Your favorite Asari
#101
Posté 04 décembre 2013 - 02:42
I also like the Asari Commando on Thessia: "let's make sure the galaxy knows that the war was won on Thessia". One of my favorite quotes in ME3.
#102
Posté 29 décembre 2013 - 04:24
OniTYME wrote...
...Maybe I just hate the idea that they're space lezzies who seem to only exist for sex appeal. Meh.
Whats wrong with space lesbians?
KaiserShep wrote...
wizardryforever wrote...
Dislikes:
- Most of the unnamed, random asari that we meet tend to be rather stuck up, or ditzy, or judgemental.
This makes Gianna Parasini's comment about the asari all the more enjoyable.
"I love nailing asari, so ageless and superior. Then you get them and they squeal like schoolgirls."
In her position, I'd feel the same way.
Whenever she says that, it sounds so jealous, and bitter. I always help out that Asari though, because **** the police.
Modifié par ImperatorMortis, 29 décembre 2013 - 05:15 .
#103
Posté 29 décembre 2013 - 06:41
#104
Posté 29 décembre 2013 - 10:54
#105
Posté 29 décembre 2013 - 03:43
Matriarch Benezia
Commandos & Soldiers on Thessia
#106
Posté 29 décembre 2013 - 03:47
Ali Hillis also voiced Lightning from FFXIII so every time I hear Liara I get a little bit more infuriated.Yestare7 wrote...
...and that voice!!
#107
Posté 29 décembre 2013 - 03:52
#108
Posté 29 décembre 2013 - 04:03
#109
Posté 29 décembre 2013 - 05:29
Steelcan wrote...
of all the threads to get necro'd
Problem?
Modifié par ImperatorMortis, 29 décembre 2013 - 05:56 .
#110
Posté 29 décembre 2013 - 05:38
#111
Posté 29 décembre 2013 - 11:39
Aria is a BA merc queen who I would bang, if she did not have the hots for my Fem!Shep.
Liara is one of the cutest ones, and risked her own life to rescue Shepard, which is dedication
Samara is like Aria but a paladin-type. And hawt.
#112
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Posté 29 décembre 2013 - 11:43
Guest_LagoonaLahaana_*
#113
Posté 30 décembre 2013 - 12:03
Lieutenant Kurin because I love her voice. Also, because she stands up to Shepard, at least until your squaddie steps in.
The Asari soldier you meet later. ":We're trying to reach outpost Tykis." "Yer lookin' at it."
The gunship pilots.
All good characters.
Modifié par t_skwerl, 30 décembre 2013 - 12:04 .
#114
Posté 30 décembre 2013 - 12:11
ImperatorMortis wrote...
OniTYME wrote...
...Maybe I just hate the idea that they're space lezzies who seem to only exist for sex appeal. Meh.
Whats wrong with space lesbians?
...
I love how they are always reduced to sex objects but somehow run all major crime, merc, economic and political organizations... I think they may use a particular weakness of ours...
It would be nice if BW would have expanded on the disconnect that apparently _all_ Asari like to join merc/crime gangs or dance their maiden days away (as even Aethyia and other Asari say), then lead the most violent crime and merc gangs, still allow medieval justice codes to be excercised by monastic orders, but when you talk to them on the Citadel they claim to be those nice, tree hugging peaceloving enlightened liberals,... who want you to kill their slave trading sister so she won't embarass them.
The same goes for their navy which is supposedly smaller than the Turians but apparently in a different ballpark when it comes to fighting Reapers.
The same goes for Asari commandos who are luckily so few because they apparently do not need that many to tear a big merc band to shreds...
If ME were a CoD game, the Asari would be the USA apparently...
#115
Posté 30 décembre 2013 - 02:48
Modifié par Wulfram, 30 décembre 2013 - 02:48 .
#116
Posté 30 décembre 2013 - 03:42
Aethtyta
Shiala
Samara
Shaira
Also, Gianna comment is so deliciously under the radar sexual it always made me smile
#117
Posté 30 décembre 2013 - 05:10
Mangalores wrote...
ImperatorMortis wrote...
OniTYME wrote...
...Maybe I just hate the idea that they're space lezzies who seem to only exist for sex appeal. Meh.
Whats wrong with space lesbians?
...
I love how they are always reduced to sex objects but somehow run all major crime, merc, economic and political organizations... I think they may use a particular weakness of ours...
It would be nice if BW would have expanded on the disconnect that apparently _all_ Asari like to join merc/crime gangs or dance their maiden days away (as even Aethyia and other Asari say), then lead the most violent crime and merc gangs, still allow medieval justice codes to be excercised by monastic orders, but when you talk to them on the Citadel they claim to be those nice, tree hugging peaceloving enlightened liberals,... who want you to kill their slave trading sister so she won't embarass them.
