 .

[Darks1d3]

 ....The pro-mark 3000. It spins, vibrates, and can carry on an intelligent conversation in a tantalizing voice. A perfect gift for that special someone for the holidays.

[iOnlySignIn]

StreetMagic wrote...

iOnlySignIn wrote...

I actually use an electric toothbrush. Marvelous thing.

Get a room, you two.

We're already in the same room.

Darks1d3 wrote...

 ....The pro-mark 3000. It spins, vibrates, and can carry on an intelligent conversation in a tantalizing voice. A perfect gift for that special someone for the holidays.

What was Traynor's old model? Cision pro mark 4?

Mark 3000 must be Reaper tech.

Modifié par iOnlySignIn, 21 novembre 2013 - 09:45 .

[trenq]

Raan x chakwas

[Rasofe]

Quick question, do you guys do this sort of thing to people you know IRL too?

[Ruadh]

Vega overdoes it on the roids and tequila, tries to bang a thresher maw.

Post synthesis, Harbinger creates a new Reaper made from the genetic material of blow-up sex dolls. He then shows it his 'salvation'.

Joker gets caught crawling through the Normandys vents with no pants on. Again.

[iOnlySignIn]

Rasofe wrote...

Quick question, do you guys do this sort of thing to people you know IRL too?

I don't do it, but some of my friends (who are Yaoi fangirls) do it to me - with my blessing.

ginner dave wrote...

Joker gets caught crawling through the Normandys vents with no pants on. Again.

You a Systems Shock fan too? I enjoyed crawling through SHODAN's vents.

[Rasofe]

ginner dave wrote...

Vega overdoes it on the roids and tequila, tries to bang a thresher maw.

Post synthesis, Harbinger creates a new Reaper made from the genetic material of blow-up sex dolls. He then shows it his 'salvation'.

Joker gets caught crawling through the Normandys vents with no pants on. Again.

I thought Vega was more of a mescal man.

[Ravensword]

TheBlackBaron wrote...

Ooh, that gives me an idea.

Traynor x EDI, inhabiting her Mass Effect toothbrush

I don't know why, but for some reason I find this rather appealing.

[iOnlySignIn]

Rasofe wrote...

ginner dave wrote...

Vega overdoes it on the roids and tequila, tries to bang a thresher maw.

Post synthesis, Harbinger creates a new Reaper made from the genetic material of blow-up sex dolls. He then shows it his 'salvation'.

Joker gets caught crawling through the Normandys vents with no pants on. Again.

I thought Vega was more of a mescal man.

I thought Vega was Chilean, not Mexican, which means he would drink pisco. But I guess pisco is too refined for his tastes.

[Rasofe]

Aha.

Modifié par Rasofe, 21 novembre 2013 - 12:19 .

[trenq]

wrex x diana allers

[CronoDragoon]

iOnlySignIn wrote...

Control Shepard x Daro'Xen (this is my head-canon);

....Go on.

[Ryzaki]

Pfft if Control Shep is with anyone it should be Harbinger.

[Nitrocuban]

Shepard should be able to make love to him/her self everytime Shepard is in his/her cabin.

[KaiserShep]

Ravensword wrote...

TheBlackBaron wrote...

Ooh, that gives me an idea.

Traynor x EDI, inhabiting her Mass Effect toothbrush

I don't know why, but for some reason I find this rather appealing.

The Citadel DLC puts quite a lot of ideas out there when EDI quotes Traynor's comments regarding EDI's voice when she didn't yet know that she was talking a full-fledged AI.

[Hjklop]

Welp, this thread's gonna be fun

I was thinking maybe Shiera and the Yahg shadow broker

[eyezonlyii]

CloneShep and Shepard's LI...then Shepard walks in