Shepard walks down CIC with his new trenchcoat.
Guard: Stop, who are you!?
Shepard turns around and see a Cerberus security guard.
Shep. Im your commanding officer, soldier
Guard: Yeah, right. And Im Elvis
Shep: Who?
Guard: You know, the famous rock legend!
Shep: No idea who you are talking about.
Guard: Anyway Sir, Commander Shepard would never walk around in a trenchcoat, it is against regs.
Shep: Regs! What regs, this is a private ship and its my ship
Guard pulls forth a book from nowhere: According the Cerberus Regs Chapter 2 Paragraph 7, Cerberus operatives and officers shall wear their duty uniform while on duty.
Shep: Well, Im still your CO
Guard: Yeah right. I have to take you to the brig, Cerberus dont look kindly on intruders. Are you an Alliance spy.
Shep: This is an outrage. Where is Miranda, she can verify who I am!
Guard: Miranda and Jacob went to Fhloston Paradise on a weekend so no, you cant see her.
Shep: Jacob...I told him to stay away from here!
Guard: Sir, come with me now
Shep: *Falcon Punch*...Joker, set a course to Fhloston Paradise now!
Modifié par Bebbe777, 20 janvier 2010 - 03:47 .