Elton John is dead wrote...
leaguer of one wrote...
Dave of Canada wrote...
I'd like to burn the heretics, mages and elves.
I'd like to draw and quarter mouthy Shems who like to burn heretics, mages and elves.
Good luck drawing and quartering the mouthy elves who do the same thing.
Hey, you dalish elves are hostile to city elves so you became fair game from that moment onwards.
My Inquisitor will be having one massive bonfire:Did I really say it would be a bonfire?
- Qunari.
- Dwarves (because their faces taste yummy when cooked).
- Dalish elves.
- Lelianna (mmm, love me some of that fiery red cooked flesh).
- Mages.
- Morrigan (her flesh will turn from pale to red soon enough).
- Anders (his body will be the first fuelling flame).
It's really a rotisserie and all are invited save for any who fall into the groups above. You lot can come but you'll be the fuel/food.
Hey, it's fair game. My elf can eat human, dwarf and qunari. It's not cannibalism. Mages (with the exception of Morrigan who will be filling my fat city elf's belly soon enough as he plucks the remainder of her flesh off her bones with his fat stubby fingers nearly choking to death on the meat as he laughs as the screams from the victims of the great rotisserie fill his ears) and elves won't be getting eaten though. They're just the fuel for the fire.
This is the face of my elf:
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"Elves can't have beards!"
He doesn't. He ripped that beard off of a dwarf before he cooked him.
Remember that face. It is the face of death. The face of the beast that will eat you whole and spit your meager bones out.
Congratulations. You scared me.





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