The same goes for their navy which is supposedly smaller than the Turians but apparently in a different ballpark when it comes to fighting Reapers.
The same goes for Asari commandos who are luckily so few because they apparently do not need that many to tear a big merc band to shreds...
If ME were a CoD game, the Asari would be the USA apparently...
Man.. I really wanna play an ex Asari Commando in Mass Effect 4..
#118
Posté 31 décembre 2013 - 02:37
ImperatorMortis wrote...
KaiserShep wrote...
This makes Gianna Parasini's comment about the asari all the more enjoyable.
"I love nailing asari, so ageless and superior. Then you get them and they squeal like schoolgirls."
In her position, I'd feel the same way.
Whenever she says that, it sounds so jealous, and bitter.
It came off as more "smug" than anything. Speaking of bitter, though, you seem a lil butthurt that she dissed the asari.
#119
Posté 31 décembre 2013 - 02:46
HYR 2.0 wrote...
ImperatorMortis wrote...
KaiserShep wrote...
This makes Gianna Parasini's comment about the asari all the more enjoyable.
"I love nailing asari, so ageless and superior. Then you get them and they squeal like schoolgirls."
In her position, I'd feel the same way.
Whenever she says that, it sounds so jealous, and bitter.
It came off as more "smug" than anything. Speaking of bitter, though, you seem a lil butthurt that she dissed the asari.
I do? Well its not true. I like Asari, but I'm not a fanboy.
Whenever she said that it honestly sounded like she was a bit jealous of them. Thats what it honestly seemed like to me.
Modifié par ImperatorMortis, 31 décembre 2013 - 02:46 .
#120
Posté 31 décembre 2013 - 02:59
#121
Posté 31 décembre 2013 - 03:00
Really? All I read out of that exchange was juvenile innuendo.ImperatorMortis wrote...
HYR 2.0 wrote...
ImperatorMortis wrote...
KaiserShep wrote...
This makes Gianna Parasini's comment about the asari all the more enjoyable.
"I love nailing asari, so ageless and superior. Then you get them and they squeal like schoolgirls."
In her position, I'd feel the same way.
Whenever she says that, it sounds so jealous, and bitter.
It came off as more "smug" than anything. Speaking of bitter, though, you seem a lil butthurt that she dissed the asari.
I do? Well its not true. I like Asari, but I'm not a fanboy.Well I'm a bit of a fanboy.
Whenever she said that it honestly sounded like she was a bit jealous of them. Thats what it honestly seemed like to me.
#122
Posté 31 décembre 2013 - 03:07
DeinonSlayer wrote...
Really? All I read out of that exchange was juvenile innuendo.ImperatorMortis wrote...
HYR 2.0 wrote...
ImperatorMortis wrote...
KaiserShep wrote...
This makes Gianna Parasini's comment about the asari all the more enjoyable.
"I love nailing asari, so ageless and superior. Then you get them and they squeal like schoolgirls."
In her position, I'd feel the same way.
Whenever she says that, it sounds so jealous, and bitter.
It came off as more "smug" than anything. Speaking of bitter, though, you seem a lil butthurt that she dissed the asari.
I do? Well its not true. I like Asari, but I'm not a fanboy.Well I'm a bit of a fanboy.
Whenever she said that it honestly sounded like she was a bit jealous of them. Thats what it honestly seemed like to me.
Little from Column A, little from Column B?
#123
Posté 31 décembre 2013 - 03:09
DeinonSlayer wrote...
Really? All I read out of that exchange was juvenile innuendo.ImperatorMortis wrote...
HYR 2.0 wrote...
ImperatorMortis wrote...
KaiserShep wrote...
This makes Gianna Parasini's comment about the asari all the more enjoyable.
"I love nailing asari, so ageless and superior. Then you get them and they squeal like schoolgirls."
In her position, I'd feel the same way.
Whenever she says that, it sounds so jealous, and bitter.
It came off as more "smug" than anything. Speaking of bitter, though, you seem a lil butthurt that she dissed the asari.
I do? Well its not true. I like Asari, but I'm not a fanboy.Well I'm a bit of a fanboy.
Whenever she said that it honestly sounded like she was a bit jealous of them. Thats what it honestly seemed like to me.
#124
Posté 31 décembre 2013 - 03:17
#125
Posté 31 décembre 2013 - 03:20
Way ahead of you.CynicalShep wrote...
Not exactly the biggest fan of Asari but I'll have to go with Tevos. Smart, chill and probably the best looking Asari in game. Would hit that with the fury of a thousand suns.





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