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maaaad365

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Shepard renegade final speech :



It's so bad, like speaking to 3 year olds : " you fight or you die..."

Can you guys find something as bad as this one?

Modifié par maaaad365, 15 décembre 2013 - 10:49 .


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Aria's speech in the Omega DLC is the worst, not because of content, but because of Aria's delivery. If you got someone who knew how to deliver a speech and gave them Arias speech it would have been awesome. Even I could do a better job ffs.

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maaaad365 wrote...

Shepard renegade final speech :



It's so bad, like speaking to 3 year olds : " you fight or you die..."

Can you guys find something as bad as this one?


That speech is far from terrible......please.

Nevermind Paragon foreshadows an aspect of the ending.

Do I have to dig up some of the more wonky ME1 script moments? This speech here is far better than those.

Modifié par txgoldrush, 15 décembre 2013 - 11:05 .


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Daemul wrote...

Aria's speech in the Omega DLC is the worst, not because of content, but because of Aria's delivery. If you got someone who knew how to deliver a speech and gave them Arias speech it would have been awesome. Even I could do a better job ffs.


That scene has major bugs, that's part of the reason its not effective. That DLC lacked polish because bioware thought they could not go over 2 GB for the Xbox 360.

Aria's second speech is better, however, Aria does not have the personality to be a great speaker.

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The speech before the suicide mission is far worse IMO. This one is not that bad, I think, though I'm not a fan of speeches in general.

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I never did the renegade version of that speech. They're both pretty corny, but I think the paragon version is better. I can't be the only one that kind of enjoyed the speech in ME2 aboard the Normandy, though being accompanied to the beat of the awesome suicide mission theme intro helped it immensely.

Captain Kirrahe will always have the best one though. It was so bad it was good.

Modifié par KaiserShep, 15 décembre 2013 - 02:19 .


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Hold the line, men, hold the line!!!

personally I think it was meant to be presented as a quirk in Kirrahe's character. and also meant to be amusing, like Mordin's "patter songs". it succeeded.

Shepard's speeches are the worst in any game.

Modifié par TheGarden2010, 15 décembre 2013 - 02:39 .


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"We fight or we die, that's the plan"
Worst. Plan. Ever.

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Nitrocuban wrote...

"We fight or we die, that's the plan"
Worst. Plan. Ever.


Nope.

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LisuPL wrote...

Nitrocuban wrote...

"We fight or we die, that's the plan"
Worst. Plan. Ever.


Nope.

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"Females team... It's worse knowing, that no matter how hard you try... you can't F*** them all"

We land, get females, get sex and leave before the Reapers find out what we're up to.

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LisuPL

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ThisOnesUsername wrote...

LisuPL wrote...

Nitrocuban wrote...

"We fight or we die, that's the plan"
Worst. Plan. Ever.


Nope.

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"Females team... It's worse knowing, that no matter how hard you try... you can't F*** them all"

We land, get females, get sex and leave before the Reapers find out what we're up to.


Old men... ARE THE FUTURE!

(within six months).

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KaiserShep wrote...

Captain Kirrahe will always have the best one though. It was so bad it was good.


His lines in ME3 are much more motivating than Hackett's speech before the fight.

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 I prefer the Renegade beginning and ending of that speech.

The "fight or die" thing is cliched, but it's a much better clincher than Para!Shep's "take heart"-Velveeta cheese.

But yes, it's all pretty underwhelming. Hackett's speech, for that matter, isn't very impressive either.

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HYR 2.0 wrote...

The "fight or die" thing is cliched, but it's a much better clincher than Para!Shep's "take heart"-Velveeta cheese.


I have to know who wrote these lines. It just seems to touch territory Mass Effect hasn't touched before (it's always been cheesy, but this is a different brand of cheese).

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The speech is missing some historic message (even one that just ties the events in the games story together) to bring meaning beyond winning *THIS* fight.

I usually mix the speeches up with paragon and renegade choices to make it less, "kill kill win win."

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HYR 2.0 wrote...

 I prefer the Renegade beginning and ending of that speech.

The "fight or die" thing is cliched, but it's a much better clincher than Para!Shep's "take heart"-Velveeta cheese.

But yes, it's all pretty underwhelming. Hackett's speech, for that matter, isn't very impressive either.


What we need was Lieutenant Willy to walk in "We'll be going in with the first wave. Means more reapers for us to kill. You smash the entire area. Kill anything with glowing eyes! Do you get me!?"

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KaiserShep wrote...

What we need was Lieutenant Willy to walk in "We'll be going in with the first wave. Means more reapers for us to kill. You smash the entire area. Kill anything with glowing eyes! Do you get me!?"

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Modifié par DeinonSlayer, 15 décembre 2013 - 05:20 .


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I personally like Hacket's final speech mainly because he has such a great voice for speeches- my personal opinion, some people hate his voice for some reason . Aria is terrible at speeches, she is more of an intimidator than a motivational speaker, so I guess her speeches come close to the worst speeches of the whole series.

Shepard's characted hit me as being a good guy, his renegade speeches don't fit his profile as well as paragon,so his renegade speeches must rely on message rather than charm/persuasion. But the last speech he gave had short sentences and was too stereotipical.

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I like the ME2 Renegade speech at the Collector base. Just because Shepard talks about the crew ("They've never had to fight the best of us. That's you."). I mean, that's what the game was about (forming a badass team), and that's what the speech was about. As a player, I don't really care about myself/Shepard looking cool or saying cliche heroic things. I care about the other characters more.

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 This speech was just plain cray. 

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Meh. It's about on par with the rest of the series' speeches, which have never been very good in any flavor.

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Nothing will ever come close to the mind numbing speech that Shepard gives to TIM if you blow up the base, talk about the game ignoring the real reason I blew the thing up and creating just cringeworthy dialog...

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I just hate how it feels like a call back to that asinine intro of ME3.

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None of them are all that great.

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Eh...