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[Dalakaar]

So there's a fat man in a red suit in the mall. He's wearing a fake white beard and pretending really hard not to be drunk and a bit stoned. He's making an attrocious job of it, but you give him points for his "Ho, ho, ho's". Maybe he's a method actor. Maybe not.

You see children asking him for things, and when they walk away they genuinely seem to think they're going to get it. You gotta get in on this. This kind of thing doesn't happen erry day ya know. Maybe once a year, if you're lucky.

You run through a pile of screaming children, push a little androgenously gendered child who's not wearing pink or blue to identify it off the fat man's lap. Hey look! It's your turn! You sit down, hard. You gotta make this fast, the photographer is already running towards the mall security who are over hitting on the obviously underaged girl behind the Starbucks counter. You figure you got a few minutes, Pudgy A and Pudgier B aren't going to get there anytime soon; not without significantly increasing their chances of heart attack at any rate. Still, time is of the essence. The mall-mom's all have their cellphones out recording you. It's your time to shine. It's the big moment, the perplexed looking santa has this worried look on his face, like maybe what you're going to ask for is impossible, or maybe he's waiting for you to wave a gun around. Either way your time's run out... it's now or never. You think of your favourite game ever.

...then you think of ME3MP, like that ex girlfriend you can't stop drunk-dialing. Why does she keep saying yes all the time? Doesn't she have any self esteem?

ME3MP. Gotta concentrate. Angry moms, security guards, 911 calls. You gotta make this good. No, you gotta make this great. These kids must be on to something. Right here, right now, it's your chance to get anything you want in this game, or make the game better, for everyone! 5 seconds left, the possibilities are endless, but finally, you blurt out...

***

If you could have anything you wished for in ME3MP, what would it be? (And I do mean anything. Wink wink nudge nudge)

Merry Appropriately Themed Potentially Religious But Atheistically Given Seasonal Greetings To You All.

[Titus Thongger]

No idea what I just read.

But I wanted more female quarians in tali's alternate outfit.

That is all

[DesioPL]

I WANT MOAR JIGGLY BUM BUM QUARIANS! (BIO)WER PLS!

[mybudgee]

Asari

[SoundWraith]

ME3MP forum to shut down/sealed/closed/become read only.

[MaxBoss]

[Violation of Rule #6 removed.]

Modifié par Ninja Stan, 10 décembre 2013 - 08:53 .

[Catastrophy]

mybudgee wrote...

Asari

Yea, thinking about it - it pretty much sums up to that.
I'd like to have them present their darker side, though. They are alien after all and it should show somehow.

Right now they are mostly neat good-looking blue space babes. I want more of that eyes turn black stuff and mind flaying.

An option to blow up the stupid Weihnachtsmann would be very much appreciated. And deleting jingly bells from the galaxy. Good thing I stopped watching TV - I'd be already in catatonic stupor by now from those idiotic bells.

[36812180234]

PROPER ENDING...

Oh, its for multiplayer...
Well, then more Asari, of cause

[ROBOTICSUPERMAN]

Alternate skins for all characters.
And hats.

[Redbelle]

All I want for christmas is a brawl map where players bring their builds to fight in an environment with vehicles and orbital bombardment ability.

Cause Christmas is more fun when you share

[didacuscarr]

More customisation options like more skin tones, armors, shades, hats, goggles(for my fkn VHE!), moustaches and tattoos.

And a god damn better netcode and a patch for lolpeaesstreenoframes4me!







!!

Modifié par N7didacus, 10 décembre 2013 - 01:27 .

[Redbelle]

..........Pixalated naked day mod?

Hideo Kojima would do it!

[JarilKelteel]

ROBOTICSUPERMAN wrote...

And hats.

This x1000

[Beerfish]

[Violation of Rule #6 removed.]

Modifié par Ninja Stan, 10 décembre 2013 - 08:53 .

[RayD3MSoC]

Wow... thread...

N7 fury - DC + Reave...or really anything with reave+throw tbh, but reave + AF would be so visually amazing and headache inducing.

[Beerfish]

I better go and look up rule 6.

[Sir DeLoria]

Titus Thongger wrote...

No idea what I just read.

But I wanted more female quarians in tali's alternate outfit.

That is all

^This so much^

Moar Quarians please:wub:

And hats too, Uncharted did it right.

[Rotward]

This year, I'd like me3 multiplayer to automatically close, during extraction, on anyone who outscores me!

... what?

Oh, and an overhaul of character customization. Why can't I play an african or atlantian talon engineer, huh? My AIU should have more than one color for her visor. Plus, krogan vanguard and shaman both need fewer 'skin' colors, and more tophats. 

Modifié par Rotward, 10 décembre 2013 - 09:36 .

[OrcWhisperer]

A fix so that I don't have to go to the start screen just to join a friend's game. And 8 player matches. And swappable super weapons instead of just the missile launcher. Also, more objectives, like a kill the Harvester or Thresher Maw. And fix all the bugs, so the game just works, without me having to read 20 pages of bug notes in order to properly spec a character.

Edit: and  pet Varren

Modifié par OrcWhisperer, 10 décembre 2013 - 10:59 .

[Rotward]

^ Bugs? Me3 mp is working as intended, for your enjoyment!

[Fiddles dee dee]

Better servers for PS3. Weekend challenges. AND NERF THE RNG!

[SilentStep79]

this was quite entertaining OP.

on topic: a workable weapon/money/consumable sharing system b/t players in MP.

[Peer of the Empire]

A good AR

[Dalakaar]

Titus Thongger wrote...
No idea what I just read.

Yeah I do that sometimes.

silentstep79 wrote...
this was quite entertaining OP.

Cheers

RayD3MSoC wrote...
Wow... thread...

Double Cheers

OrcWhisperer wrote...
Edit: and  pet Varren

Hellsyes.

Ninja Stan wrote...
[smilie]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/ninja.png[/smilie][Violation of Rule #6 removed.][smilie]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/ninja.png[/smilie]

Looks around the "Rules"...
Huh, so that's what that rule is...
So... what do you want for Christmas Ninja Stan?